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She Fucks Moolionairs

Fangirl shits pinecones after overhearing pornstar Brian Pumper refer to her as a 'bitch'. Blows are exchanged & shit gets ugly, but the real battle is all verbal, with ego-busting insults like "u think i wud tweet about u? I FUCK MOOLIONAIRES NIGGUH". Fucking brutal. Source be here.

  2,301,137  |    5.16.12  |    TG  |    LULZ

Creme Fraiche'd

Epic poker face @ .57 mark. I call this one the 'i totally just nutted in my own mouth but i dont even give a fuck cause i have a 6.7 inch penis and listen to Rage Against The Machine on vinyl' look. Dude's got that shit mastered. Download the full video HERE. Douchebag song HERE.

  3,463,234  |    5.12.12  |    TG  |    Porn Bloopers

You Want To Quit... FOR REALZ

B-hole brutally wrecked at the hands of some Italians, likely won't be able to walk straight for a week. No, this isn't my review for the new Parmesan Crusted Steak @ Olive Garden. This is the infamous Rocco vs. Roxy Jezel scene, and you should watch the uncut version HERE.

  3,891,137  |    5.7.12  |    Anonymous  |    Painal

13 Most Ridiculous Orgasms Ever

First time squirters, prolapse-induced climaxes and bittersweet hategasms... today's vid has more variety than a fuckin Sizzler salad bar. Best comes last, so I recommend you see this one all the way through. SOURCES: #1, #2, #3, #4, #6, #7, #8, #9, #10, #11, #12.

  7,427,042  |    5.2.12  |    Gunz  |    Orgasms

Bro Shits Himself After Knocking Girl Out

Too lazy to write something funneh, but trust me faggot, this video is top shelf. DOWNLOAD FULL VIDEO HERE.

  4,252,719  |    4.26.12  |    Mia Skywalker  |    Porn Bloopers

14 Incher Causes Gianna To Quit

I've never seen Gianna cave before, no matter how big the cock. It's as if her vaginal canal is made of Teflon, with more square footage than James Van Deer Beek's forehead. But after watching this, I'm not so sure. Sources for intro 1, 2, 4, 5. Full tap-out scene HERE.

  7,216,912  |    4.10.12  |    TG  |    LULZ

The Art Of Hating Cum

Here it is. The Citizen Kane of ewww your semen tastes like Gene Wilder's deceased asshole. Actually, I'm not entirely sure whether or not Gene is deceased, but I trust that the implied mental image is effective all the same. SOURCES: #1, #2, #3, #5, #6, #7, #8, #9, #10, #11, #12

  4,045,420  |    4.8.12  |    Anonymous  |    LULZ

Erectile Dysfunction... LIKE A BOSS

There's really nothing more emasculating than getting taunted over your sexual inadequacies, save for maybe your mom walking in on you as you spank it to Robin Williams in Jumanji. The point is... Jumanji is a great movie and unfairly disregarded.

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No Lube FTW

Crack addicts, painal, premature ejaculation... this video is more well rounded than the Denny's Grand Slam that I didn't pay for this morning. Unfortunately there's no kicker, but what it lacks in surprise endings... it makes up for in orgasmic zombie moans.

  3,894,306  |    3.28.12  |    TG  |    Painal

Mexican Teen Cant Even Take 1 Inch

I like this girl. She's soft spoken and emotionally reserved. To win her over I'd really have to pull out all the stops - Netflix Desperado, bathe in Suavitel fabric softner, and come to terms with being called silly shit like 'Papi'. The things I'd do for love. Full video HERE and only there.

  3,315,031  |    3.25.12  |    Anonymous  |    LULZ

Cocaine Doesnt Make You Good At Sex

Not since the 2005 release of 1 Night In Chyna have I seen a woman with such a fucked up misunderstanding of eroticism. She grunts like pirate with stage 4 throat cancer, pisses all over the place, and has a finishing act that'll assfuck your brain cells. Full video HERE.

  3,993,845  |    3.19.12  |    Anonymous  |    LULZ


Here's some wisdom I picked up while watching an infomercial for Tony Little's Gazelle Sprintmaster - always maintain good form. Sloppy form is how people get Christopher Reeve'ed. Don't think the same is applicable to sucking dick? Neither did she. FULL VIDEO HERE.

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