Too Akward For Porn

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To call this girl a boring bang would be the understatement of the damn millennium. I'll put it this way: If you combined a gender studies course with the PGA, you'd still need a 3 hour Al Gore audio book and jumper cables to match pulses with this fucking corpse. You've been warned. [SOURCE]

The 19-Year-Old NPC

The 19-Year-Old NPC

It finally happened.

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Definitely Not a Virgin

Definitely Not a Virgin

Not exactly urging bloodflow to my nether regions when your displaying enough roast beef to open a butcher shop. BIG WARNING: This might trigger all 4 of my vegan users.

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A New Level of Desperation

A New Level of Desperation

This is all but guaranteed to eradicate any story you may have been led to believe about how hard it is to bang an established pornstar. Don't be misled by this man's total lack of enthusiasm: Your hunt of commissioned snapper begins now.

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Practice Made Her Perfect

Practice Made Her Perfect

Another one of those videos where erections are left with more questions than answers. How is this possible? How many trips to the zoo did it take to reach this point? And what is her Venmo name?

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THE MACHINE vs. THE VIRGIN

THE MACHINE vs. THE VIRGIN

Not since the release of The Human Centipede have I seen a person's genitals put into such a 1-sided battle. She actually agrees to fuck the Terminator of ass rippage, cries legitimate tears and has a stage-walkoff that would make Kanye blush.

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