Scuba Porn

I love when porn mixes things up, like this older Japanese clip that strangely doesn't involve tentacles or school girl rape for once. Unfortunately, it still has all the makings for one of those strange ways to die shows.

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Nudes via Room Service

An aryan goddess sexually trolls the hotel bell hop in order to win a "contest" that may or may not even exist. Regardless, Michael Cera is here to help. Although I'm not entirely convinced he's ever done this before.

  118,496  |    10.8.15  |    TG  |    Amateur

Extreme Lesbian Handshakes

The legend returns to teach us a hype new move called "The Internal Dap". It's the most brutal hardcore handshake of all time. It's rumored a handshake of this magnitude can symbolically join souls for eternity. Full Scene + More: HERE.

  799,271  |    9.30.15  |    Marc  |    Insertions

Exorcism via Anal

Deep in the dungeon of KINK studios, they have accidentally unleashed a demon poltergeist from a troubled young girl. A sweet girl that finds vaginal sex super boring and only gets off from evil butt sex. Full Scene: HERE.

  1,039,470  |    9.24.15  |    Lukas  |    Orgasms

Ratchet Stripper Goes Mental

She goes by Cocoa, China, or some shit down at the Snake Charmer Gentlemen's Club. She's a nice girl working her way through college and in her off time she enjoys bath salts and Waffle House.

  835,814  |    9.20.15  |    Bubba  |    Strippers

The Absurdity of Japanese Pornography 4

I know it looks bad, but thanks to the efforts of Japan's prestigious scientists at Unit 731, we know that it takes at least 3 minutes of asphyxia to cause permanent brain damage. So she should be totes fine. MOAR. DIY.

  799,422  |    9.17.15  |    Duran  |    Asians

Horse Fucker

These porn producers, always so preoccupied with if they could, but never stopping to wonder if they should. I can't even imagine how awkward this scene must of been to film for everyone involved. Full Scene: HERE.

  1,593,161  |    9.11.15  |    Anonymous  |    Bizarre

Backstage @ Lesbian Bukkake!

Behind the scenes of a classy title like "Lesbian Bukkake #8" isn't anything like you could imagine. Ever wonder what it's like behind the scenes? Probably not, but sometimes these thots fail in epic fashion and it's hilarious. [song]

  1,222,979  |    9.8.15  |    TG  |    LULZ

Sexual Fatalities From Japanese Cartoons

Take one part anime, one part pornography, one part Mortal Kombat and you end up with a hilarious show about ninja school girls sexually manslaughtering perverted villains around campus. Full Series: HERE.

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Goober Tries Not To Cum

It's only 10 minutes into the all night sex party and this douche is about to bust his nut after a 30 second blowjob. Not wanting to end the night early, he awkwardly death grips his penis attempting to cease climax. Moar Orgies: HERE

  1,438,976  |    8.30.15  |    Duran  |    Premature

Extreme Foot Fetish

Visit the dark side of podiatric porn. A dark, shitty basement with a custom made fuax floor complete with a penis hole. No one should have such a crazy thing, but this is no normal human being we are dealing with. MOAR!

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All these stupid bitches act like the money shot was some sort of awful surprise. Luckily, their retching and disgust only entertain my penor. LOL
[Part one] SAURCES: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. [SONG]

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Happy Ending Fail

Brave soul attempts to get some off the menu rubbing from the massage girl. Keyword is attempt, he fails.

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