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HALF YES, HALF NO

HALF YES, HALF NO

The first girl may have very well ended erectile dysfunction as we know it with nothing more than eye contact alone. The second instantly brought the epidemic back in full force. That's what I call 50/50 booking, BROTHER.

38,030 08.24.19 ML Public
THIS IS STILL A THING?

THIS IS STILL A THING?

A pleasant reminder that the more things change, the more they stay the same. I refuse to find meaning for this behavior in 2019. But luckily, one man already did.

74,430 08.21.19 PornHub Amateur
BF won't take "no" for an Answer

BF won't take "no" for an Answer

How do you say "Harvey Weinstein" in Russian?

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THE 10-INCH CHALLENGE

THE 10-INCH CHALLENGE

How/Why semi-concious females go on the hunt for ding dongs that can literally rearrange their organs is beyond my knowledge. Clearly Naudi Nala's parents didn't raise no bitch. Now, somebody call Tom Savini and lets finish this horror film right.

70,756 08.05.19 Crazyshit Big Dicks
Can't make his GF cum, so he lets a stranger do it

Can't make his GF cum, so he lets a stranger do it

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Possible Incest but Fresh Ramen Noodles

Possible Incest but Fresh Ramen Noodles

Deep inside a dilapidated trailer decorated with street signs and rebel flags, a couple of questionable relations makes mouth coitus until something goes very wrong. This mishap, according to the camera man, is the greatest thing he has ever fucking seen.

324,654 08.21.19 Anonymous Funny
6 Amazing Sex Acts

6 Amazing Sex Acts

Today's Menu: 1) Conor McGregor post-retirement 2) Ballin on a Budget 3) Hard Times Daddeh 4) The Mastadon Challenge 5) Contents Under Pressure 6) Always Get Your Moneys Worth

675,192 08.15.19 Various Fail
Yellow Dove

Yellow Dove

Hand's down the most offensive thing I've seen Asian women do (this week) since accidentally loading a buzzfeed article about NYC's dating scene. And much like that editorial, spending more than 5 minutes in the same room as one of these creatures may cause permanent damage. Prince didn't die for this. [SONG] [SONG]

543,400 08.10.19 Oxy Asians
Sexual Socialism

Sexual Socialism

What's mine is yours. And what's yours makes her think walking away from a 4-year degree in anthropological gender studies to do this instead was a bad fucking idea.

695,243 08.05.19 TG Funny
TWITCH STREAMER GOES IN

TWITCH STREAMER GOES IN

A League of Legends match resulting in something heterosexual? Why does she blow? Why doesn't he quit and return the favor? I haven't been this confused since making it to the end of Sleepaway Camp.

667,750 08.05.19 Motherless Amateur
Friday Morning in California

Friday Morning in California

Essentially this is a public service announcement on the cons and cons of touring San Fransisco. Some will live to tell the tale. Others will merge with Skid Row through osmosis. But all will learn the defintion of Portuguese Breakfast.

646,606 07.27.19 TG Drugs
Making the Impossible Possible

Making the Impossible Possible

So, who's really to blame here? The horse farm that secured their perimeter to keep her away from the livestock, or the guy with 4 Q's in his name that's keeping her on a 1-token drip for the past 4 hours? [MORE]

1,070,460 07.20.19 TG Fisting
The Show Must Go On

The Show Must Go On

Playstation One-levels of animation and someones first experience with Windows Movie Maker goes horribly... right? In other words, I only ejaculated twice. And that's coming from a man whos seen Sarah Silverman naked. My voice matters.

972,112 07.15.19 PKF Documentary
True Face of Degeneracy

True Face of Degeneracy

Listen up you cockeyed scumbag: There are places all over the country that are designated for hucking ham sauce anywhere you please. So next time, order up a caramel Frap, squeeze into the handicap stall at Starbucks and join the rest of the evolved population you repugnant, bald-headed shit twizzler.

1,031,385 07.09.19 DukeLuke Bizarre
So Bad He Had to Quit

So Bad He Had to Quit

Symptom #293 you need to put an end to the all-turnip and MDMA diet: You develop the sex drive of a cinder block followed by the kind of speech impediment that could end a marriage in Alabama. But rather than seek Dr. Phil's help, you do this instead.

1,281,032 07.04.19 Anonymous Crazy
The 18-Second Man

The 18-Second Man

My first pay-to-play happened in a Burger King toilet stall. She was more Kurt Perry than Katy Perry, Kinda foul. Not even a triple replay of Heather Graham's bush in Boogie Nights changed the mood that night. But... if I had this guy's attitude? Life... life would be different.

1,078,758 06.27.19 R3verend Big Dicks
Self Harm: A Spectacle of Beauty

Self Harm: A Spectacle of Beauty

Meet "AColdnessInMyHeart", the star of the most extreme self-harm blog that ever existed. This gets pretty disturbing... but there's something strangely pornographic about how she showcases her wet gaping wounds.

4,298,522 06.26.19 AColdnessInMyHeart Extreme
"You deserved it"

"You deserved it"

Much like Cardi B's popularity, one has to question why this even exists in and how we got here in the first place. Emphasis on the Oscar-award winning method acting seen in the opening dialogue. Simply brilliant. More HERE.

1,507,666 06.21.19 GHAWD Amateur
College Bros Get a Reality Check

College Bros Get a Reality Check

Two semesters spent shotgunning Bud Light and using the sink as a toilet? No problemo. Thirty five seconds of experienced squabblenecking? Not a fucking chance. Ladies and gentlegenders - I present to you face of higher education. [SONG]

1,312,848 06.16.19 Weebit Fail
I FUCKING HATE CUM! #5

I FUCKING HATE CUM! #5

Much like the Fast and Furious franchise, this series went from "what the fuck am I watching" to How do we get John Cena into one of these scenes? pretty damn quick. The tipping point involves Morgan Lee's last hurrah before someone convinced her to bootleg Lil Wayno songs. And no, you can't unsee that either.

1,101,432 06.11.19 EF Nasty
Why is this Even a Thing?

Why is this Even a Thing?

Reminds me of something my grandpa used to say: Your output is only as good as your input. Not since the the trailer for Terminator Dark Fate have I been so disgusted with women over the age of 40.

1,182,091 06.06.19 TheOne Porn Fail
The Worst Male Orgasms EVER

The Worst Male Orgasms EVER

Door Dash your chimichangas and fire up the Demi Lovato playlist, for you are about to witness the pinnacle of peak male performance. Not since the 2017 inauguration have I heard this many vegan-powered war cries go unanswered lol

1,041,151 06.01.19 Various Orgasms
Destroyed by Howard Wolowitz

Destroyed by Howard Wolowitz

Don't be fooled by the "i argue with people on Reddit about Sonic the Hedgehog" starter kit. He might have the body type of a Twitch streamer... but trust me. This is no sex noob.

1,135,685 05.31.19 SZer0 Amateur
Warning: Advanced Users ONLY

Warning: Advanced Users ONLY

11 Seconds: That's the average time it takes for one family-sized order of Chang's Orange Chicken to kick flip it's way out of my body and make it's way back to the manure farm. It's also the amount of time it takes the new poster girl for "LOLIDGAF" to get the official Efukt seal of approval. You're welcome. [MORE]

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Insane Clown Pussy

Insane Clown Pussy

Most erections flatline after muttering the letters "ICP". Maybe even translate into an episode of syphilis or three. But not here. Enjoy this one slowly... for today Holly Hendrix proves without a shadow of a doubt that everyone with her last name is a natural-born musician.

963,680 05.20.19 HGB Bizarre
eFukt Shirts

eFukt Shirts

I can't imagine how many family gatherings have been derailed thanks to the conversation that followed wearing one of these beauties to dinner. How the fuck are you supposed to multitask keeping grandma vertical AND explain this? Spoiler alert: You can't. A choice must be made.

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