Ever seen a girl go from :) to :o to >:O in 2 seconds flat? Lemme tell ya... it's all fun and games until you make contact with the fallopian tubes at 27 MPH.
Pregnant sisters, overly-hung midgets and a race to outdo dad's cum stains. I don't know if I'm jerking off to porn, or a Charlie Sheen family reunion.
What can I say? She's a slut with time to kill and he... well, he has a membership card to the local clinic. How could this not end with a fistful of Alabama Hotpocket?
It's that fucking time again. The best time. The time to showcase the most boner killing clip's the porn industry has the audacity to not edit out. NEAT! [Full Scenes: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8]
Some guy with a thing for bullying puppies decides to pay a webcam model by the minute for his masturabatory needs. Unfortunately, at some point she feels $2.50 a minute just isn't worth this shit. [Troll Cam Hoers: HERE]
They say you should buckle up, keep your eyes on the road and both hands on the wheel. But this talented hoer learned an easy trick to drive her two and a half ton suburban while simultaneously fellating her passenger and recording it. SONG.
Doing less for more is always the capitalist thing to do, but what about in pornography? Really, like why stretch out your money hole and fill it with mystery semen when you can just fake it? No one will notice, right? More Here.
She escaped communist China in search of a better life. Only to find herself in a Detroit warehouse angrily jerking off dudes and giving unhappy endings. Full Scene.
These awful pornographic gems were all attempted with eroticism as a goal. I.E. People were somehow meant to masturbate to this shit, but what these clips lack in fap value they make up for with lulz. [1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7]
Rocco Siffifreddisdhs encounters a peculiar girl that shows up to his porn studio (to audition for porno) and she doesn't even want to look at a penis. WTF?! [Full Scene: HERE]
I have a totally epic attraction like lol. only fuck you once under. Don't I ever include not a fucking internet return entry. so really serious like you know i love like you, only u r so easy living free.
AKA "How to fuck teenagers for 60% off." So a little burnout QT3.14 thought she could get some extra weed money for some anal. Only problem is she's never done anal and has no idea the hurtin' she's in for. [Full Scene]
Paying some skank on the internet to watch you jerk off on webcam seems pathetic and sad overall, but this cam slut has to hold back laughing when she see's this fuckin guys dick. [Twitter / More Camwhores]
The "Demon Pussy" girl is back in a new adventure in potentially one of the best and most retarded scripted porn scenes ever. Kevin Smith is sure to cum buckets over the dialogue alone. [Full Scene: HERE and song: HERE]
Meet Leya Falcon, the most highly regarded "black cock slut" employed at the prestigious "Dog Fart Studios". She sexually discriminates white men but loves the blacks and affectionately calls them niggers. [More: HERE]
"And this button-down, Oxford-cloth psycho might just snap, and then stalk [..] with an Armalite AR-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon, pumping round after round into colleagues and co-workers." - Fight Club [SONG]
Meet deum0s. She has a look that could score mucho dollerinos in the corporate side of Instagram but she passed on that to pursue the better things in life... like getting fucked to the soundtrack of Saw II. NAWICE.
Not much is worse (or funnier) than an unexpected penis bashing some hoer O-ring with little forewarning or lube. Ideally, zero forewarning and zero lubes. [Full Scenes: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9]
You ever show up for the orgy but just jerk off by yourself? Or have you ever managed to be cringier than a wannabe white rapper with a pick in his ginger afro? Yea... me either. YAY! [Full Scene: HERE and SONG]
It's that time once again to highlight some special times in webcam hookerdom. Witness e-prostitutes having breakdowns, getting attacked by small reptiles and other awesome wtfness. MOAR CAMWHOREZ HERE, HERE and HERE.
Darrell spent a year talking his wife Nikki into giving swinging a shot. She finally gives in and it does not go to plan. To add insult to injury, the whole humiliating ordeal is captured forever in some shitty pseudo-documentary.
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