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Extraordinary Talent

Extraordinary Talent

Never have I seen a man do something so shameful with such grace. Where there's disrespect, he shows confidence. And where there's romance, well... he really doesn't give two cinnamon toast fucks.

46,404 09.17.19 Motherless Amateur
THE SAD LIFE OF A TEENAGE HOOKER

THE SAD LIFE OF A TEENAGE HOOKER

RIP JOE ROGAN

113,628 09.14.19 Crazyshit Fail
SHE'S 18, I SWEAR!

SHE'S 18, I SWEAR!

Ramming your wonder worm into a crazy girl's butthole without consequences is about as probable as Joe Biden finishing a Spartan Race. But you have to admire her dedication.

187,117 09.08.19 Motherless Amateur
A New Level of Desperation

A New Level of Desperation

This is all but guaranteed to eradicate any story you may have been led to believe about how hard it is to bang an established pornstar. Don't be misled by this man's total lack of enthusiasm: Your hunt of commissioned snapper begins now.

166,752 09.03.19 IH Teen
That didn't hide her identity...

That didn't hide her identity...

Symptom #39 that you've graduated from tastless MILF meat, to fully fledged bum ranger: You find yourself with 15 minutes between PTA meetings, and instead of preparing for it, you roll the dice and smash sum butt hash instead.

122,931 08.30.19 PainalTube Painal
I Can't Breathe

I Can't Breathe

Seriously, don't laugh at this. Even if your soul is more decayed than Robert De Niro's asshole after a spirited brunch at Del Taco, it should still tell you that giggle time is officially cancelled. That is, until we get an official statement from her father lol. [SONG 1, 2] [MORE]

178,935 09.16.19 TG Asians
The World's Most Offensive Fetishes

The World's Most Offensive Fetishes

Pretty much the most perplexing acts of genital manipulation I've witnessed since marathoning all 47 volumes of SSBBW Ivy and Friends Videos. My voice matters today more than ever before.

489,277 09.09.19 Various Bizarre
17 COCKS = REGRET

17 COCKS = REGRET

A Dwayne Johnson body massage, Discounted Rice-a-Roni and the Final Season of Game of Thrones: All things I'd willingly commit to before slapping a ring on Jasmine Bryne. Pay attention boys: One day it might be half of YOUR Amiibo collection. [full scene] [song one] [song two]

737,866 09.04.19 TG Teen
Orgasm Induced Seizures: A Rare Phenomenon

Orgasm Induced Seizures: A Rare Phenomenon

Internet webcam hooker Bella Alice appears to suffer from acute reflex seizures triggered by sexual climax. She also uses a sound activated dildo that vibrates when people tip her which is funny af. [Watch Bella: HERE] [Song: HERE]

830,593 08.27.19 geehawed Orgasms
2019'S BEST OF THE BEST

2019'S BEST OF THE BEST

Show me a woman that puts this much effort into her vadgevertising, and I'll show you the kind of divorced mother of 3 I want Dr. Phil to dedicate a 2-part episode to. Charging men today, Charging NYC car owners to park tomorrow.

978,421 08.26.19 Jerkmate Advertisement
Possible Incest but Fresh Ramen Noodles

Possible Incest but Fresh Ramen Noodles

Deep inside a dilapidated trailer decorated with street signs and rebel flags, a couple of questionable relations makes mouth coitus until something goes very wrong. This mishap, according to the camera man, is the greatest thing he has ever fucking seen.

915,749 08.21.19 Anonymous Funny
6 Amazing Sex Acts

6 Amazing Sex Acts

Today's Menu: 1) Conor McGregor post-retirement 2) Ballin on a Budget 3) Hard Times Daddeh 4) The Mastadon Challenge 5) Contents Under Pressure 6) Always Get Your Moneys Worth

1,132,454 08.15.19 Various Fail
Yellow Dove

Yellow Dove

Hand's down the most offensive thing I've seen Asian women do (this week) since accidentally loading a buzzfeed article about NYC's dating scene. And much like that editorial, spending more than 5 minutes in the same room as one of these creatures may cause permanent damage. Prince didn't die for this. [SONG] [SONG]

758,983 08.10.19 Oxy Asians
Sexual Socialism

Sexual Socialism

What's mine is yours. And what's yours makes her think walking away from a 4-year degree in anthropological gender studies to do this instead was a bad fucking idea.

904,907 08.05.19 TG Funny
TWITCH STREAMER GOES IN

TWITCH STREAMER GOES IN

A League of Legends match resulting in something heterosexual? Why does she blow? Why doesn't he quit and return the favor? I haven't been this confused since making it to the end of Sleepaway Camp.

916,809 08.05.19 Motherless Amateur
Friday Morning in California

Friday Morning in California

Essentially this is a public service announcement on the cons and cons of touring San Fransisco. Some will live to tell the tale. Others will merge with Skid Row through osmosis. But all will learn the defintion of Portuguese Breakfast.

766,982 07.27.19 TG Drugs
Making the Impossible Possible

Making the Impossible Possible

So, who's really to blame here? The horse farm that secured their perimeter to keep her away from the livestock, or the guy with 4 Q's in his name that's keeping her on a 1-token drip for the past 4 hours? [MORE]

1,235,755 07.20.19 TG Fisting
The Show Must Go On

The Show Must Go On

Playstation One-levels of animation and someones first experience with Windows Movie Maker goes horribly... right? In other words, I only ejaculated twice. And that's coming from a man whos seen Sarah Silverman naked. My voice matters.

1,114,736 07.15.19 PKF Documentary
True Face of Degeneracy

True Face of Degeneracy

Listen up you cockeyed scumbag: There are places all over the country that are designated for hucking ham sauce anywhere you please. So next time, order up a caramel Frap, squeeze into the handicap stall at Starbucks and join the rest of the evolved population you repugnant, bald-headed shit twizzler.

1,143,762 07.09.19 DukeLuke Bizarre
So Bad He Had to Quit

So Bad He Had to Quit

Symptom #293 you need to put an end to the all-turnip and MDMA diet: You develop the sex drive of a cinder block followed by the kind of speech impediment that could end a marriage in Alabama. But rather than seek Dr. Phil's help, you do this instead.

1,423,036 07.04.19 Anonymous Crazy
The 18-Second Man

The 18-Second Man

My first pay-to-play happened in a Burger King toilet stall. She was more Kurt Perry than Katy Perry, Kinda foul. Not even a triple replay of Heather Graham's bush in Boogie Nights changed the mood that night. But... if I had this guy's attitude? Life... life would be different.

1,215,507 06.27.19 R3verend Big Dicks
Self Harm: A Spectacle of Beauty

Self Harm: A Spectacle of Beauty

Meet "AColdnessInMyHeart", the star of the most extreme self-harm blog that ever existed. This gets pretty disturbing... but there's something strangely pornographic about how she showcases her wet gaping wounds.

4,523,753 06.26.19 AColdnessInMyHeart Extreme
"You deserved it"

"You deserved it"

Much like Cardi B's popularity, one has to question why this even exists in and how we got here in the first place. Emphasis on the Oscar-award winning method acting seen in the opening dialogue. Simply brilliant. More HERE.

1,646,576 06.21.19 GHAWD Amateur
College Bros Get a Reality Check

College Bros Get a Reality Check

Two semesters spent shotgunning Bud Light and using the sink as a toilet? No problemo. Thirty five seconds of experienced squabblenecking? Not a fucking chance. Ladies and gentlegenders - I present to you face of higher education. [SONG]

1,422,644 06.16.19 Weebit Fail
I FUCKING HATE CUM! #5

I FUCKING HATE CUM! #5

Much like the Fast and Furious franchise, this series went from "what the fuck am I watching" to How do we get John Cena into one of these scenes? pretty damn quick. The tipping point involves Morgan Lee's last hurrah before someone convinced her to bootleg Lil Wayno songs. And no, you can't unsee that either.

1,199,556 06.11.19 EF Nasty
eFukt Shirts

eFukt Shirts

I can't imagine how many family gatherings have been derailed thanks to the conversation that followed wearing one of these beauties to dinner. How the fuck are you supposed to multitask keeping grandma vertical AND explain this? Spoiler alert: You can't. A choice must be made.

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