A number of ding dongs not normally found outside of a Twitter holiday party combine powers to set a record for Carter Cruise. But it's not the volume that matters here - it's the permanent brain damage. You'll see what I mean lol...
What's that old saying again? If a sex act exists, some degenerate fuck from Corhole Arkansas is practicing it in the backroom of his cousin's double-wide? Because I'm pretty sure that's what we're all witnessing right now. Kill him twice.
Pigs flying, A Manson Family Hanukkah special & Clean underwear after all-you-can-eat Chinese food. These are all things I expected to see long before a man that has mastered the art of hands-free ejacs. Next time do it into the palm of a guy named Carlos. It's called the Puerto Rican Panhandle, I invented it.
Congratz! Local Russian folklore states that if you are visited by the naked battle gypsy of St. Pete you will be forever blessed by good fortune. Don't look directly at her vagina though, or they say she'll curse you with impotence.
On October 15th 2008, Efukt posted THIS. It's been five years and the guerrilla masturbator never stopped. Chances are he's in a Motel 6 right now, ninja fapping in the dark, hoping to surprise the cute maid of his dreams.
One man's quest for counterfeit Dockers ends with a lustrous rub n' tug, courtesy of Miss Swan, in what's quite possibly the only legitimate 'happy ending' video in existence. It's hard to turn a blind eye to the shrek factor of all ladies involved, but hey... at least it's real.
It took 3 years and 117 attempts... but it happened. It finally happened. All he ever wanted was an audience. All she ever intended was to restock toiletries. Somewhere in the middle they found eachother, and from there it was love at first cumshot. Equally amazing video HERE.
Tim Hortons. Some go for the coffee. Others go just to fuck in the parking lot. This couple prefers to do both.. and in opposite order. First the wifey is doused in jizz. Then they hit up the drive thru for burgers and show n' tell - with her face still covered cum of course.
This is Holly Hanna. She's 19, hot as fuck, and has a penchant for giving Papa John's employee's epic boners. Today she ups the stakes by not only answering the door butt fuckin nekkid, but with a dildo crammed up her little turd cutter. Pay a visit to her page HERE and show some love.
Dude blows a massive load uterus deep, filling her cunt to the brim with 4 Cheese Pastaroni... and then out it splooges. The sound effects are fake.. but the shots of his jizz doing gymnastics are legit. Some serious backspin on those wads. How the fuck...
Dudes hung like a newborn chinchilla. Most folks with such handicaps shy away from the limelight and become reclusive. Not this turkey. He loves to socialize... he's just not very good at first impressions!
Remember Exhibitionist Fail? Seems that dude just cant keep his mouth off the rubber cock. Here he is once again traumatizing the fuck out of some migrant workers. Watch all the way through. The last clip is fucking golden.
You see all these videos of dudes intentionally getting caught beating off by maids. Jolly good fun. Then you have this sad motherfucker... dressed up ilike Little Bo Peep and chowing down on a 15 inch rubber cock. Way to kill the trend. Thanks guy.
Who the fuck refers to stripping butt naked in Grand Central Station as a 'declaration of indviduality'? The same person that dubs themselves a "multimedia conceptual performance artist". I believe that's just fancy talk for "stupid crackwhore". lol.
These men have truly mastered the art of sexually harassing migrant workers. Bravo. But I do believe it's time to take that next step forward - The Ritz Carlton. All white maids with 34d titties. Make daddy proud.