Nowhere to Run

Nowhere to Run

Sorry to all competing rookies out there trying to cover Vagisil bill: This is the type of content you need to be producing now. Those glory days of not acting like somebody hooked a lawn mower battery to your fallopian tubes to get attention are over. Devon... get the Flex Tape.

9,929 02.17.19 TG Big Dicks
Cum-Haters [2019]

Cum-Haters [2019]

Girls that agree to do porn + Refusing to take an ivory shower without a temper tantrum. An interesting combination, backseated only by Burger King's Quad Stacker + Charmin Ultra Soft. Sprinkle in a pinch of sexual anxiety and you got endless fap material my friends.

622,369 02.11.19 Various LULZ
Genghis Khandom

Genghis Khandom

I bet you $3.50 and the remainder of my orange julius this loathsome creature is a thriving member of the furry community. Also: The one time a video on the Internet isn't fake and this is what you give me? Fuck it, let's contact the guy at the 1:00 mark in this video and get him to one-up the entire thing with a Mazda Miata.

412,278 02.06.19 Anonymous Bizarre
The Purge

The Purge

She seems like a nice girl. The type that would throw herself off a post office rooftop if you missed her text, or fuck the mailman's chihuahua if your Instagram pic got 0 likes. But her taste in recreational activities? Shit, I've seen happier faces cleaning toilets at the Renaissance Fair. [SOURCE]

644,665 02.01.19 TG Fisting
Bonnie Rotten Cries Rape

Bonnie Rotten Cries Rape

Original casting videos HERE

933,415 01.21.19 jihad Hookers
The Selena Vargas Story

The Selena Vargas Story

Admittedly an Internet classic by every definition, so chances are you've already squeezed a hog or 3 to this unfaithful slootanany. But I've never seen this edit before so release the pigs and let's retrojack again for old times sake. Full story HERE Original edit HERE

1,257,595 01.15.19 MadCompilation Ouch!
How to Seduce a Black Woman

How to Seduce a Black Woman

Step 1: Have the genetics of a Ugandan warrior
Step 2: The good mustard
Step 3: Repeat

769,401 01.11.19 TG Strippers
Just Camwhore Things

Just Camwhore Things

Dare to use your pocket change to encourage these females and you'll usually be rewarded with disappointment. Or more seizures than an epileptic with a fast pass to Harry Potter and the Forbidden Journey. REASON: Bitches be fakin. SPOILER: These ones aren't. MORE.

1,178,923 01.06.19 Various Camwhores
New Year, New Me

New Year, New Me

You know at one point in time her dirt tulip at full pucker was still smaller than the cock of an Eskimo in January. I want to know where that footage is. And more importantly, the followup video of John McAfee announcing her as his running mate for 2020?

1,108,986 01.01.19 TG Bizarre
GROUPIE CONFESSIONS

GROUPIE CONFESSIONS

Did Mark McGrath admit to being a pedophile? Did a feminist bassist fist rape a minor? Why is Eve 6 throwing lunch meat at a hooker? Buffalo Billy? IDFK but I killed 50 bucks for this rare VHS on eBay and I have zero regrets. Shitty Cut versions HERE and HERE.

1,001,316 12.26.18 jihad Documentary
Show and Tell FAIL

Show and Tell FAIL

Let's hope professor JAV is better at making up hacker stories than he is at organizing playlists. 'cause after 30 seconds of this I'm sure it's adios tenure, and hello Alex Jones interview.

952,191 12.22.18 Anonymous Asians
High Maintenance

High Maintenance

Her claim to fame is deplorable... but when the clothes come off her barbarian hips look like they can survive giving birth to Danny Devito and it's fuckin' beautiful. 5/5 Yelp stars, would eat again.

1,575,422 12.17.18 TG Vintage
White Girl Overload

White Girl Overload

Hefty LGBTQA+3.14 troglodyke gets last nights Hungry Man dinner ejected out of her after trying to post up on the wrong block. Lesson Learned: When it comes to esophageal tolerance, don't mess with the black people.

1,361,644 12.11.18 Anonymous Porn Bloopers
The Most Eccentric Man on Pornhub

The Most Eccentric Man on Pornhub

1. gold-phish
2. Speilberg
3. Coppola

860,568 12.07.18 TG Big Dicks
Destiny Deville is Clinically Insane

Destiny Deville is Clinically Insane

Looks like someone crossbred Rosario Dawson with a howler monkey and gave it rabies. But this isn't for the lulz... more about awareness. You honestly don't even need video for this. The soundtrack alone is enough to keep my Bugle Boy cut-offs on the rinse cycle. [Full Scene]

1,110,642 12.02.18 Paul Crazy
NOTHING is Impossible

NOTHING is Impossible

Pigs flying, A Manson Family Hanukkah special & Clean underwear after all-you-can-eat Chinese food. These are all things I expected to see long before a man that has mastered the art of hands-free ejacs. Next time do it into the palm of a guy named Carlos. It's called the Puerto Rican Panhandle, I invented it.

1,379,173 11.26.18 Anonymous Exhibition
Ultra Alpha

Ultra Alpha

Would Denmark Mafia be so kind as to turn the soundbyte at 0:24 into their next banger? That's the kind of collaboration that can fuel my beat-off sessions all the way into spring. More Woodman HERE and HERE. [SOURCE]

1,778,113 11.19.18 TG Orgasms
Ultra Beta

Ultra Beta

This is ridiculous. Not 'haha-ridiculous' like a slab of society identifying as non-binary lesbian toaster strudel. Dude has zero reaction to strangers stuffing his girl like a Walmart ham, and here I am just waiting for David Attenborough's explanation as to why.

1,636,084 11.14.18 TG Cuckold
The Cheaters Compilation

The Cheaters Compilation

LIFE LESSON #186: If your poker face is weaker than the walls of Alec Baldwin's rectum - stay the fuck out of the side-chick game. Last time I saw this level of angst in a female, I had to translate "yes, nickles are so a currency" into English for a Sudanese hooker. (thx Alexa)

1,520,666 11.09.18 Anonymous Busted!
Vlad the Impaler

Vlad the Impaler

What's hung like a Clydesdale and knows less words than a Pokemon? He's known simply as Vlad, and 37 states require a permit to walk around with that fucking thing in public. [SOURCE]

1,732,739 11.04.18 Bangbros Big Dicks
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