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MICRO ASIAN, HUGE DICK

MICRO ASIAN, HUGE DICK

Japanese girl destroys both physics & my expectations of all sub-97 lb females at the same time. I officially want to be the first American to lend our "Home of the Brave" slogan out to East Asia. Azumi just earned it.

154,226 11.10.18 YouPorn Asians
"Hey, stop fucking my daughter!"

"Hey, stop fucking my daughter!"

Intrusion @ 10:05. And whats our guys reaction? Going Wayne & Garth on his ashamed costar. Don't feel too bad as I just beat off to the 8 seconds of your howler monkey mother.

226,348 10.28.18 PH Busted!
Lunatic Rage Quits Reddit

Lunatic Rage Quits Reddit

One of few videos left in the wake of the walking disaster known as JewDank. A degenerate adventure filled with drugs, deception and calling out girls that fuck their dogs. Catch up on the full history HERE. Fap again HERE.

133,774 06.08.18 Pornhub LULZ
"please dont kill me"

"please dont kill me"

After bulldozing 50% of Detroit's prostis, our man finally broke unfamiliar ground: A woman in it for the BBC, not crackrock... and a dedicated one at that. That butthole took more abuse than a fully charged EBT card at KFC.

57,113 04.30.18 Inhumanity Painal
"I destroy teenagers"

"I destroy teenagers"

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65,311 04.12.18 IH Teen
Creating the Perfect Woman

Creating the Perfect Woman

There's just no forgetting you did something like this. Their throats will be forever agaped. The chronic oral queefing has already set in. They're essentially walking, talking whoopie cushions and yet... they remain in good spirits. I like dat in a partner. [Moar HERE] [SONG]

1,026,186 09.08.18 BonerJones LULZ
You Wanna be a Pornstar? FOR REAL?

You Wanna be a Pornstar? FOR REAL?

Some will click this and see a beautiful human being. Others will acid bath their routers & set themselves on fire knowing they've achieved less vaginal supremacy than a guy commonly mistaken for memory foam. Choose your own destiny. [FULL SCENE]

1,355,061 05.27.18 OnlyAFlame LULZ
i aM vErY iNteLLiGeNt

i aM vErY iNteLLiGeNt

Tori Spelling's Guatemalan tit job, the hole in a Walmart bathroom stall and discounted Hamburger Helper on Craigslist: Three things I'd touch before signing up for story time from Rebel "my brain is bigger than my butthole" Lynn ever fucking again. [Full Scene]

1,478,094 01.12.18 gemcutter LULZ
Happy XMAS From eFukt

Happy XMAS From eFukt

Bad judgement and holiday cheer combine forces like John McAffe and discounted hookers. Speaking of the scatmaster himself, he already gave us a gift nobody can top. BUY VERGE. When it's 2018, and you're knee deep in Cambodian cornhole island, remember who got you there.
[Santa Baby] [SONG]

1,446,627 12.23.17 EF LULZ
The Bukkake Hate Comp

The Bukkake Hate Comp

Nothing spells H-I-G-H M-A-I-N-T-E-N-A-N-C-E like a lady refusing a gift. TEH FACTS: They'll never look at a 2-Liter the same again, tolerance is non-negotiable and getting them to do a sequel? Well... that's about as likely as Lebron James growing a hairline. More [ HERE ] Song [ HERE ]

1,521,992 10.05.17 EF LULZ
World's 1st Cum Hating Pornstar

World's 1st Cum Hating Pornstar

Aim for dry ground and let 'er rip. That's been the formula for centuries... until Krystal "i have standards" Steal showed up. You see, she has more apathy for body fluids than Paula Deen has for low fat potato chippies. Ever wonder what it would be like if KFC had an all-you-can-eat buffet? That's the kind of 'sounds fun but always ends bad' disappointment I'm talking about here.

1,150,665 09.24.17 TG LULZ
POWER OF CAWK

POWER OF CAWK

I feel like this has some deeper meaning than a porn parody of the exorcist. I just awed at it like it was a Salvador Dali painting or some shit, trying to figure out how my existence had brought me to this point. [FULL MOVIE]

1,358,841 09.18.17 EF LULZ
Rookie Has a Panic Attack

Rookie Has a Panic Attack

This one taught me two things: A) Breaking points are negotiable and B.) Any case studies of being on the spectrum and in porn can now be cancelled. Dorkalina's got us covered. [Full Scene: HERE]

1,903,215 08.24.17 BBG LULZ
How Pornstars Celebrate Birthdays

How Pornstars Celebrate Birthdays

Mae Meyers single-handedly vaginally sets up her own BLM movement [Full Scene: HERE]

1,427,392 07.10.17 TG LULZ
2017's Most Awkward Moments

2017's Most Awkward Moments

Eight times pornography actually shocked me. Okay maybe just one time. Specifically #3. While the others have come and gone, this little gem remains unexplained. [Full Scenes: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8]

2,870,210 06.21.17 EF LULZ
Cringiest Porn Scenes Ever Attempted

Cringiest Porn Scenes Ever Attempted

These awful pornographic gems were all attempted with eroticism as a goal. I.E. People were somehow meant to masturbate to this shit, but what these clips lack in fap value they make up for with lulz. [1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7]

2,414,062 05.23.17 Anonymous LULZ
Awkward Girl Sucks at Porn

Awkward Girl Sucks at Porn

Rocco Siffifreddisdhs encounters a peculiar girl that shows up to his porn studio (to audition for porno) and she doesn't even want to look at a penis. WTF?! [Full Scene: HERE]

1,754,951 05.17.17 TG LULZ
Racist Pornstar Won't Stop Saying N-Word

Racist Pornstar Won't Stop Saying N-Word

Meet Leya Falcon, the most highly regarded "black cock slut" employed at the prestigious "Dog Fart Studios". She sexually discriminates white men but loves the blacks and affectionately calls them niggers. [More: HERE]

1,959,926 04.17.17 Nick Digger LULZ
Sexually Traumatising a Teenage Stripper

Sexually Traumatising a Teenage Stripper

[Full Scene: HERE] [Music by Holly Henry and Heavenly Bells]

2,507,818 03.16.17 FF LULZ
Porno Trainwreck of The Year!

Porno Trainwreck of The Year!

A teenager down on her luck turns to porn for some quick cash to get back on her feet, but what follows is one of the worst porn spectacles I've ever seen. FULL SCENE / SONG

2,662,971 02.19.17 Kevin LULZ
Increase Orgasms While Committing Murder [5 Easy Tips]

Increase Orgasms While Committing Murder [5 Easy Tips]

Somewhere there's a porn writer that has lost their damned mind. [Full Scene: HERE and Song: HERE]

1,391,249 02.08.17 TG LULZ
The Pet Compilation

The Pet Compilation

A hilarious assortment of clips featuring animals ruining the sexual activities of their owners and other stuff pets do. SONG

2,722,910 01.05.17 Anonymous LULZ
"The Saddest Blowjob Ever"

"The Saddest Blowjob Ever"

Haha, appears Uncle Steven doesn't give a fuck that your aunt is in a manic low and ran out of paxil three days ago, he's getting his fuckin blowjob. :P

1,507,291 12.15.16 TG LULZ
Mr Big Load

Mr Big Load

A.K.A. "ukBiggestSpunker" is a sperm chucking champion capable of loads only obtainable by some high powered mutant not considered for mass production. Full Scenes: HERE

2,718,636 12.10.16 Bambi LULZ
Racist Cop Porn is Hilarious

Racist Cop Porn is Hilarious

From the creators of Bang Bus come's a new ride along porno trip. Witness angry female cops hunting the city of Miami to sexually exploit the black population. #BlackCocksMatter [Full Scenes: HERE]

1,742,905 11.17.16 BP LULZ
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