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Extraordinary Talent

Extraordinary Talent

Never have I seen a man do something so shameful with such grace. Where there's disrespect, he shows confidence. And where there's romance, well... he really doesn't give two cinnamon toast fucks.

47,927 09.17.19 Motherless Amateur
THE SAD LIFE OF A TEENAGE HOOKER

THE SAD LIFE OF A TEENAGE HOOKER

RIP JOE ROGAN

113,637 09.14.19 Crazyshit Fail
SHE'S 18, I SWEAR!

SHE'S 18, I SWEAR!

Ramming your wonder worm into a crazy girl's butthole without consequences is about as probable as Joe Biden finishing a Spartan Race. But you have to admire her dedication.

187,123 09.08.19 Motherless Amateur
A New Level of Desperation

A New Level of Desperation

This is all but guaranteed to eradicate any story you may have been led to believe about how hard it is to bang an established pornstar. Don't be misled by this man's total lack of enthusiasm: Your hunt of commissioned snapper begins now.

166,756 09.03.19 IH Teen
That didn't hide her identity...

That didn't hide her identity...

Symptom #39 that you've graduated from tastless MILF meat, to fully fledged bum ranger: You find yourself with 15 minutes between PTA meetings, and instead of preparing for it, you roll the dice and smash sum butt hash instead.

122,936 08.30.19 PainalTube Painal
The Trolling of a Discount Hooker

The Trolling of a Discount Hooker

From the clearance section of BackPage.com comes an escort sporting bed bugs, a wonky titty, and a heart of gold. Her entire scene is just one giant cluster fuck disaster of fail and it's beautiful. Full Scene + More HERE.

2,902,136 09.01.14 Kevin LULZ
Lexi Belle Has A Breakdown

Lexi Belle Has A Breakdown

A scene gets a little too intense for Lexi when her costar bitch slaps the valtrex out of her face. After which her costar turned assailant keeps asking her "are you ok?". Full Scene HERE and more Lexi HERE.

3,076,195 08.11.14 TG LULZ
How To Have Cyber Sex!

How To Have Cyber Sex!

Many, many years ago, in the days of old known as 1997, an instructional VHS was forged. Watch and learn how to master the art of one handed typing with post-aspergers Winnie Cooper from the "Wonder Years".

1,074,598 07.31.14 Duran LULZ
This Girl is Fucked Up!

This Girl is Fucked Up!

She has more issues than time magazine and she's going to tell us all about them while getting getting face fucked and slapped around by the upstanding gentlemen of Facial Abuse. Full Scene HERE and SONG.

3,447,668 07.25.14 TG LULZ
The Ratchet Compilation [2]

The Ratchet Compilation [2]

Another edition featuring triflin' ass hoes, hood rats of all kinds and a singing crack head with erectile problems. They call him Uncle Jim and he can do any unskilled miscellaneous task for the low-low.

2,221,997 07.20.14 Xxx9yoloswag420xxXx LULZ
When Fapping Goes Wrong

When Fapping Goes Wrong

Although this scene of Gianna Micheals finger banging herself had to be cut short after only 4 mins, Gianna proves once again how badass she is and just finishes the scene best she can. Full Scene.

2,825,592 07.01.14 Anonymous LULZ
Daughter of the Year

Daughter of the Year

There was a Russian potter, that had a Russian daughter, that one day fucked Rocco and told him about her father. The Russian man, who was a Rocco Fan, was never more proud of his daughter. Full Scene HERE.

3,101,807 06.24.14 TG LULZ
The Most Obnoxious Cameraman in Porno History

The Most Obnoxious Cameraman in Porno History

To find a man truly worthy of this title we must dig deep into the early days of internet pornography. A time when potato quality was top notch and only took 2 hours to download. MOAR HERE.

1,815,156 06.14.14 admin LULZ
Awkward Moments in Porn 3

Awkward Moments in Porn 3

"Fuck me in the ass based god", reluctantly said the state puff marshmallow woman, as he thrusted his black penis deeper into her gooey marsh-mallowy hole. Full Scenes - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.

3,744,525 05.16.14 Duran LULZ
Pornstars Sexually Destroy Newbz

Pornstars Sexually Destroy Newbz

Watch these little engines that just fucking couldn't get a new hold on reality as God tier pornstars turn their sexual fantasies into humiliating nightmares. Full Scene HERE.

3,180,731 05.11.14 Cyber-Jihad LULZ
Prostitute Daughter with Vaginalitis

Prostitute Daughter with Vaginalitis

This little gem won several local awards in Yugoslavia for most realistic plot, best dialogue, and even most influential male and female role model. MORE HERE.

1,624,074 05.01.14 Duran LULZ
Porn Scenes Worthy of an Oscar 3

Porn Scenes Worthy of an Oscar 3

The amazing thing? Multiple people thought these were good ideas and put a whole lot of effort into them. I.E. the guy who had to cut a dick hole in a giant wheaties box or the man controlling the giant octopus dildo tentacles. Scenes: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

1,767,615 04.16.14 Various LULZ
I Haz a Breakdown

I Haz a Breakdown

Scene's over and it's time to go home... but first this starlet has a complete mental unraveling. Her tears and plight do little more than generate awkward lulz and kill the mood for the next girl. More HERE and HERE.

1,540,941 04.11.14 Xxx9yoloswag420xxXx LULZ
The Giggliest Girl in Porn Returns

The Giggliest Girl in Porn Returns

What weighs 95 pounds, likes the look of cock, and gets messy at the Arizona glory hole? Yeah, that chick. Personally she annoys me to death, but some of you fukr's can't get enough. Full Scene HERE.

2,223,894 04.07.14 Dave LULZ
BUT DADDY IT HURTS!

BUT DADDY IT HURTS!

Backpage's finest goes by "daddy's baby anal queen" and she aspires for greatness via her butthole. The only problem is she hates anal and her possibly worm-infested colon is so tight, it's like trying to fit an elephant in a safeway bag. Full Scene HERE.

2,640,137 03.26.14 Kevin LULZ
The Duke University Feminist Pornstar

The Duke University Feminist Pornstar

Belle Knox is cute, smart enough for an ivy league college and got her name by mixing a Disney princess with an alleged murderer. My kinda girl! Except for the small fact that a feminist doing facial abuse for women's rights is like a rabbi going to Auschwitz for a free shower. Full scenes HERE and HERE.

2,871,756 03.12.14 FA LULZ
The Trolling Of Wannabe Pornstars 5

The Trolling Of Wannabe Pornstars 5

Every ratchet skank that waddles off the New Jersey greyhound with hopes of porn stardom is sent to meet the grand wizard of trash talk. Many leave with their dreams, orifices and self-esteem shattered. [Parts: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 ] All vids in full HERE.

3,863,727 03.02.14 DB LULZ
WTF Of The Year

WTF Of The Year

Shy Hungarian eighteen year old with a love for sadistic anal meets up with Rocco. Everything goes pretty fucking good until she pulls off a hadouken in over-sharing. SONG and FULL 30+ MIN SCENE .

3,853,344 02.22.14 DB LULZ
Awkward Moments In Porn

Awkward Moments In Porn

Like when you can't think of a description... cuz you realize everything you post is awkward... fuck... [Full Scenez: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 ]

4,846,687 01.17.14 Various LULZ
Sexually Inexperienced And Terrified

Sexually Inexperienced And Terrified

True Blood's Sukki has a ratchet doppelganger that attempted porn and totally hated it. Her debut goes about as smoothly as a psoriasis break out... But unlike psoriasis she never came back and wasn't seen again. More nervous newbs HERE.

3,211,891 12.22.13 DB LULZ
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