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WTF! That's gonna hurt!

WTF! That's gonna hurt!

Fullfill your deepest fantasies with this ultra-realistic gameplay. Customize your dream girl and fuck her until she begs you to stop.

25,600 10.09.18 GA Advertisement
Lunatic Rage Quits Reddit

Lunatic Rage Quits Reddit

One of few videos left in the wake of the walking disaster known as JewDank. A degenerate adventure filled with drugs, deception and calling out girls that fuck their dogs. Catch up on the full history HERE. Fap again HERE.

129,518 06.08.18 Pornhub LULZ
"please dont kill me"

"please dont kill me"

After bulldozing 50% of Detroit's prostis, our man finally broke unfamiliar ground: A woman in it for the BBC, not crackrock... and a dedicated one at that. That butthole took more abuse than a fully charged EBT card at KFC.

52,689 04.30.18 Inhumanity Painal
"I destroy teenagers"

"I destroy teenagers"

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61,819 04.12.18 IH Teen
Mom's Trust Fund

Mom's Trust Fund

Nevermind the fact that he looks like he lost his virginity to a Hulk Hogan body pillow. I just wanna know why he went for The Baltimore Handshake when another $20 would have gotten him fast-lane access to clam city.

42,259 04.11.18 Inhumanity LULZ
Midget Bullied Into Impotence

Midget Bullied Into Impotence

The 70's were a special time in history where no one gave a fuck. Smoking in hospitals, untamed pubes, sexually harassing midgets at the workplace, and faking a cum shot with a limp penis and shampoo? No problem. Nothing was sacred. [Full Scene]

932,089 03.04.18 NCruzFan Vintage
Lobster Rapes Girl

Lobster Rapes Girl

If the 1980's taught me something, it's that ANYthing goes as long as there's a killer soundtrack behind you. Except this. Not even the renaissance of crack cocaine will be held liable for this shit.

980,200 11.02.17 EF Vintage
The Single Greatest Blowjob of ALL Time

The Single Greatest Blowjob of ALL Time

We had to go back, way back and deep into the pornography archives of the 1970's. All those hours of sifting through pale, over exposed bodies and bush was worth it to uncover this beautiful forgotten gem. [Song] [Vintage Porno]

2,828,524 09.23.16 Velvet Vintage
Too Many Gooks

Too Many Gooks

Originally titled "Tampon Tango", you'll never guess why. The actual plot was lost in translation when it was imported to VHS in 1984. What's left is a legendary abomination to art and pornography. FULL.

1,577,171 11.30.15 TG Vintage
Lemme Smell Yo Dick

Lemme Smell Yo Dick

One of the shittiest XXX films I've seen in my time... edited down to a cool 60 seconds. It's nothing amazing but fuck... it's got a plot revolving around accusations of sheep rape and worse acting than a Segal flick. How could I not post it?

2,086,703 06.27.10 SpamSam Vintage
When Senior Citizens Attack

When Senior Citizens Attack

Had me ROFL'ing up until the point that he started bashing her face in like Mike Tyson. That was my cue to bust out the Jergens.

1,391,901 05.22.09 admin Vintage
Racist Porn From The 70's

Racist Porn From The 70's

Complete with a negro version of quasimoto. Warning in advance to my beloved caucasian viewers, black-on-white racism lies within!

1,932,922 05.01.09 admin Vintage
Why You Motherfucker

Why You Motherfucker

Hottest thing I've seen all day. DOWNLOAD FULL VIDEO HERE.

3,539,060 04.23.09 admin Vintage
Maniac Attacks 2 Lesbian Sisters

Maniac Attacks 2 Lesbian Sisters

This is from the 1976 classic Water Power. It's a lot like Taxi Driver, except this Travis Bickle has a little fetish for forcing woman into doing enemas at gun point. The film is actually based on real crimes committed by an Illinois man dubbed the "Enema Bandit". Anyway he's dead now, so R.I.P you scat-loving motherfucker.

2,889,777 11.22.08 admin Vintage
Eat Your Own Pussy!

Eat Your Own Pussy!

LOL @ the dialogue and fap fap fap @ the forced cunnilingus. I love these variety videos. DOWNLOAD FULL VIDEO HERE.

2,427,853 10.20.08 admin Vintage
But Youre My Brother Lolz

But Youre My Brother Lolz

Vintage porno with incestual undertones makes me laugh. It also heightens my urge to be transported back to the 70's so that I can fuck the shit out of hippies along side mothers with beehive hairdos.

2,476,146 08.21.08 admin Vintage
Motherfucker

Motherfucker

This goofy lookin shithead tag teams his own mom with his dirty old dad. Like father, like son!

1,610,680 09.11.07 admin Vintage
Sister Loses Her Virginity

Sister Loses Her Virginity

The only virgin left in town takes some desperate measures to lose her cherry. What a nice brother!

2,738,483 08.07.07 admin Vintage
Family Fuck 2

Family Fuck 2

Same chick from the first clip, this time she fucks the dad while the mom watches. FAP FAP FAP! Full Scene.

2,381,319 07.31.07 admin Vintage
Family Fuck 1

Family Fuck 1

Eighties porn is the best, anything with incestial themes goes down as a classic in my book. Full Scene.

3,164,792 07.19.07 admin Vintage
The Dangers of DP

The Dangers of DP

Double penetration can be risky buisness. Just watch this one till the end and you'll understand.

2,738,932 03.17.07 admin Vintage
Massive Creampie

Massive Creampie

3 guys blow their load inside the same slut, one after another. It accumulates into 1 big creampie!

2,249,523 02.28.07 admin Vintage
Obey Thy Husband

Obey Thy Husband

Sometimes you gotta put your wife in her place, especially when she wont let you ass fuck her!

1,990,587 01.29.07 admin Vintage
Childbirth For Dummies

Childbirth For Dummies

This video was used in the 60's to train cops in childbirth for emergency situations. It's classic!

1,569,990 01.02.07 admin Vintage
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