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Midget Bullied Into Impotence

Midget Bullied Into Impotence

The 70's were a special time in history where no one gave a fuck. Smoking in hospitals, untamed pubes, sexually harassing midgets at the workplace, and faking a cum shot with a limp penis and shampoo? No problem. Nothing was sacred. [Full Scene]

888,293 03.04.18 NCruzFan Vintage
Lobster Rapes Girl

Lobster Rapes Girl

If the 1980's taught me something, it's that ANYthing goes as long as there's a killer soundtrack behind you. Except this. Not even the renaissance of crack cocaine will be held liable for this shit.

958,125 11.02.17 EF Vintage
The Single Greatest Blowjob of ALL Time

The Single Greatest Blowjob of ALL Time

We had to go back, way back and deep into the pornography archives of the 1970's. All those hours of sifting through pale, over exposed bodies and bush was worth it to uncover this beautiful forgotten gem. [Song] [Vintage Porno]

2,806,016 09.23.16 Velvet Vintage
Too Many Gooks

Too Many Gooks

Originally titled "Tampon Tango", you'll never guess why. The actual plot was lost in translation when it was imported to VHS in 1984. What's left is a legendary abomination to art and pornography. FULL.

1,567,932 11.30.15 TG Vintage
Lemme Smell Yo Dick

Lemme Smell Yo Dick

One of the shittiest XXX films I've seen in my time... edited down to a cool 60 seconds. It's nothing amazing but fuck... it's got a plot revolving around accusations of sheep rape and worse acting than a Segal flick. How could I not post it?

2,080,197 06.27.10 SpamSam Vintage
When Senior Citizens Attack

When Senior Citizens Attack

Had me ROFL'ing up until the point that he started bashing her face in like Mike Tyson. That was my cue to bust out the Jergens.

1,387,157 05.22.09 admin Vintage
Racist Porn From The 70's

Racist Porn From The 70's

Complete with a negro version of quasimoto. Warning in advance to my beloved caucasian viewers, black-on-white racism lies within!

1,924,554 05.01.09 admin Vintage
Why You Motherfucker

Why You Motherfucker

Hottest thing I've seen all day. DOWNLOAD FULL VIDEO HERE.

3,525,806 04.23.09 admin Vintage
Maniac Attacks 2 Lesbian Sisters

Maniac Attacks 2 Lesbian Sisters

This is from the 1976 classic Water Power. It's a lot like Taxi Driver, except this Travis Bickle has a little fetish for forcing woman into doing enemas at gun point. The film is actually based on real crimes committed by an Illinois man dubbed the "Enema Bandit". Anyway he's dead now, so R.I.P you scat-loving motherfucker.

2,866,385 11.22.08 admin Vintage
Eat Your Own Pussy!

Eat Your Own Pussy!

LOL @ the dialogue and fap fap fap @ the forced cunnilingus. I love these variety videos. DOWNLOAD FULL VIDEO HERE.

2,420,186 10.20.08 admin Vintage
But Youre My Brother Lolz

But Youre My Brother Lolz

Vintage porno with incestual undertones makes me laugh. It also heightens my urge to be transported back to the 70's so that I can fuck the shit out of hippies along side mothers with beehive hairdos.

2,466,908 08.21.08 admin Vintage
Motherfucker

Motherfucker

This goofy lookin shithead tag teams his own mom with his dirty old dad. Like father, like son!

1,604,029 09.11.07 admin Vintage
Sister Loses Her Virginity

Sister Loses Her Virginity

The only virgin left in town takes some desperate measures to lose her cherry. What a nice brother!

2,730,210 08.07.07 admin Vintage
Family Fuck 2

Family Fuck 2

Same chick from the first clip, this time she fucks the dad while the mom watches. FAP FAP FAP! Full Scene.

2,370,523 07.31.07 admin Vintage
Family Fuck 1

Family Fuck 1

Eighties porn is the best, anything with incestial themes goes down as a classic in my book. Full Scene.

3,156,123 07.19.07 admin Vintage
The Dangers of DP

The Dangers of DP

Double penetration can be risky buisness. Just watch this one till the end and you'll understand.

2,730,412 03.17.07 admin Vintage
Massive Creampie

Massive Creampie

3 guys blow their load inside the same slut, one after another. It accumulates into 1 big creampie!

2,242,617 02.28.07 admin Vintage
Obey Thy Husband

Obey Thy Husband

Sometimes you gotta put your wife in her place, especially when she wont let you ass fuck her!

1,984,563 01.29.07 admin Vintage
Childbirth For Dummies

Childbirth For Dummies

This video was used in the 60's to train cops in childbirth for emergency situations. It's classic!

1,564,514 01.02.07 admin Vintage
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