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Raped Incel Goes on a Rampage

Today we're gonna look back into the history books. Our lesson includes everything from unadulterated violence, more than 5 flavors of that authentic shagged bush and even an appearance from an unlikely celebrity from day's past. A man that was taken way too soon.

1,368,315 views 04/11/22 Vintage

Aunt Opal and The Pnut Butter Virgin

A teenager confesses his first sexual experience. Based on a true story about a peanut butter sandwich, the dangers of masturbating, and how Aunt Opal made her nephew a man. A man with issues needing life long therapy, but a man none the less.

1,233,619 views 08/05/20 Vintage

High Maintenance

Her claim to fame is deplorable... but when the clothes come off her barbarian hips look like they can survive giving birth to Danny Devito and it's fuckin' beautiful. 5/5 Yelp stars, would eat again.

3,019,537 views 12/17/18 Vintage

Midget Bullied Into Impotence

The 70's were a special time in history where no one gave a fuck. Smoking in hospitals, untamed pubes, sexually harassing midgets at the workplace, and faking a cum shot with a limp penis and shampoo? No problem. Nothing was sacred.

1,514,113 views 03/04/18 Vintage

Lobster Versus Girl

If the 1980's taught me something, it's that ANYthing goes as long as there's a killer soundtrack behind you. Except this. Not even the renaissance of crack will be held liable for this shit.

1,469,935 views 11/02/17 Vintage

The Single Greatest Blowjob of ALL Time

We had to go back, way back and deep into the pornography archives of the 1970's. All those hours of sifting through pale, over exposed bodies and bush was worth it to uncover this beautiful forgotten gem.

3,544,993 views 09/23/16 Vintage

Lemme Smell Yo Dick

One of the shittiest XXX films I've seen in my time... edited down to a cool 60 seconds. It's nothing amazing but fuck... it's got a plot revolving around accusations of sheep rape and worse acting than a Segal flick. How could I not post it?

2,266,621 views 06/27/10 Vintage

When Senior Citizens Attack

Had me ROFL'ing up until the point that he started bashing her face in like Mike Tyson. That was my cue to bust out the Jergens.

1,563,924 views 05/22/09 Vintage

Racist Porn From The 70's

Complete with a negro version of quasimoto. Warning in advance to my beloved caucasian viewers, black-on-white racism lies within!

2,266,060 views 05/01/09 Vintage

Why You Motherfucker

Hottest thing I've seen all day.

4,450,042 views 04/23/09 Vintage

Maniac Attacks 2 Lesbian Sisters

This is from the 1976 classic Water Power. It's a lot like Taxi Driver, except this Travis Bickle has a little fetish for forcing woman into doing enemas at gun point. The film is actually based on real crimes committed by an Illinois man dubbed the "Enema Bandit". Anyway he's dead now, so R.I.P you scat-loving motherfucker.

3,214,815 views 11/22/08 Vintage

Eat Your Own Pussy!

LOL @ the dialogue and fap fap fap @ the forced cunnilingus. I love these variety videos.

2,664,368 views 10/20/08 Vintage

But Youre My Brother Lolz

Vintage porno with incestual undertones makes me laugh. It also heightens my urge to be transported back to the 70's so that I can fuck the shit out of hippies along side mothers with beehive hairdos.

2,737,339 views 08/21/08 Vintage

Motherfucker

This goofy lookin shithead tag teams his own mom with his dirty old dad. Like father, like son!

1,814,333 views 09/11/07 Vintage

Sister Loses Her Virginity

The only virgin left in town takes some desperate measures to lose her cherry. What a nice brother!

2,988,726 views 08/07/07 Vintage

Family Fuck 2

Same chick from the first clip, this time she fucks the dad while the mom watches. FAP FAP FAP!

2,651,713 views 07/31/07 Vintage

Family Fuck 1

Eighties porn is the best, anything with incestial themes goes down as a classic in my book.

3,402,815 views 07/19/07 Vintage

The Real Dangers of DP

Double penetration can be risky buisness. Just watch this one till the end and you'll understand.

2,991,391 views 03/17/07 Vintage

Massive Creampie

3 guys blow their load inside the same slut, one after another. It accumulates into 1 big creampie!

2,472,135 views 02/28/07 Vintage
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