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MICRO ASIAN, HUGE DICK

MICRO ASIAN, HUGE DICK

Japanese girl destroys both physics & my expectations of all sub-97 lb females at the same time. I officially want to be the first American to lend our "Home of the Brave" slogan out to East Asia. Azumi just earned it.

154,226 11.10.18 YouPorn Asians
"Hey, stop fucking my daughter!"

"Hey, stop fucking my daughter!"

Intrusion @ 10:05. And whats our guys reaction? Going Wayne & Garth on his ashamed costar. Don't feel too bad as I just beat off to the 8 seconds of your howler monkey mother.

226,348 10.28.18 PH Busted!
Lunatic Rage Quits Reddit

Lunatic Rage Quits Reddit

One of few videos left in the wake of the walking disaster known as JewDank. A degenerate adventure filled with drugs, deception and calling out girls that fuck their dogs. Catch up on the full history HERE. Fap again HERE.

133,774 06.08.18 Pornhub LULZ
"please dont kill me"

"please dont kill me"

After bulldozing 50% of Detroit's prostis, our man finally broke unfamiliar ground: A woman in it for the BBC, not crackrock... and a dedicated one at that. That butthole took more abuse than a fully charged EBT card at KFC.

57,113 04.30.18 Inhumanity Painal
"I destroy teenagers"

"I destroy teenagers"

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65,311 04.12.18 IH Teen
Amatuer Sex Tape FAILS [2018]

Amatuer Sex Tape FAILS [2018]

Only 1 thing compliments the relaxed feel of a holiday weekend - And that's getting more rash on your crotch from a guy you salad-tossed than the toilet in a Portuguese farmhouse. And to those inbreds in the last clip: End the bloodline here. This never needs to happen again.

1,725,325 09.01.18 Various Amateur
GOONIES 3: CHUNKS STYLE

GOONIES 3: CHUNKS STYLE

This is not a parody or some lame ass fan fiction LARPing weeb shit. This is actually GOONIES 3 (for me at least)... and it's the most wholesomely funny shit I have ever seen in amateur pornography. [Moar Harper and Max: PORNHUB, INTERWEBSITE, TWITTER]

1,232,579 04.25.18 Jane Austen Amateur
TUMBLR Horror Story

TUMBLR Horror Story

This is kinda disturbing... and I don't mean haha-distubring like when Dennis Rodman became our ambassador for nuclear warfare. This woman is fragile, deranged and sees more abuse than an EBT card at a New Jersey Casino. I don't know if I should cringe or nominate her for an AVN award.

1,826,189 01.18.18 Anonymous Amateur
Biggest Whore on YouTube

Biggest Whore on YouTube

Luna Bella. Maybe you've already heard of her? She's no Alexis Ren. But what she's lacking in personality, genetics and decency, she makes up for in... well, nothing actually. Her tits look like they were bolted on by a blind intern at Lego Land, and I don't know whether to run or rim.

1,993,148 01.01.18 ThotPatrol Amateur
Can't Stop the Pollock

Can't Stop the Pollock

Layin' pipe only has a few rules: 1) Look as little like Harvey Weinstein as possible 2) develop stamina and 3) maintain an erection harder than a bowl of Campbell's tomato soup. Not exactly a difficult list... but this Khokhol is determined to challenge at least 2 key items today. GG NO RE

2,054,356 12.06.17 GothBoiPussy Amateur
Girlfriend Of The Year 2K17

Girlfriend Of The Year 2K17

Bridge piercing, stomach tattoos and the occasional rush to the emergency room for soft tissue damage. May I be so bold to say I haven't seen this level of intensity since The Shining. More HERE

2,746,348 08.13.17 TG Amateur
Reverse Road Head

Reverse Road Head

I've seen a lot of desperate girls do a lot of desperate shit just to keep their ManyVids account submerged in dollarinos... but risking life and death and a clean record just to keep cOrNhOlEsniFFer69 entertained? That's a level of slut I hope to never meet. SONG.

1,753,485 06.08.17 TG Amateur
OK SO WHOSE NEXT?!

OK SO WHOSE NEXT?!

AKA "how to ruin your reputation on a global scale." Usually it's a good thing if everyone gets laid at a party... but not when they all fucked the same chubby std collector.

3,427,333 03.05.17 Anonymous Amateur
How the Relationship Ended

How the Relationship Ended

Carlos, you mindless shitstain. There are two things you just don't fuck with in life: 1: Janice Dickinson during her testosterone therapy and 2: A woman's trust. Save the sneak attacks for when you illegally enter the US and A.

2,615,237 10.12.16 Pornhub Amateur
Greatest Amateur Sex Tape Fuck Ups

Greatest Amateur Sex Tape Fuck Ups

I don't know why anyone would post such things of themselves onto such a terrible place as the internet, but whatever! Come ride the shit train with me on a journey into the awful side of amateur pornography.

4,890,020 06.10.16 Various Amateur
Amateur Fail of The Year

Amateur Fail of The Year

Skanky country girl and dopey hood rat get real nasty. Either she's on her period or she just can't handle "the nigger dick". Either way she's not bothered at all and licks the bloody snickers bar clean. HOTT!

3,072,794 12.09.15 TG Amateur
Banned From Arby's 4 Lyfe

Banned From Arby's 4 Lyfe

After popping a molly (or 5) and getting fucked with a lawn chair, this girl realizes her dreams of being on worldstar are within grasp and totally goes for it. IMHO not worth the lifetime of shame without curly fries and roast beef.

3,187,556 10.23.15 Anonymous Amateur
Nudes via Room Service

Nudes via Room Service

An aryan goddess sexually trolls the hotel bell hop in order to win a "contest" that may or may not even exist. Regardless, Michael Cera is here to help. Although I'm not entirely convinced he's ever done this before.

2,441,051 10.07.15 TG Amateur
I Got A Husband

I Got A Husband

From the bowels of world star hip hop comes a little gem that's straight outta Compton! Staring a wild wildebeest that has been caught fellating a local hoodlum in the middle of the street. Some real ratchet shit yo!

2,274,897 02.28.15 Anonymous Amateur
HURRY UP and CUM!

HURRY UP and CUM!

UPDATE: this girl actually emailed me, here's the background story - she lives in a KKK-laden town where 12 inch black wangs are the forbidden fruit. Undeterred, she sought salvation on blackplanet.com and ultimately bit off more BBC than her vagina could chew. Here's some pics she sent me: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.

8,008,229 02.17.12 Amateur
He Hates Crackwhores

He Hates Crackwhores

Full video HERE. (deleted, apparently he didn't like the attention).

2,130,447 12.03.11 Michal Wlodarczyk Amateur
All Girls Love Assholes

All Girls Love Assholes

Especially fat ones. Dinner time!

2,845,997 05.28.09 admin Amateur
Stop! You're Destroying My Vagina

Stop! You're Destroying My Vagina

You know what would've been really funny? If he had instead said STFU bish and kept pounding away. Painful intercourse always brings the lulz.

1,531,319 05.12.09 admin Amateur
When Did You Go Poop Last

When Did You Go Poop Last

Hey babe! I think there's some poop in your butthole! Lemme stick my cock in there, pretty please? That about sums this one up, minus the formal request for permission. lol.

1,364,513 04.20.09 admin Amateur
She Hates Deep Penetration

She Hates Deep Penetration

I got a bazillion emails requesting the full version of this... so here it is. It's pretty straight forward. The average vagina has a depth of 5 to 6 inches. These limitations are fairly understandable, but Urkel here likes to push it. Real men let no centimeter go to waste.

2,878,554 03.16.09 admin Amateur
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