Prozac-deficient Internet hookers are a welcomed sight here at eFukt... but this post isn't about the daddy issues. It's about intensity. These temper tantrums cut deeper than Donald Trump's Twitter feed, and while that might not be saying much, I'm confident you'll be impressed.
Some guy with a thing for bullying puppies decides to pay a webcam model by the minute for his masturabatory needs. Unfortunately, at some point she feels $2.50 a minute just isn't worth this shit. [Troll Cam Hoers: HERE]
They say you should buckle up, keep your eyes on the road and both hands on the wheel. But this talented hoer learned an easy trick to drive her two and a half ton suburban while simultaneously fellating her passenger and recording it. SONG.
Doing less for more is always the capitalist thing to do, but what about in pornography? Really, like why stretch out your money hole and fill it with mystery semen when you can just fake it? No one will notice, right? More Here.
These awful pornographic gems were all attempted with eroticism as a goal. I.E. People were somehow meant to masturbate to this shit, but what these clips lack in fap value they make up for with lulz. [1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7]
AKA "How to fuck teenagers for 60% off." So a little burnout QT3.14 thought she could get some extra weed money for some anal. Only problem is she's never done anal and has no idea the hurtin' she's in for. [Full Scene]
You ever show up for the orgy but just jerk off by yourself? Or have you ever managed to be cringier than a wannabe white rapper with a pick in his ginger afro? Yea... me either. YAY! [Full Scene: HERE and SONG]
It's that time once again to highlight some special times in webcam hookerdom. Witness e-prostitutes having breakdowns, getting attacked by small reptiles and other awesome wtfness. MOAR CAMWHOREZ HERE, HERE and HERE.
Darrell spent a year talking his wife Nikki into giving swinging a shot. She finally gives in and it does not go to plan. To add insult to injury, the whole humiliating ordeal is captured forever in some shitty pseudo-documentary.
Do their porno dreams come true? Fuck no. Instead, four average-ass mother fuckers attempt to make sex with the prestigious Christy Mack, and each and every one of them brutally embarrasses themselves. More: HERE.