And almost the whole scene too. Tina Blades is new face in porn. She's definitely got the looks and "skills", but most studios discourage against covering the set and costars with bile and feces. [More Here]
Meet Arnost, a self-proclaimed "sex machine" that thought he would be "very successful" in porn. Until a porn studio proved him very wrong by letting him embarrassingly try to fuck a real pornstar while 20 people watch. [S'MORE]
You would think Krystal Steal would have been able to at least tolerate a facial after being in over 100 pornos, but no. Krystal winced and gagged her entire career, ending every scene with a jizzy thizz face.
Ever wanted to see the private sex tapes of California's most poorest, methed-out satanic tweakers? Well either way, we've gone beyond scraping the bottom the barrel and brought you the leakage underneath. Enjoi! [SONG + MORE]
This is one epic cluster fuck. First off, her agent is "THE CREEPIEST MFER IN PORN". Second, she drops GHB before her scene and progressively gets more and more fucked up until she's flat out unconscious. WTF? [Full Scene]
Adorably awkward teenager with limited fellatio experience decides her first ever (and ultimately last ever) attempt at porn will be a blowbang. Great idea! [Full Scene: HERE] [Music: YesEvil by (Dean)]
Prozac-deficient Internet hookers are a welcomed sight here at eFukt... but this post isn't about the daddy issues. It's about intensity. These temper tantrums cut deeper than Donald Trump's Twitter feed, and while that might not be saying much, I'm confident you'll be impressed.
Some guy with a thing for bullying puppies decides to pay a webcam model by the minute for his masturabatory needs. Unfortunately, at some point she feels $2.50 a minute just isn't worth this shit. [Troll Cam Hoers: HERE]
They say you should buckle up, keep your eyes on the road and both hands on the wheel. But this talented hoer learned an easy trick to drive her two and a half ton suburban while simultaneously fellating her passenger and recording it. SONG.
Doing less for more is always the capitalist thing to do, but what about in pornography? Really, like why stretch out your money hole and fill it with mystery semen when you can just fake it? No one will notice, right? More Here.
These awful pornographic gems were all attempted with eroticism as a goal. I.E. People were somehow meant to masturbate to this shit, but what these clips lack in fap value they make up for with lulz. [1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7]