How To Fail in Porn [x2+]

How To Fail in Porn [x2+]

A hilarious short story about the prettiest ogre girl from the little village of Mordor... She was looking for her big break but instead she was left with only $250, a butt load of pain and a mouth full of grossness... Me gusta? [sauce]

9,403,316 05.10.15 TG Painal
Porn Newbz Anal Fail

Porn Newbz Anal Fail

Former ISIS member with gigantic, fake wonky tits does her first porn shoot ever and she's about to learn pornography isn't all smiles and blowjobs. Nope. Sometimes it's about butt-plugs and pain. :) Full Scene HERE.

7,446,336 12.15.14 Steve Porn Bloopers
The Single Most Epic Cumshot Fail

The Single Most Epic Cumshot Fail

Low res versions of this have been floating around the web for some time, so this might be old for some of you. Never the less, efukt has secured the HD version... so you can now watch Sindee Jennings puke her brains out in the absolutely highest quality available.

5,084,980 06.19.11 admin Porn Bloopers
Happy Ending Fail

Happy Ending Fail

Dude tries to land a happy ending at the local Korean massage parlor but has difficulty getting past the language barrier. Even a hilarious visual demonstration fails to get his point across. See his previous attempt HERE.

4,745,896 08.17.10 admin LULZ
Voyeur Fail

Voyeur Fail

This creepy fuck hides in an air duct just to get a peek at a random woman's cooter as she takes a piss. Unfortunately he makes too much noise and scares the utter shit out of his victim.

4,386,724 06.02.10 SpamSam Voyeur
FAIL: Teacher Attempts Double Anal

FAIL: Teacher Attempts Double Anal

Deleted scene from Un-Natural Sex 20 involving an ex-teacher looking to sacrifice the health of her colon in exchange for fame & fortune (aka $728 and maybe, just maybe, a Q&A with Swank magazine). Epic spoiler: things dont go as planned. More 'horros of porn' HERE.

4,344,034 08.31.11 Visceral Venom Porn Bloopers
Cheating Fail

Cheating Fail

Grandpa Willy's sexual escapade is derailed after the Mrs. makes an unexpected visit to his dungeon of spunk. After unleashing a fit of rage, a wild herd of Ukrainian crackwhores appear out of nowhere and make a run for the front door. One doesn't seem to make it. LOL.

4,241,669 07.21.10 SpamSam Busted!
Orgasm Fail

Orgasm Fail

Preggo girl is in the middle of cumming when her [minute] man declares that the apple sauce is en route for early delivery. She replies with a double "doo eet", which I believe means: "cum inside me so that I can finish my orgasm you twig dick motherfucker". The request didn't seem to catch.

4,211,192 12.08.09 admin Premature
Seduction Fail

Seduction Fail

This is what your mom does while you're away at school.

4,002,598 01.05.10 admin LULZ
Sex On The Beach FAIL

Sex On The Beach FAIL

He's got a stage 5 boner on a packed beach and straight up does not give a fuck. They flirt, they kiss, they jerk eachother off like they got 15 seconds left to live. Shits going reeeeal good... that is until... well, you'll see.

3,944,308 08.15.11 Turk LULZ
Facefucking Fail!

Facefucking Fail!

This video taught me two things. A.) eating Subway prior to apolyptical throat fucking yields hilarious results and B.) CGI will not be necessary in any future Exorcist projectile vomiting scenes. Shananay's got it covered. Full video available HERE and/or HERE.

3,912,067 04.21.11 admin Porn Bloopers
Hygiene Fail 2

Hygiene Fail 2

Ginger Spice 2.0 straight up forgot to wipe her ass. She's got a shit-soaked thong that's leaking out malt balls left and right. What's awesome is the dumb motherfucker that decided to use his own finger to inspect the mysterious brown substance. Hepatitis C baby. FULL VIDEO HERE!.

3,896,889 03.08.10 admin Porn Bloopers
Money Shot Fail

Money Shot Fail

Dude lets one slip just as he's about to begin blowing his load. This is fucking funny. Full video available HERE.

3,781,806 01.02.11 admin Porn Bloopers
Fart Fail - HILARIOUS

Fart Fail - HILARIOUS

This is Scarlett Pain. She's here to show you the after effects of scoffing down a #8 at Del Taco, extra chimichanga sauce. Except this visual demonstration kinda goes to shit towards the end. Quite literally I'm afraid. Full video is available for download HERE!

3,730,136 08.28.10 admin Porn Bloopers
Awesome Fail

Awesome Fail

I dont know whats more fucked up: the fact that he's boning a woman older than jesus or how the enjoyment he gets from it leaves him socially retarded and unable to saying anything more than "AWESOME!". This is what happens when you use Craigslist to get your dick wet you dirty motherfuckers.

3,724,513 07.26.10 admin LULZ
Creampie Fail

Creampie Fail

8 ounces of negro boner brew emptied directly into the cunt gutter. Classy. Problem is.. when time comes to expel the cream filling, an off-menu item plops out along with it. Camerawoman goes completely mute after realizing wtf she's just filmed. Hilarious.

3,661,955 01.29.11 trkid1 Porn Bloopers
Persistance Fail

Persistance Fail

Cute pornstar gracefully rejects her partners attempts at anal penetration but the dumbfuck doesn't seem to get the message. DOWNLOAD FULL VIDEO HERE.

3,620,909 07.19.10 admin Porn Bloopers
Scat Fail

Scat Fail

He was promised a 2 pound turd. Instead he was given a Chicken McNugget. Those be grounds for a fuckin refund.

3,574,372 12.20.09 admin LULZ
Comfort Fail

Comfort Fail

Sativa Rose has a breakdown and walks off set after finding herself overwhelmed by the half dozen cocks she was assigned to fuck. Fortunately the cameraman was kind enough to lend some emotional support... in the form of some surprise butt sex! SOURCE: bts section of GANGBANG AUDITIONS 22.

3,525,460 08.05.10 admin Porn Bloopers
Threesome Fail

Threesome Fail

Dude gets kicked out of a sex club after breaking an unwritten rule against blowing your load on other people's girlfriends. Yep. You can slam fuck her till she screams bloody murder, just dont get any semen on her brah. Shit aint cool.

3,464,203 07.12.10 admin Porn Bloopers
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