Thriving On Orifice Destruction

Bad news is that I am not a minotaur with two cocks, so there's no chance of me pleasing this girl sexually. But the good news is she could always sneak things into concerts for me or I could rent her to the cartels as a drug mule.

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I GOT A HUSBAND

From the bowels of world star hip hop comes a little gem that's straight outta Compton! Staring a wild wildebeest that has been caught fellating a local hoodlum in the middle of the street. Some real ratchet shit yo!

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DID U HAZ FUN!

Lispy the 'racist camera man' teaches us a new word and turns an anal scene into a hilarious cluster fuck. The music is a piece by Mozart and the title translates to "lick my ass"... seemed fitting. MORE.

  592,231  |    2.23.15  |    TG  |    Prolapse

Porn Star Goes Ballistic on Modern Feminists

Mercedes Carrera is hot and sucks a mean dick, but she's about to drop a big ass fuckin truth bomb on the problem with feminists, gamergate and all that shit. [no lulz, only factz] Cam show HERE and help the cause HERE.

  755,591  |    2.16.15  |    Cyber-Jihad  |    Camwhores

The Caught Compilation

This piece highlights some cases of shoulda locked the fucking door but I'm thinking with my genitals and other hilarious cases of people getting busted. More cam whores HERE. Intermission song HERE.

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Jew Boy VS Swedish Pornstar

Oi vey, a lost little jewish boy with a shaved ass hops on the bang bus to get seduced and humiliated by an Aryan porn goddess. She plays with him like he is just her own personal driedel of lulzy love. Full Scene + More.

  1,179,786  |    2.10.15  |    BBros  |    Virgins

Horribly Catchy Musical Pornography

In Russia, a fake farm equipped with disco lights and some thot lip syncing catchy dance music while fucking for 20 minutes is quality porn. I'm not totally convinced, but the song does have a 'pavlov's dog' effect on my boner now. Moar HERE.

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'Original P'

Back in the mid 1900's, she was Italy's "Original Pornstar". Today she's senile, decrepit and probably doesn't even know whats going on but someone let her out the nursing home for one last porno shoot. lol wtf. FULL SCENE.

  1,401,173  |    1.30.15  |    Jo  |    Bizarre

5 Worst DIY Sex Dolls Ever

Forged from pure autism and desperation. Motivated by the pain of involuntary celibacy. Our perverted sexual Macgyvers have manufactured the most gum-shoe nigger-rigged DIY sex dolls any man has ever copulated with. Enjoy!

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Hilarious Oral Sex Fail

College level alcoholism and risk seeking behavior has led them to a ratchet motel, wasted off vodka red bulls and making a quick $100 each. Shouldn't be any surprise that these girls never did porn again. FULL SCENE.

  1,666,047  |    1.24.15  |    TG  |    Porn Bloopers

FUCK1NG DESTROY3D

This is like the pornographic equivalent of kicking a cute little lost puppy. Only the puppy is totally fuckable and I get a weird boner watching its face, self esteem and even its tonsils get totally fucking rekt. FULL SCENE + MOAR.

  1,804,138  |    1.19.15  |    Duran  |    LULZ

Gimmie Yo Numba

Enter the strange world of MFC. Where internet prostitutes webcam models do weird shit for cyber money, like sexually teasing the local pizza delivery guy... Fun times! More "CAM MODELS" and SONG.

  1,322,774  |    1.12.15  |    Anonymous  |    Camwhores

How I Made Mom and Sis My Sex Slaves

Introducing one of the most ridiculous porn scenes I have ever seen. A man gains the power to make anyone into a magical submissive sex slave and he uses it on his mother and sister...WTF. More retarded incest shit HERE, Extended Cut HERE.

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