THIS SITE IS STRICTLY FOR ADULTS. IF YOU ARE NOT 18 THEN GET THE FUCK OUT!
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Perhaps my logic in somewhat flawed - but you'd think that someone who's devoted their life to sucking animal dick would at least have the courtesy to convert to vegetarianism. You heartless bitch.
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DJ Jackoff ventures into the wrong part of town to land himself a $5 piece of ivory pussy. However, his efforts are thwarted mid-fellatio by a local warlord known as The V-Man (short for Vaginal Master) who's heavily armed with "rocks and sheet". My oh my!
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Ginger Spice 2.0 straight up forgot to wipe her ass. She's got a shit-soaked thong that's leaking out malt balls left and right. What's awesome is the dumb motherfucker that decided to use his own finger to inspect the mysterious brown substance. Hepatitis C baby.
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Shit... if that aint love at first sight, I don't know what is. When you're cruising with your cock out in daddy's Ford Fiesta... amazing things are bound to happen.
Date: 3.7.10 |
Views: 324,116 |
Uploader: Anonymous |
Category: Exhibition
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No better way to celebrate your last day of singledom by sticking 2 Vienna sausages up the vadge of a $12 whore. They made a push for 3 but the sea donkey insisted her cunt was already at max capacity. Uh huh.
Date: 3.5.10 |
Views: 571,024 |
Uploader: Justin |
Category: Insertions
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My quest to turn sexual harassment into an art form is finally nearing completion. Here's the latest installement in my public jackoff saga. If you missed the 1st two... click HERE + HERE. For information on the soundtrack - check out this page HERE.
Date: 3.1.10 |
Views: 749,778 |
Uploader: Anonymous |
Category: Exhibition
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Russian bitch spazzes the fuck out for no apparent reason and then tries to claim she was just "acting". Yep... no better way to enhance a porn scene than by acting like a demonic crackwhore with Tourette syndrome.
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This video is all but guaranteed to result in a divorce. Probably a domestic violence case too... or is that just being overly optimistic? Full video available HERE!
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After 32 surgeries, 10 liters of silicone, and going against the advice of every reputable doctor in all of Brazil... this crazy bitch now holds a Guinness World Record: the very 1st legally-retarded woman to get size 38KKK implants. Mazel tov!
Date: 2.24.10 |
Views: 674,615 |
Uploader: Anonymous |
Category: Modifications
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Mr. big dick hot shot is reduced to a little bitch in 5 seconds flat after his sister walks in on his cybersex extravaganza.
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She screams "ow!" 87 times in the span of 3 minutes. The quality may be crap but you really cant complain with numbers like that.
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This video was submitted with no audio track. Luckly I can read lips with precise accuracy, so I created some textual captions to compensate for the lack of dialogue. Pretty sure I nailed it on the head.
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Hmmm. Cant really blame the guy. If your wife looked like a cross between Rosanne and a lesbian hippopotamus... you'd probably explore other options too.
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Everytime her son's cock gets brought up, her eyes widen like a fat kid at Taco Bell. It's pretty creepy. Almost as creepy as that basketball-sized tumor hanging from her mid section. Seriously, what the fuck is that?
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