Shit White People Do
The real reason caucasian people have trouble getting a job is because they all started drug testing, and the only white recreational activities left are substance abuse, incest, patriotism, fords and watching millionaire black's play school yard games.
I GOT A HUSBAND
From the bowels of world star hip hop comes a little gem that's straight outta Compton! Staring a wild wildebeest that has been caught fellating a local hoodlum in the middle of the street. Some real ratchet shit yo!
DID U HAZ FUN!
Lispy the 'racist camera man' teaches us a new word and turns an anal scene into a hilarious cluster fuck. The music is a piece by Mozart and the title translates to "lick my ass"... seemed fitting. MORE.
Porn Star Goes Ballistic on Modern Feminists
Mercedes Carrera is hot and sucks a mean dick, but she's about to drop a big ass fuckin truth bomb on the problem with feminists, gamergate and all that shit. [no lulz, only factz] Cam show HERE and help the cause HERE.
The Caught Compilation
This piece highlights some cases of shoulda locked the fucking door but I'm thinking with my genitals and other hilarious cases of people getting busted. More cam whores HERE. Intermission song HERE.
Jew Boy VS Swedish Pornstar
Oi vey, a lost little jewish boy with a shaved ass hops on the bang bus to get seduced and humiliated by an Aryan porn goddess. She plays with him like he is just her own personal driedel of lulzy love. Full Scene + More.
Horribly Catchy Musical Pornography
In Russia, a fake farm equipped with disco lights and some thot lip syncing catchy dance music while fucking for 20 minutes is quality porn. I'm not totally convinced, but the song does have a 'pavlov's dog' effect on my boner now. Moar HERE.
Back in the mid 1900's, she was Italy's "Original Pornstar". Today she's senile, decrepit and probably doesn't even know whats going on but someone let her out the nursing home for one last porno shoot. lol wtf. FULL SCENE.
5 Worst DIY Sex Dolls Ever
Forged from pure autism and desperation. Motivated by the pain of involuntary celibacy. Our perverted sexual Macgyvers have manufactured the most gum-shoe nigger-rigged DIY sex dolls any man has ever copulated with. Enjoy!
Hilarious Oral Sex Fail
College level alcoholism and risk seeking behavior has led them to a ratchet motel, wasted off vodka red bulls and making a quick $100 each. Shouldn't be any surprise that these girls never did porn again. FULL SCENE.
This is like the pornographic equivalent of kicking a cute little lost puppy. Only the puppy is totally fuckable and I get a weird boner watching its face, self esteem and even its tonsils get totally fucking rekt. FULL SCENE + MOAR.
Gimmie Yo Numba
Enter the strange world of MFC. Where
internet prostitutes webcam models do weird shit for cyber money, like sexually teasing the local pizza delivery guy... Fun times! More "CAM MODELS" and SONG.