Her pussy lips look like 2 strips of smoked bacon and she's sick of it. So the crazy bitch pays Apu 8k to hack her vadge into prepubescent status and calls it a day. Smoked bacon be gone!

Date: 2.8.10 | Views: 164,440 | Uploader: | Category: Modifications

Full video available @ Pennyshow.

Date: 2.6.10 | Views: 313,298 | Uploader: | Category: Premature

Somewhere deep in the anal abyss of this Kentucky Fried Whore lies a creampie... marinating in fece delight. She attempts to shit it out and well... unfortunate for the floral bedding of Motel 6 - her efforts produce a substance not so aromatically pleasing. Full video available HERE.

Date: 2.3.10 | Views: 595,732 | Uploader: | Category: Bloopers

Guess what goes wrong.

Date: 2.2.10 | Views: 716,439 | Uploader: | Category: Bloopers

Exhibitionists are exploring uncharted territory - the education system. Casper the small cock'd ghost isn't really the best pioneer for the job but I do admire his creativity.

Date: 2.1.10 | Views: 403,253 | Uploader: | Category: Exhibition

Mission unsuccessful. These women have too fast of a reflex and realistically... it's kinda hard to rip someones underwear off when they're dressed like a fuckin ku klux ninja.

Date: 1.30.10 | Views: 353,959 | Uploader: | Category: Groped

He's a double amputee with erectile dysfunction. His cock is about as useful to him as a pair of Nike Dunks. This means the Puerto Rican whore riding his flaccid pole has to get extra creative when the time comes for el popshot. Watch closely for some sloppy-ass porno magic.

Date: 1.29.10 | Views: 626,672 | Uploader: | Category: Amputee

Shit. If my cock that was big, I'd throw on my limited edition Bugle Boy jean shorts and hit the boardwalk.

Date: 1.26.10 | Views: 677,827 | Uploader: | Category: Asians

Woah. No gang rape? Russia is a changin!

Date: 1.26.10 | Views: 843,668 | Uploader: | Category: Groped

She usually only makes that distress call when I raid her secret stash of chef boyardee. Not quite sure what's gotten into her.

Date: 1.26.10 | Views: 787,693 | Uploader: | Category: LULZ

I hear that locking the door is a pretty efficient away of gaining privacy. Might wanna try that out sometime ya dumb bitch.

Date: 1.23.10 | Views: 861,971 | Uploader: | Category: Bloopers

He's about as good at wiping his ass as a 60 year old paraplegic. I like how the chicks voice cracks as she moans though. That's hawt.

Date: 1.19.10 | Views: 1,333,198 | Uploader: | Category: Bloopers

These men have truly mastered the art of sexually harassing migrant workers. Bravo. But I do believe it's time to take that next step forward - The Ritz Carlton. All white maids with 34d titties. Make daddy proud.

Date: 1.14.10 | Views: 914,050 | Uploader: | Category: Exhibition

A lot can happen in the blink of an eye. Lives are lost, revolutions are born, and sometimes... just sometimes - the rectum of a $20 whore will be mistakenly penetrated. Downloaded the full 40 minute video HERE.

Date: 1.11.10 | Views: 1,382,608 | Uploader: | Category: Bloopers

The jizz of a black man infused with rectal juice? That's like fuckin battery acid. Kiss yo 20/20 vision goodbye bitch!

Date: 1.8.10 | Views: 915,975 | Uploader: | Category: Bloopers