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He can brag about his 20 pound meat bag all he wants. If it doesn't get hard, then it's about as useful as a black hooker on Blood Donor Day.
Date: 11.19.09 Views: 96,753 Comments: 0
Failure to achieve erection OR premature ejaculation. Those are the top 2 problems most men face when trying to perform on camera. It's usually one or the other... but in this chumps case - 2 birds are killed with 1 very tiny stone.
Date: 11.17.09 Views: 417,013 Comments: 0
And hopefully her last. I rather beat off to reruns of the Maury Povich show than this half ton stankasaurus. lolz.
Date: 11.16.09 Views: 354,856 Comments: 0
You gotta add water. Everyone knows that you silly son of a bitch.
Date: 11.13.09 Views: 408,573 Comments: 0
It's crazy. On the outside, assholes all look the same. But if your rectum was to ever head south & emerge as a pinksock... you'd quickly find that much like the butt plugs in Oprah Winfrey's sextoy collection, they come in all shapes, sizes & colors. 4 years of running a porn site and that's about all I've learned.
Date: 11.11.09 Views: 350,980 Comments: 0
Pretending to be black seems to be a key component. BALLZ DEEEEEP SON!
Date: 11.10.09 Views: 534,292 Comments: 0
Some professionmal pipe layers right here. Too bad the only thing they made sore was her ear drums. Skreeem bitch skreeem! More here: 1, 2, 3, 4.
Date: 11.9.09 Views: 537,512 Comments: 0
Two years of solid constipation. That's what you get for eating dog. WHABAM!
Date: 11.7.09 Views: 512,506 Comments: 0
The knife might be fake, but that hole in her beef curtain sure as fuck isnt. Looks like Borat ran her snapper through the meat grinder. Hey lady, one word: labiaplasty. You're halfway there!
Date: 11.6.09 Views: 370,723 Comments: 0
Fuck porn, she belongs in MMA.
Date: 11.4.09 Views: 866,377 Comments: 0
for when Colon Cleanse just isn't enough..
Date: 11.3.09 Views: 428,868 Comments: 0
I like how he straight up bends his cock as a means to halt the ejaculation. It's a penis, not a fucking garden hose. Nice try though!
Date: 11.2.09 Views: 729,483 Comments: 0
Her asshole resembles the neck of a kid that's just been decapitated. Hmmm. Sounds like fap time if you ask me.
Date: 10.30.09 Views: 762,100 Comments: 0
Don't give up.... you're almost there.
Date: 10.27.09 Views: 887,791 Comments: 0
Beating off at home is for pussies. Real men take their meat to the street.
Date: 10.25.09 Views: 430,161 Comments: 0