Technically she lasted closer to 10, but this guy isn't very fluent in "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO", so that mahogany-stained browneye got pounded for a few more Missippi's than desired. Emphasis on mahogany-stained . lol. FULL VIDEO HERE.
She has the face/titties of an angel. Clearly knows her way around a ROSS dress-4-less too. Seldom do I say it but this girl is a cunt hair away from being worthy of a Black Angus prix fixe dinner on my dime. Unfortunately though, she has a clitoris like Adrian Brody has a nose.
Unlucky Spanish chick gets bashed in the butthole - full force, no lube! Prepare yourself. The level of agony herein is second only to Adele handcuffed to a stairmaster. Download the full video HERE.
This girl is ridiculously cute. I want to hold her hand. I want to smell her hair. I want a 3x5 inch cut-out of the computer chair fabric that was blessed with her vaginal discharge. Until then though, check out her webcam shows. And her twitter. And her paysite.
Esophageal-deep throatfucking, figure 4 headlocks, oxygen deprivation... all in the name of entertainment. Quite unsettling. I'd say Joe Rogan's fetish for forcing attractive women into eating Ostrich testicles on national television may have met it's match. FULL VIDEOS HERE.
Lookout world. This woman has cousins. She also has an aunt that's employed at Circus Circus. Keep these 2 pivotal details in mind, for it's the closest to a clue you're gonna get as to what the fuck is wrong with this psychotic cum dumpster. Discuss here + more trainwrecks here.
To fully appreciate this, first watch part 1 + part 2. This guy isn't just any mope. This is Corn - the likely autistic, positively virgin pornstar that partook in 114 bukkake shoots, 113 of which the beneficary of his cumshot was a cement wall. Starting to understand the significance of the title? Good, now discuss here. Full videos here + here + here.
This is perverse. More perverse than that happy-go-lucky bastard that ejaculates while donating to the homeless. It contains elder abuse, incestuous undertones and a talking parrot that'll channel your every thought. Discuss here.
What does a Toyota Supra, lung cancer and a washer machine have in common? In most cases, absolutely fucking nothing. But this isn't like most cases. This is Czech pornography, the final frontier in sexual retardation. Download here and discuss here.
Another year has come and gone, and while it's important to celebrate the birth of my main man Jesus and ring in 2013... lets not forget to pay a much deserved tribute to the hardworking women of the sex trafficking industry. This one's for you, ladies. Jackoff here and discuss here.
An insider look at the brutality/awesomeness of sorority hazing, in which status-seeking sluts are stripped of their D&G booty shorts and subjected to ridicule, humiliation, homosexual acts and reruns of ElimiDate. This shits top shelf.
Never have I seen a man do something so incredibly vile with such charm. Where there's tension, he provides laughter. Where there's pain, he provides comfort. And where there's feces on the tip of his penis... he provides dinner. Song HERE and 40 MINUTE VIDEO HERE.