DEATH DEFYING BLOWJOB!

The craziest thing is they're not even Russian. Nope. This badass MFer is an American and he loves this shit. Being 1000 feet up and inches from death just gets him off more. Only thing is I feel bad for lulz at the pedestrian that caught that snowball.

Views: 393,509 | Submitted By Duran | Category: Blowjob

Awkward Guy Ruins Porn Shoot

A socially inept goober gets a job getting jerked off by a hottie and manages to fuck it up, dashing his dreams of porn stardom in the process. It's like the movie Rudy, if Rudy was thrown out the game before ever playing and never scored. Moar HERE.

Views: 1,796,315 | Date: 12.3.13 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ

The Meanest Breakdowns

In all the English language, there is no word to describe taking pleasure at someone's misfortunes. No opposite of envy. The German's call it "schadenfreude" and they were nazi's once. Full Scenes 1, 2, 3, 4 and SONG.

Views: 2,980,054 | Date: 11.29.13 | Submitted By DB | Category: Porn Bloopers

Ratchet Sex Tape Fails

Ratchet is what you get if a "ghetto hood rat" and a "chicken head" have a fatherless child that becomes a stripper or aspiring rapper with Tupac quotes for tattoo's and eight ratchet kids of their own. More ratchet amateurs HERE.

Views: 1,441,055 | Date: 11.18.13 | Submitted By Various | Category: LULZ

The Absurdity of Japanese Pornography

A last man standing circle jerk to the death with tranny power rangers from outer space... After decades of being forced to censor genitals, Japanese smut producers have lost their minds. See also: Tentacle rape and eel porn.

Views: 2,016,511 | Date: 11.14.13 | Submitted By Alexander | Category: Asians

The Worst Tattoos in Porn

These tattoo's are so bad, the police leave them out of criminal descriptions to protect the victims. Seriously, these tattoo's so bad, Ed Hardy is going to shit bricks and revamp his next line based on these monstrosities. More bad ink HERE and HERE.

Views: 1,634,730 | Date: 11.10.13 | Submitted By Various | Category: LULZ

The Most Beautiful Breakdown Ever

These two carpet munchers soul mates engage in dikey lesbo sex make passionate love and after cumming her brains out, she breaks into happy tears. Full Scene Here.

Views: 1,872,923 | Date: 11.5.13 | Submitted By DB | Category: Porn Bloopers

Porn's Biggest Losers

Little engines that just fucking couldn't. If there was a "Special Olympics" for sexual performance, these guys would still be the underdogs of the league. The other retards would prolly bully them. Full Scenes - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

Views: 2,516,824 | Date: 10.30.13 | Submitted By Various | Category: LULZ

The Adorablest Camwhore

This girl will either steal your heart like it originally belonged to her anyway or annoy you into destroying something beautiful. For me it was her strong beliefs on pokemon and those back dimples that melted my cold heart. PROFILE HERE.

Views: 1,852,097 | Date: 10.25.13 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Camwhores

First Sex Toy In Space

We as humans are at the fuckin' highest point of civilization we've ever achieved. Our technology is more advanced than ever before in history and recently, we put a dildo in orbit... Welcome to the new age.

Views: 660,630 | Date: 10.23.13 | Submitted By DB | Category: Bizarre

Lost My Virginity To A Pornstar

He came packing a mullet, social-awkwardness and the bodytype/skintone of a marsh mellow with prescription glasses. But that day back in 1998, he was a God for 10 minutes at a gentleman's club in Arkansas. Full Video Here.

Views: 2,235,307 | Date: 10.20.13 | Submitted By DB | Category: LULZ

Intentionally Caught Jacking Off 2

On October 15th 2008, Efukt posted THIS. It's been five years and the guerrilla masturbator never stopped. Chances are he's in a Motel 6 right now, ninja fapping in the dark, hoping to surprise the cute maid of his dreams.

Views: 2,083,859 | Date: 10.14.13 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Exhibition

The Shit Pornstars Say

Lulz tier verbal diarrhea from the worlds top whores. It's a good thing emotional scars aren't visible on the outside or some these girls would look like Freddy Krueger. Sources: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15

Views: 2,168,583 | Date: 10.9.13 | Submitted By DB | Category: LULZ