Backpage's finest goes by "daddy's baby anal queen" and she aspires for greatness via her butthole. The only problem is she hates anal and her possibly worm-infested colon is so tight, it's like trying to fit an elephant in a safeway bag. Full Scene HERE.
1,898,577 | 3.26.14 | Kevin | LULZ
I think we all know what really happened to that Malaysian airplane, as we've all seen Donnie Darko and know about the government cover up... But hey, all I'm really trying to say is that at least the G-spot is easier to find than Flight 370. SOURCES: HERE, HERE, HERE, and HERE.
2,488,186 | 3.20.14 | Various | Orgasms
Belle Knox is cute, smart enough for an ivy league college and got her name by mixing a Disney princess with an alleged murderer. My kinda girl! Except for the small fact that a feminist doing facial abuse for women's rights is like a rabbi going to Auschwitz for a free shower. Full scenes HERE and HERE.
2,170,922 | 3.12.14 | FA | LULZ
Every ratchet skank that waddles off the New Jersey greyhound with hopes of porn stardom is sent to meet the grand wizard of trash talk. Many leave with their dreams, orifices and self-esteem shattered. [Parts: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ] All vids in full HERE.
1,906,130 | 3.2.14 | DB | LULZ
For a hooker/pornstar, she honestly seems like one of the nicest people ever... Even if her butthole looks like the queen alien from "Starship Troopers" and possibly carries multiple strains of the same venereal diseases. More HERE, HERE, HERE, and HERE.
2,099,379 | 2.16.14 | DB | Hookers
All you fukr's are awesome! Thanks for the emails, tips, submissions, everything. Love all the support from you crazy assholes. If you have the balls to weird out your friends and relatives, follow the twitter and shit, if not we understand. lol <3
927,248 | 2.14.14 | Anonymous | Gallery
Turns out the 1987 original was supposed to be even more violent. With the new remake getting a PG-13 rating, with it comes the almost certainty to destroy the ultra-violent badass awesomeness of robocop and change him into a safe for kids metal pussy. STORY.
1,074,419 | 2.7.14 | DB | Parody