Meet Veronica Chaos. She's 20-something, pretty hot, and has a weakness for Ventriloquist dummies hung like Whoopie Goldberg. Today she not only acts out her favorite fairytale, but does so with better acting than the entire cast of Entourage combined. #MARRYME
An insider's look at the social justice warrior's real reasons for protesting, where elephant-dicked men on the poverty line are stripped of their Tommy Hilfigers and bullied into vaginas Donald Trump wouldn't grab. In other words: dis shit is lit.
Esophogous mericlessly smashed at the hands of someone channeling their inner Nacho Vidal. Likely won't be able to eat solids for a week. No, this isn't my review of Holly Holm/Misha Tate. It's webster's officially definition of a 'mother fuckin KEEPER'.
The Dating Playbook by Andrew Ferebee. Buy yourself TWO copies. Cause the current approach of turning your dick into a secret item on the Buffalo Wild Wings menu isn't really panning out, brah. More HERE.
Much like Amy Schumer after mistakenly eating a reduced fat potato chip, you can literally see the fear in this girl's eyes. Emphasis on the 1:10 mark with the introduction of level-10, car battery-to-the-uterus shock therapy.
Get ready kids, it's time to solve the burning question we've all been wondering: Just how many baseballs can you really fit in a girl? The answer will amaze you! Find out what else she can stuff in there HERE.
She's got the body type of a holocaust victim and she came to the glamorous dog fart productions to film her first interracial anal scene. Srsly tho, "dog fart" has to be the fucking worst studio name in porno history. FULL SCENE.
The grand wizard of slut shaming is back and these dumb thots still haven't learned! Every week a new trainwreck makes the pilgrimage to whore mecca chasing quick money and pornstar dreams, only to leave with their whorifices and self-esteem totally destroyed. [Full Scenes] [Parts: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 ]
Covert perverts pulling off risky guerrilla sexual tactics in broad day light on clueless civilians. These are the sort of legendary faps you hear about in the news and the kind people risk jail to pull off.
A hilarious short story about the prettiest ogre girl from the little village of Mordor... She was looking for her big break but instead she was left with only $250, a butt load of pain and a mouth full of grossness... Me gusta? [sauce]
Take one mildly attractive girl, put her in an amateur bare knuckle fight against an angry ogre woman and the results are just as expected. This is fight porn if I've ever seen it, and the money shot is bloody!
[boo-kah-kee] [Noun] A sexual practice involving a large group of men masturbating on a single person... I sorted over 30 hours of beta's jacking off on gutter sluts to make this. Enjoy. [Moar BUKKAKE] [SONG]
Shane Diesel the type of nigga that gotta stand when he poops or his dick floats in the water. His dick so big he can't even go balls deep on these professional cock smugglers without causing serious internal injuries. FULL SCENE.
A happily married couple is currently pushing the boundaries of amateur porn. They're both jizz fanatics that mix their love of semen with public escapades. I wish I had a friend with a wife like this. LOL. Lots more here.
I don't think she wanted her clit pierced, but she asks her boyfriend if he was sure about it and he assured her he was. LOL. She goes between pain, pleasure and ends up in tiny convulsions. Fun times! MORE HERE.
Bob is the type of dude that wears gas station sunglasses indoors and shouts "WOOOO" when excited. Bob has also finally gathered the $315 necessary to fulfill a life long fantasy of his, AKA "The Most Fail Interracial Porn In History".
This 'top quality' penthouse hotel porn gets awful real fast. Some say his dick is too big, others say her holes are too small. If you were to ask me I would say LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLFAP [ FULL SCENE ]
Meet "WhitneyWisconsin". She is an attention whore in addition to an actual whore, and thinks that this borderline felonious shit is funny. Check her out before she becomes incarcerated... or self-aware.
A former lesbian is getting fucked in beast mode by professional pornstar cock, and her brain can't even handle it. She cums so hard she sheds happy tears and it's frickin' beautiful. Epic Full Scene: HERE.