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Making New Friends FAIL

Making New Friends FAIL

Exhibitionist couple get increasingly annoyed after being spotted by a deviant with the social skills of a closet Anime collector. It's akin to casting Clint Eastwood on an Iron Chef episode about anti-Semitic meatloaf recipes. Some things you just can't pull off, no matter how big your dick is.

329,703 07.15.16 Twist Fail
ORGASM OVERLOAD

ORGASM OVERLOAD

This is called 'if i act like i'm having an aneurysm, i'll make more money' syndrome. It happens when girls see a drop in token gratuity so they set their vibrators to 11 and let the brain damage begin. But today, a breaking point was reached LOL.

391,050 07.06.16 Anonymous Camwhores
Pizza Guy Goes For the Clit

Pizza Guy Goes For the Clit

It's all shits and tips until you get a 40-year-old Little Ceaser's employee a colossal erection. He was offered a peek, he went for the soggy box instead. Some label him a sexual predator - I prefer the moniker "pick up artist".

396,754 06.28.16 Anonymous Pizza
Girlfriend today, Wife tomorrow

Girlfriend today, Wife tomorrow

Esophogous mericlessly smashed at the hands of someone channeling their inner Nacho Vidal. Likely won't be able to eat solids for a week. No, this isn't my review of Holly Holm/Misha Tate. It's webster's officially definition of a 'mother fuckin KEEPER'.

136,085 06.25.16 DP
Dude Upstages Limp Dick Friend

Dude Upstages Limp Dick Friend

1 man does in 90 seconds what his wingman couldn't dream of with a cock ring and 2 handfuls of cocaine. Ferrari fast and lungs-deep. Check out 2:58. His look says "hurry up shit weasel, Game of Thrones is on in 5 min".

34,596 06.23.16 DP LULZ
A Happy Breakdown

A Happy Breakdown

A former lesbian is getting fucked in beast mode by professional pornstar cock, and her brain can't even handle it. She cums so hard she sheds happy tears and it's frickin' beautiful. Epic Full Scene: HERE.

3,339,919 03.18.15 TG Orgasms
Man Tries To Prove GF Isn't Transsexual

Man Tries To Prove GF Isn't Transsexual

Mike Tyson and Beetlejuice's retarded love child attempts to prove to the world via social media that his GF is in fact a girl. I'm not entirely convinced, seeing that her penis is larger than mine.

1,687,301 03.16.15 Anonymous Mildly Retarded
Pornstars Read Hatemail

Pornstars Read Hatemail

I'm not totally convinced that all these girls have reached stardom. Also, I think Tabitha Stevens now qualifies for senior benefits, and one girl looks homeless, but whatever. SOURCE.

1,221,079 03.15.15 Duran LULZ
WUT IS THIS. I DON'T EVEN...

WUT IS THIS. I DON'T EVEN...

I don't haz words for this... So instead I will quote Ian Watkins of the band "lost prophets" and say this is "mega lulz".

1,894,037 03.08.15 TG LULZ
Shit White People Do

Shit White People Do

The real reason caucasian people have trouble getting a job is because they all started drug testing, and the only white recreational activities left are substance abuse, incest, patriotism, fords and watching millionaire black's play school yard games.

2,197,219 03.03.15 Various Bizarre
I Got A Husband

I Got A Husband

From the bowels of world star hip hop comes a little gem that's straight outta Compton! Staring a wild wildebeest that has been caught fellating a local hoodlum in the middle of the street. Some real ratchet shit yo!

1,987,691 02.28.15 Anonymous Amateur
DID U HAZ FUN!

DID U HAZ FUN!

Lispy the 'racist camera man' teaches us a new word and turns an anal scene into a hilarious cluster fuck. The music is a piece by Mozart and the title translates to "lick my ass"... seemed fitting. MORE.

2,176,052 02.23.15 TG Prolapse
Porn Star Goes Ballistic on Modern Feminists

Porn Star Goes Ballistic on Modern Feminists

Mercedes Carrera is hot and sucks a mean dick, but she's about to drop a big ass fuckin truth bomb on the problem with feminists, gamergate and all that shit. [no lulz, only factz] Cam show HERE and help the cause HERE.

1,548,157 02.15.15 Cyber-Jihad Camwhores
The Caught Compilation

The Caught Compilation

This piece highlights some cases of shoulda locked the fucking door but I'm thinking with my genitals and other hilarious cases of people getting busted. More cam whores HERE. Intermission song HERE.

5,482,753 02.14.15 Various Busted!
Jew Boy VS Swedish Pornstar

Jew Boy VS Swedish Pornstar

Oi vey, a lost little jewish boy with a shaved ass hops on the bang bus to get seduced and humiliated by an Aryan porn goddess. She plays with him like he is just her own personal driedel of lulzy love. Full Scene + More.

2,609,883 02.10.15 BBros Virgins
Horribly Catchy Musical Pornography

Horribly Catchy Musical Pornography

In Russia, a fake farm equipped with disco lights and some thot lip syncing catchy dance music while fucking for 20 minutes is quality porn. I'm not totally convinced, but the song does have a 'pavlov's dog' effect on my boner now. Moar HERE.

1,650,421 02.05.15 Duran LULZ
'Original P'

'Original P'

Back in the mid 1900's, she was Italy's "Original Pornstar". Today she's senile, decrepit and probably doesn't even know whats going on but someone let her out the nursing home for one last porno shoot. lol wtf. FULL SCENE.

2,406,565 01.30.15 Jo Bizarre
Hilarious Oral Sex Fail

Hilarious Oral Sex Fail

College level alcoholism and risk seeking behavior has led them to a ratchet motel, wasted off vodka red bulls and making a quick $100 each. Shouldn't be any surprise that these girls never did porn again. FULL SCENE.

2,482,325 01.23.15 TG Porn Bloopers
FUCK1NG DESTROY3D

FUCK1NG DESTROY3D

This is like the pornographic equivalent of kicking a cute little lost puppy. Only the puppy is totally fuckable and I get a weird boner watching its face, self esteem and even its tonsils get totally fucking rekt. FULL SCENE + MOAR.

3,044,190 01.19.15 Duran LULZ
Gimmie Yo Numba

Gimmie Yo Numba

Enter the strange world of MFC. Where internet prostitutes webcam models do weird shit for cyber money, like sexually teasing the local pizza delivery guy... Fun times! More "CAM MODELS" and SONG.

1,974,509 01.12.15 Anonymous Camwhores
How I Made Mom and Sis My Sex Slaves

How I Made Mom and Sis My Sex Slaves

Introducing one of the most ridiculous porn scenes I have ever seen. A man gains the power to make anyone into a magical submissive sex slave and he uses it on his mother and sister...WTF. More retarded incest shit HERE, Extended Cut HERE.

2,478,676 01.08.15 Duran LULZ
18 Year Old Manlet VS Pornstar

18 Year Old Manlet VS Pornstar

An awkward 120 LB man-child thinks he has what it takes to make his porn debut with a pornstar that can't math. But even with the deer in headlights look in his eyes, he somehow pulls off the incredible. FULL SCENE HERE.

7,763,905 01.02.15 BBros Virgins
The Return of the Giggliest Girl in Porn

The Return of the Giggliest Girl in Porn

She started with some nude modeling, went straight into 10+ guy glory hole sessions and then promptly disa-fuckin-peared. What ever happened to our beloved Claire? Original video HERE and more Claire HERE and HERE.

1,921,286 12.27.14 Sasha LULZ
Jingle Ballz

Jingle Ballz

Merry XXXmas from your friends at eFukt!

986,446 12.24.14 JP Bizarre
The Legend of Saint Petersburg

The Legend of Saint Petersburg

Congratz! Local Russian folklore states that if you are visited by the naked battle gypsy of St. Pete you will be forever blessed by good fortune. Don't look directly at her vagina though, or they say she'll curse you with impotence.

813,839 12.18.14 Duran Exhibition