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And Not 1 Fuck Was Given

And Not 1 Fuck Was Given

I've never seen a woman so content with a) being butt-naked in Walmart and b) getting caught in said petri dish with her fruit of the looms on the floor. Her concern has the runtime of a Skittles commercial, and all she can do is giggle like Charlie Sheen in a Botswana whorehouse.

152,360 07.24.16 DP Public
Making New Friends FAIL

Making New Friends FAIL

Exhibitionist couple get increasingly annoyed after being spotted by a deviant with the social skills of a closet Anime collector. It's akin to casting Clint Eastwood on an Iron Chef episode about anti-Semitic meatloaf recipes. Some things you just can't pull off, no matter how big your dick is.

338,720 07.15.16 Twist Fail
ORGASM OVERLOAD

ORGASM OVERLOAD

This is called 'if i act like i'm having an aneurysm, i'll make more money' syndrome. It happens when girls see a drop in token gratuity so they set their vibrators to 11 and let the brain damage begin. But today, a breaking point was reached LOL.

392,284 07.06.16 Anonymous Camwhores
Pizza Guy Goes For the Clit

Pizza Guy Goes For the Clit

It's all shits and tips until you get a 40-year-old Little Ceaser's employee a colossal erection. He was offered a peek, he went for the soggy box instead. Some label him a sexual predator - I prefer the moniker "pick up artist".

397,801 06.28.16 Anonymous Pizza
Girlfriend today, Wife tomorrow

Girlfriend today, Wife tomorrow

Esophogous mericlessly smashed at the hands of someone channeling their inner Nacho Vidal. Likely won't be able to eat solids for a week. No, this isn't my review of Holly Holm/Misha Tate. It's webster's officially definition of a 'mother fuckin KEEPER'.

137,136 06.25.16 DP
Hungarian Thot Gets Taught

Hungarian Thot Gets Taught

Some see this director as romantic and passionate, others see his films as pure degrading and exploitative smut. IDK personally, but watching him shoot a screaming jizz wad into her esophagus is pretty neat. More: HERE.

1,834,704 03.27.16 TG LULZ
Testicular Anal Insertion

Testicular Anal Insertion

Is it possible to put a man's balls inside of a butt? Why would a human being do such a thing? Is this some strange evolutionary step in coitus? Today we ask the hard hitting questions...for science. [Full Scene: HERE]

1,841,607 03.19.16 TG LULZ
Well, that escalated quickly...

Well, that escalated quickly...

If you're the type of guy that gets enjoyment out of industrial-strength sex toys reconfiguring a few brain cells, this is the video for you. Not really your style? Feel free to take a look at this instead.

1,772,144 03.17.16 DaPorn Plugs
Polish Bruja

Polish Bruja

I know what you're thinking... 'Wow, Ozzy Osbourne's daughter is looking better than ever.' No, this McPoyles lookalike from Always Sunny with the Spanish word for witch tatted on her stomach is a model... or some shit.

1,277,783 03.13.16 /r/WTF/ Gallery
Accidental Cum Shot

Accidental Cum Shot

Noob's first and final attempt at porn stardom lands him in a gang bang shoot. He doesn't care, he thinks he's ready for anything... but nothing can prepare you to be a premature ejaculator's innocent bystander. PEW PEW [MOAR]

1,806,918 03.04.16 naggers LULZ
Denny's Waiter Tipped With Blowjob

Denny's Waiter Tipped With Blowjob

He says it's the best tip he's ever received but considering he's going to get fired for a 3 second blowjob... I'm not convinced. Also, never trust a girl who values her blowjobs less than what she tips.

2,261,018 02.29.16 Anonymous Voyeur
101 Asian Stripper Tricks

101 Asian Stripper Tricks

Welcome to the far east, a place where vaginas are never shaved but always multi purpose. A place where a nice business man can get a sake and light a cigar off a strippers vagina. Fun times.

1,172,578 02.29.16 Various Asians
BiG Bertha's Pocket Rocket

BiG Bertha's Pocket Rocket

The name "Big Bertha" comes from a giant Pre-Nazi German war cannon that would lob 1,800 lb explosive shells into shit like France and Belgium. It also happens to look like this bitches dick. [SCENE / SONG]

1,084,080 02.23.16 TG Bizarre
Cute Teen With Hidden Talent

Cute Teen With Hidden Talent

Don't even lie to yourself. This bitch is so hot you wouldn't mind her magical Stretch Armstrong vagina at all. More of her tricky vagina doing other neat vaginal stunts: HERE.

2,163,411 02.17.16 TG LULZ
Gia Paloma's Infamous Milk Enema Fail

Gia Paloma's Infamous Milk Enema Fail

Aside from giving vegans cancer, everyone knows that milk does a body good. IDK if this counts but when this video was released the best part was edited out. Luckily a low quality leak found its way to me. [Full Scene: HERE]

1,246,409 02.10.16 TG Porn Fail
10 WTF Momentz in Pornography

10 WTF Momentz in Pornography

Twice as many as five porn scenes that leave you with more questions than answers and more confusion than boners. [Full Scenes: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10]

3,267,229 02.05.16 Various LULZ
Pretty Much The Shittiest Incest Porn Ever

Pretty Much The Shittiest Incest Porn Ever

Some people have no business in porn. Namely fat people, horses and that dumb cunt from Teen Mom. Today the blacklist gets a little longer with the introduction of this innocuous fucktard. He has the sexual prowess of a catatonic sloth and acting skills so bad Dolph Lundgren's head would implode. Download the full video here.

1,473,627 02.02.16 Porn5 Plugs
1 Guy 1 Mousetrap

1 Guy 1 Mousetrap

A jackass inspired stunt gone sexual ends very badly for the LoL platinum player responsible for conceiving such an act of genius. Luckily our hero isn't concerned with things like dignity, human contact or a fully functioning penis.

943,756 02.01.16 Anonymous Extreme
2 DRUNK 2 FUK

2 DRUNK 2 FUK

Mishka here just signed the liability waiver to star in her very own movie! So grab a bottle of vodka and put down a preemptive puke bucket beside couch because it's time for some classic Russian pornography! YAY! [FULL SCENE] [SONG]

2,385,071 01.26.16 Anonymous Drunk
Flashing Kids At The Mall Prank

Flashing Kids At The Mall Prank

BOOB FLASHING PRANK AND BOOBS, PRANKS GONE WRONG, SEXUAL BOOB PRANKSTER BOOB SEX FAIL. PRANKS 2016. PRANKS GONE SEXUALLLLLLL. MORE FLASHING PRANKS: HERE.

2,095,548 01.21.16 TG Public
Awkward Moments in Pornography 2K16

Awkward Moments in Pornography 2K16

Like when you can't think of a description... cuz you realize everything you post is awkward... fuck... [Full Scenes: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8]

2,263,604 01.17.16 Various LULZ
I Must've Been Drugged!

I Must've Been Drugged!

A.K.A. "XTRAXION: Miguel's Story" A tragic tale of obsession, desperation and loss. Some people just don't know when to stop. Miguel is one of those people. SONG.

1,642,930 01.09.16 Miguel Insertions
GIANT SOUL EATING VAGINA

GIANT SOUL EATING VAGINA

This is actually a pretty accurate title, so brace your dicks 'cause you are about to meet a one hundred and ten pound girl with a fuck hole like a wind tunnel. Full Scene: HERE.

2,483,998 01.04.16 wbures Bizarre
Trading Girlfriends for Tokens

Trading Girlfriends for Tokens

They're broke, desperate and need money for rent or else college might end early. So why not pimp out your girlfriend for tokens!? It's easy after you get the taste of your friends dick out her mouth. MORE CAMWHORES.

2,141,119 12.31.15 Anonymous Camwhores
TED 3: A Japanese Porn Parody

TED 3: A Japanese Porn Parody

The long awaited return of America's favorite talking bear. Join Ted in Japan on one of his wackiest adventures yet as he's found himself in the care of a teenage school girl and Ted's going for the Nanking special! FULL LENGTH.

1,156,230 12.23.15 Ted Asians