Tiny Teen VS Mandingo Cock

Hot cell phone video of Tyrell trying to break a king size snickers off in Nicole's little ass. She doesn't have a very good time but the best part is the end when she's had enough. LOL.

  76,687  |    Anonymous  |    LULZ

Bath Salts = INSANE SEX

This is essentially a hybrid of THIS video + THIS video, or in more comprehensive terms: 3 parts female empowerment, 141 parts bat-shit fucking retarded. ENJOY. Full video HERE.

  4,309,791  |    6.13.12  |    Dissonance  |    LULZ

The Return Of 'Gentle Breakdown' Girl

Remember the frigid chick that randomly started sobbing in the middle of a Rocco shoot? It was actually pretty touching, to both my heart & my penis. But apparently that encounter was only chapter 1 in a saga of piss-poor decisions. Song HERE + breakdown HERE + profile HERE.

  3,634,117  |    6.4.12  |    Anonymous  |    LULZ

EPIC ASS IS EPIC

Undoubtedly the most erotic thing I've seen since the time my 19 y/o housekeeper cried 'no es bueno' after happening upon my unflushed shitter. Day before was Olive Garden night, fuckin Tour Of Italy. To quote Lil Wayne - I made it rain. DOWNLOAD THE FULL VIDEO HERE.

  4,331,261  |    5.24.12  |    Anonymous  |    Prolapse

A Different Type Of Breakdown

Farted on, finger raped, told he looks like fuckin Robin Williams - this dude endures pain you can't even imagine. Fortunately he's a Sum 41 mosh pit survivor and holds a blackbelt in making Terminator-esque sound effects whilst flailing his arms like a fucking idiot, so it's all good. Full video HERE.

  3,448,186  |    5.21.12  |    Anonymous  |    LULZ

She Fucks Moolionairs

Fangirl shits pinecones after overhearing pornstar Brian Pumper refer to her as a 'bitch'. Blows are exchanged & shit gets ugly, but the real battle is all verbal, with ego-busting insults like "u think i wud tweet about u? I FUCK MOOLIONAIRES NIGGUH". Fucking brutal. Source be here.

  2,270,947  |    5.16.12  |    TG  |    LULZ

Creme Fraiche'd

Epic poker face @ .57 mark. I call this one the 'i totally just nutted in my own mouth but i dont even give a fuck cause i have a 6.7 inch penis and listen to Rage Against The Machine on vinyl' look. Dude's got that shit mastered. Download the full video HERE. Douchebag song HERE.

  3,419,269  |    5.12.12  |    TG  |    Porn Bloopers

You Want To Quit... FOR REALZ

B-hole brutally wrecked at the hands of some Italians, likely won't be able to walk straight for a week. No, this isn't my review for the new Parmesan Crusted Steak @ Olive Garden. This is the infamous Rocco vs. Roxy Jezel scene, and you should watch the uncut version HERE.

  3,791,976  |    5.7.12  |    Anonymous  |    Painal

13 Most Ridiculous Orgasms Ever

First time squirters, prolapse-induced climaxes and bittersweet hategasms... today's vid has more variety than a fuckin Sizzler salad bar. Best comes last, so I recommend you see this one all the way through. SOURCES: #1, #2, #3, #4, #6, #7, #8, #9, #10, #11, #12.

  7,250,505  |    5.2.12  |    Gunz  |    Orgasms

Bro Shits Himself After Knocking Girl Out

Too lazy to write something funneh, but trust me faggot, this video is top shelf. DOWNLOAD FULL VIDEO HERE.

  4,192,681  |    4.26.12  |    Mia Skywalker  |    Porn Bloopers

14 Incher Causes Gianna To Quit

I've never seen Gianna cave before, no matter how big the cock. It's as if her vaginal canal is made of Teflon, with more square footage than James Van Deer Beek's forehead. But after watching this, I'm not so sure. Sources for intro 1, 2, 4, 5. Full tap-out scene HERE.

  7,076,958  |    4.10.12  |    TG  |    LULZ

The Art Of Hating Cum

Here it is. The Citizen Kane of ewww your semen tastes like Gene Wilder's deceased asshole. Actually, I'm not entirely sure whether or not Gene is deceased, but I trust that the implied mental image is effective all the same. SOURCES: #1, #2, #3, #5, #6, #7, #8, #9, #10, #11, #12

  3,991,026  |    4.8.12  |    Anonymous  |    LULZ

Erectile Dysfunction... LIKE A BOSS

There's really nothing more emasculating than getting taunted over your sexual inadequacies, save for maybe your mom walking in on you as you spank it to Robin Williams in Jumanji. The point is... Jumanji is a great movie and unfairly disregarded.

  2,439,418  |    4.2.12  |    TG  |    LULZ