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Girlfriend of the Year

Girlfriend of the Year

Say hello to your new obsession. Not only does she incorporate all parts of the male genitalia into her blowjobs, "not-scared-of-sudden-seminal-gagging" is on her resume too. How could I NOT link to this video?

194,081 12.05.16 Pornhub Amateur
The Multi-Talented Camwhore

The Multi-Talented Camwhore

SOMEBODY has been studying her Master the Game by Tony Robbins.

167,630 11.30.16 Spankwire Camwhores
Cute Face, HORRIBLE Ass

Cute Face, HORRIBLE Ass

She honestly seems like a nice girl. The type that'd cook you artisanal spaghettios on your 1st date, or volunteer a blowjob when your Instagram photos get 0 likes. I want that. I really do. But 1.13 mark.. dear god.

336,626 11.20.16 Pornhub Anal
Casting Couch Disaster

Casting Couch Disaster

Tits like a 2x4, anal has a 30 sec time limit and facials send her running. If there's an instructional video out there on what not to do during your first porn scene, I'd recon this derp just paved the way for a sequel. Full Scene.

294,859 11.13.16 YouPorn LULZ
Anorexic Girl Split In Half

Anorexic Girl Split In Half

Kennedy Kressler - one of the only "pornstars" whose name I've ever actually bothered to remember. Why? because she's 18, anorexic and has the face of Sabrina the Teenage Witch, minus the googly eye. Marry me.

287,251 11.07.16 PornHub Teen
Not Even A Minute Man

Not Even A Minute Man

7 inch cock? Check. Syphilis free? Probably. Can make a girl cum? Not a fucking chance. Have yourself a hearty LOL as Jose's porn dreams go down the shitter faster than Steven Segal's music career. Download the full video HERE.

3,714,203 11.30.11 uploaded-to Premature
Asian Stoner Has Epic Ass

Asian Stoner Has Epic Ass

She's half Korean, half Mexican. That means she's pro at math and will have around 17 kids by this time next year. Not really. This girl actually just likes to smoke weed and take pictures of her massive ass - both of which are combined today in ways you cant even fathom. OOOOH YEAH.

3,399,434 11.23.11 TG LULZ
Pussy In A Box

Pussy In A Box

This is actually pretty genius. Too bad it was shot in Japan, where the only thing capable of raising eyebrows is Jackie Chan doing a triple somersault directly into Lindsey Lohan's vagina. But it's okay. The lack of reactions is counteracted by a homoerotic remix of some Dr. Dre.

2,515,898 11.21.11 admin Asians
Goober Finally Loses Bukkake Virginity

Goober Finally Loses Bukkake Virginity

Over 40 bukkake shoots and the closest this dude's come to delivering a facial was the time he soiled himself in a dark corner. But today's a game changer. Via the aid of a compassionate fluffer, this orange-haired bastard finally gets a legitimate taste of manhood. Full video HERE.

3,082,020 11.19.11 admin Mildly Retarded
10 Men - My Agent Said Only 2!

10 Men - My Agent Said Only 2!

Sativa Rose nearly shits bricks Quepapas after realizing she's been duped into doing a quasi-bukkake. Havent seen a Mexican get this fiesty since the time i got caught sniffing second-hand chones at the local swapmeet, wearing nothing but jesus sandals. Full video HERE.

1,686,255 11.16.11 admin LULZ
From HOT To CREEPY In 5 Seconds

From HOT To CREEPY In 5 Seconds

I once heard a male performer mutter "my grandma gives better head than you, suck me better or i'll pour drano down your cunt". That used to rank pretty high on my personal list of random-as-fuck-porno-dialogue. Then I saw this. Download the full video HERE.

4,341,527 11.14.11 Visceral Venom LULZ
Brazillian Fucks 600 Men For Nothing!

Brazillian Fucks 600 Men For Nothing!

She took in 596 cocks, ended up with a vagina blacker than Bill Cosby's stinkhole and lost a $50,000 grand prize to some Ukranian POLISH skag. But on a more positive note, she actually looks surprisingly hot when she cries her eyes out. Download the full video HERE.

5,011,845 11.11.11 TG LULZ
This Is Bad... Very Very Bad

This Is Bad... Very Very Bad

I like how she gets a little self conscious towards the end and uses her arm to cover up, effectively sheilding dozens of innocent bystanders from her own monstrosity. Courteous, insecure and 6% Elephant Man. God bless you. Download the full video HERE.

2,806,758 11.09.11 TG Bizarre
The 10 Worst Orgasms Ever Filmed

The 10 Worst Orgasms Ever Filmed

Compilation of the most obnoxious, flaccidity inducing-orgasms you'll ever witness. Longer versions for some of the clips are available as follows: #1 HERE, #4 HERE, and #6 HERE.

5,500,436 11.06.11 Sinz Orgasms
LOL: Dude Kills Fly During Rough Anal

LOL: Dude Kills Fly During Rough Anal

I recognize the lisp. It's the same jolly fucker from 'HARDER! Or I Cant Cum' with the unhealthy obsession for rimjobs. Glad to see he's still living life to the fullest - I.E. using your penis to bait, trap and murder insects up some hot chick's asshole. Download the full video HERE.

2,731,376 11.02.11 Noah Porn Bloopers
Filmmaker Accuses Max Hardcore Of...

Filmmaker Accuses Max Hardcore Of...

This is from the 2001 British documentary Hardcore, or as I prefer to call it - 'Why The Fuck Didnt I just Go To College? #748'. Apparently the director felt Max Hardcore didn't come off as a big enough misogynistic asshole on his own, so he threw in some 90's synth coupled with rape allegations. Read Max's version of events HERE.

2,499,813 10.30.11 admin Documentary
Biggest Bitch In Porn

Biggest Bitch In Porn

Hemorrhoids and Scabies aside, Tanner Mayes is a pretty hot piece of ass. Too bad she's got an ego the size of Ned Flander's cock (massive). This video is a demonstration of what happens when The Cuntinator doesnt get her way. Crazy bitch is crazy. Full video HERE.

4,011,080 10.25.11 admin Porn Bloopers
Dumbest Girl In Porn

Dumbest Girl In Porn

Ok, maybe not the dumbest. That title has long been secured by the Korean twat from Facial Abuse that had serious difficulty understanding that incestial desires arent kosher. But there'll always be 2nd place for the special little whore that went on cable TV to brag about spreading Chlamydia, smoking crack & sodomizing costars with uncooked meats.

3,707,742 10.21.11 tg LULZ
The 24 Year Old Virgin

The 24 Year Old Virgin

He's socially inept and has B cup titties. How can life possibly get any worse? If you guessed 'make a porno, creep the living fuck out of the girl, blow your load in 4 seconds and end up all over the internet", you just won my inflatable Captain Planet sex doll. Download the full video HERE.

3,750,664 10.13.11 admin Virgins
Premature Ejaculation... LIKE A BOSS

Premature Ejaculation... LIKE A BOSS

I've never seen a man so content with having only lasted 24 seconds in the sack. His sexual prowess has the runtime of a Tampax commercial... and all he cares about is using his woman's rump roast as a bongo drum set. Bares some similarities to THIS efukt classic.

2,912,443 10.12.11 tg Premature
Sybian Morphs Crazy Slut Into Crazier Slut

Sybian Morphs Crazy Slut Into Crazier Slut

I'm pretty sure I've just uncovered a new dialect. I shall dub it 'crackwhorian'. Much like Spanglish - it cannot be taught, only evoked. Japanese electronics and bull whip required. Full video HERE.

4,102,526 10.09.11 terrence Orgasms
Pornstar Drops 'N' Bomb

Pornstar Drops 'N' Bomb

I believe her first mistake was LOL'ing while getting passionately bulldozed by a 17 inch yogurt slinger. That kinda laughter tends to translate to one thing only - "your ion cannon does not phase me, please bash my ovaries harder". Invitation clearly accepted. Full video HERE.

4,081,210 10.07.11 admin LULZ
Double Fist = Instant Orgasm

Double Fist = Instant Orgasm

A coworker at Del Taco once told me that she uses a thick butternut squash to pleasure herself. She said the feeling of her fiesta bowl being stretched to max ocupado made her cum instantaneously. Is that what's going on here? Sure looks like it. Download the full video HERE!

3,560,521 10.04.11 admin Orgasms
Happy Ending WIN

Happy Ending WIN

One man's quest for counterfeit Dockers ends with a lustrous rub n' tug, courtesy of Miss Swan, in what's quite possibly the only legitimate 'happy ending' video in existence. It's hard to turn a blind eye to the shrek factor of all ladies involved, but hey... at least it's real.

3,230,206 09.30.11 admin Exhibition
Gangbanged, Then Tears Of Joy

Gangbanged, Then Tears Of Joy

This is a scene from GANGBANGED 2. Blacks and whites combine penile forces for the greater good of ensuring Dana DeArmond's asshole will be forever loose. The interview that follows is quite interesting / fucking ridiculous. Download the full thing HERE.

2,761,591 09.28.11 Visceral Venom LULZ