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And Not 1 Fuck Was Given

And Not 1 Fuck Was Given

I've never seen a woman so content with a) being butt-naked in Walmart and b) getting caught in said petri dish with her fruit of the looms on the floor. Her concern has the runtime of a Skittles commercial, and all she can do is giggle like Charlie Sheen in a Botswana whorehouse.

139,633 07.24.16 DP Public
Making New Friends FAIL

Making New Friends FAIL

Exhibitionist couple get increasingly annoyed after being spotted by a deviant with the social skills of a closet Anime collector. It's akin to casting Clint Eastwood on an Iron Chef episode about anti-Semitic meatloaf recipes. Some things you just can't pull off, no matter how big your dick is.

338,585 07.15.16 Twist Fail
ORGASM OVERLOAD

ORGASM OVERLOAD

This is called 'if i act like i'm having an aneurysm, i'll make more money' syndrome. It happens when girls see a drop in token gratuity so they set their vibrators to 11 and let the brain damage begin. But today, a breaking point was reached LOL.

392,161 07.06.16 Anonymous Camwhores
Pizza Guy Goes For the Clit

Pizza Guy Goes For the Clit

It's all shits and tips until you get a 40-year-old Little Ceaser's employee a colossal erection. He was offered a peek, he went for the soggy box instead. Some label him a sexual predator - I prefer the moniker "pick up artist".

397,703 06.28.16 Anonymous Pizza
Girlfriend today, Wife tomorrow

Girlfriend today, Wife tomorrow

Esophogous mericlessly smashed at the hands of someone channeling their inner Nacho Vidal. Likely won't be able to eat solids for a week. No, this isn't my review of Holly Holm/Misha Tate. It's webster's officially definition of a 'mother fuckin KEEPER'.

137,040 06.25.16 DP
Make Me A Vegatable

Make Me A Vegatable

Ridiculous porno quote of the week: "make me into a worthless vegetable". Yeah well, her male counterpart certainly tried. But the end result was less Terri Schiavo and more Michael J. Fox. Yeah, I'm going to hell. Download the full scene HERE. Equally amazing video HERE

3,330,653 08.30.11 admin Orgasms
Good Idea, Bad Idea

Good Idea, Bad Idea

This one's a crowd pleaser. Not only get to see a massive-titted pornstar unwittingly suck a shit covered wang ... but you also to get hear three seconds of my real voice. Boner inducement on all fronts. Download scat woman's full video HERE.

2,528,527 08.29.11 Corey Porn Bloopers
Ukrainian Girl Got Talent 2

Ukrainian Girl Got Talent 2

Hot Kinky Jo is back once more, this time cramming half a dozen different objects up her hershey highway, only to rearrange them internally and shit em back out in a different order. She's the Houdini of all things rectal. Check out one of her live webcam shows HERE.

2,207,687 08.27.11 admin Insertions
Man Of The Year

Man Of The Year

I fapped.

3,549,754 08.22.11 Suey LULZ
Rimjob FAIL

Rimjob FAIL

Rimjobs - the quintessential stepping stone to full-blown A2M. Most whores have little trouble making it over to the other side of the rainbow - but odds are they weren't paired up with some asshole that forgot how to wipe, as is this guy. Uncut version HERE.

2,851,124 08.17.11 admin Porn Bloopers
Sex On The Beach FAIL

Sex On The Beach FAIL

He's got a stage 5 boner on a packed beach and straight up does not give a fuck. They flirt, they kiss, they jerk eachother off like they got 15 seconds left to live. Shits going reeeeal good... that is until... well, you'll see.

3,713,586 08.15.11 Turk LULZ
She Claims She Fucked Her...

She Claims She Fucked Her...

Cousin? Brother? Stepfather? How about all of the above. Not the slightest ounce of shame either. And when it comes to light that her brother/boyfriend did time in the pokey for murdering a person... all she can do is LOL. Definite keeper. Now watch her get DP'ed silly HERE.

2,914,569 08.12.11 Visceral Venom LULZ
Threesome Gone Bad

Threesome Gone Bad

James Deen slings his gentleman juice down one mouth too many in this tragic outtake from Tonsil Hockey. Moral of the story is simple. Never leave your piehole agape when you're on the business end of a 12 inch cock. haha. Download the full video HERE.

3,227,909 08.10.11 admin Porn Bloopers
Goober Crashes Bukkake Party

Goober Crashes Bukkake Party

Bukkake is pretty straight forward. Aim for the face and let the protein shake rip. Easy peasy, unless of course you're a 300 pound ginger named Corn. 40 attempts and the best this gluten can do is make a wet spot in the corner. Fucking hilarious. More epic bukkake bloopers HERE.

2,849,453 08.07.11 admin Mildly Retarded
Dude Upstages Everyone @ Gangbang

Dude Upstages Everyone @ Gangbang

One man does in 30 seconds what 7 men couldnt do in 2 hours. His secret weapon? Jackrabbit-esque fucking. Lightening fast and kidney deep. Check the 1 minute mark. Her trembling lips and deer-in-headlights facial expression say it all. Ya did good kid.. Full video HERE.

6,139,671 08.03.11 admin Orgasms
HARDER! Or I Cant Cum!

HARDER! Or I Cant Cum!

Classic scene from Heavy Handfuls 2 featuring Loni, a cock starved Filipino that's literally incapable of climaxing without full on [email protected] simulation. She tries explaining but is ultimately cutoff by her costar who rather chat about his love for rimjobs. Cute. Full vid available HERE.

4,160,733 07.31.11 admin Orgasms
Anal Orgasms DO Exist

Anal Orgasms DO Exist

No stimulation of the clit. No vibrator in the pussy hole. This is a woman that can legitimately cum her brains out from nothing more than a good ol' ass pounding. God bless. DOWNLOAD THE FULL VIDEO HERE.

4,256,609 07.26.11 admin Orgasms
How To Fuck Like White Trash

How To Fuck Like White Trash

Early model Dodge Caravan and intermediate family member not required. Just find yourself an open stretch of highway, enable cruise control, have the female shimmy on over and let the greasing of your piston begin.

1,895,126 07.23.11 admin Busted!
Hooker Accidentally Craps Herself

Hooker Accidentally Craps Herself

CHAIN REACTION: she gives a shitty blowjob > he retaliates by ejaculating in her mouth, (big no-no) > unexpected putrid jizz causes her to gag uncontrollably > heavy coughing puts pressure on already loose anus > splat, a Hershey Kiss is born. Similar videos HERE and HERE.

2,466,429 07.21.11 admin Hookers
Black Assholes Cause An Early Retirement

Black Assholes Cause An Early Retirement

I dont know whats worse. Her having to swallow the seed of 80+ borderline homeless scumbags, or the fact that it's physicially impossible for Jamal n' Co to go more than 5 seconds without saying something ending in "stupid bitch". MORE BUKKAKE BLOOPERS HERE.

3,060,071 07.20.11 admin Porn Bloopers
Crazy Squealing Orgasm

Crazy Squealing Orgasm

This girl is a total nymph. Bang her extra deep and you'll be rewarded with a sound you'd normally only hear in a fucked up Peta video. Hot shit. Now about this vid - it's from a site called Watch Us Fuck, created by a duo that's been documenting their own sex life since age 18. Go HERE.

6,286,595 07.17.11 admin Orgasms
The Dangers Of CBT

The Dangers Of CBT

CBT - it's generally the next step up for closet homosexuals that require more stimulation than what being fucked in the ass with a palm tree has to offer. I dont normally allow this type of material, but it's hard to say no to a video that features darwinism so prominently. Live & learn goober.

4,752,337 07.14.11 admin Porn Bloopers
Ukrainian Girl Got Talent

Ukrainian Girl Got Talent

This is Hot Kinky Jo - aspiring internet model equipped with a bazooka for an asshole. Catch one of her nightly cam shows and you'll see what I mean. She's capable of gaping open her turd cutter so wide you can spot what she ate for breakfast. It's enthralling. Check her profile HERE.

3,793,039 07.11.11 Sewer Insertions
Roidgasm

Roidgasm

Poor blonde gets ravaged by an ex-convict turned WWF fanboy with a diet consisting soley of Viagra and Dianabol. But apparently her vagina is built Ford Tough, because despite his unforgiving fury... this chick actually walks away with a smile on her face. Amazing. Full video HERE.

2,254,610 07.08.11 admin Orgasms
Pornstar Loses Her Shit

Pornstar Loses Her Shit

Ariana Jollee gets a tad bit emo on the set of Neo Pornographia 2 after recieving a bitchslap 'one million times harder' that what she was expecting. This quote sums it up pretty well: "this is sex, this isnt fucking beating people". I think she's on to something here. Full video HERE.

1,730,338 07.05.11 admin Porn Bloopers