This classy bitch was like, 'It's such a beautiful day out, I should go fist my butt at the beach.' #YOLO

  124,966  |    Anonymous  |    Fisting

Webmaster Talks Fan Into Fisting Herself

Meet 20 year old Destiny. She has a knack for stuffing household products up her sweet sweet shithole, and thanks to the head honcho over @ isanyoneup.com, 2 new items just made the list - Odor Eaters Foot Spray and her brother's antiperspirant. HAHA. Profile HERE.

  2,801,305  |    1.18.12  |    Anonymous  |    Insertions

Clam Chowder

Check her twat at the 1.55 mark. After no more than 15 seconds of diddling her clit, shit becomes the Niagra Falls of vaginal discharge. Camera dude says it's cum. I have 5 bucks and case of diet Mr. Pibb that says it's forgotten creampie from yesteryear. Full video HERE + HERE

  3,729,154  |    1.14.12  |    Kent  |    LULZ

The 24 Year Old FEMALE Virgin II

What's life's greatest mystery? god? aliens? why Lionsgate allows Tyler Perry to continue directing films? How about how the fuck this 46 year old poster boy for NAMBLA managed to pull a Russian model half his age, only to vow abstinence for half a fucking decade? Full video HERE and more HERE.

  2,648,387  |    1.6.12  |    Anonymous  |    Virgins


Two petite Asians get the fried rice fucked out of em. All original videos + more available HERE.

  5,170,145  |    1.4.12  |    Anonymous  |    Orgasms


I've always enjoyed the finer things in life, namely the Wendy's Cheddar Lover's Bacon cheeseburger, Cuba Gooding Jr. films and watching twats get used up like a Stretch Armstrong doll. Just watch. SOURCES: #1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7, #8, #9, #11, #12, #13.

  3,683,298  |    12.31.11  |    Sewer  |    Insertions

The Trolling Of Wannabe Pornstars II

The Romeo of talking shit is finally back, verbally defecating on the egos of every tramp that crosses his path. [Parts: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ] . Download the full versions of all clips HERE and HERE.

  3,811,405  |    12.21.11  |    Anonymous  |    LULZ

PAINAL: I Wont Give Up!

It's all fun n' games till you got a 14 inch dong knocking on the pearly gates of your anus. The pain hits her like a bag of Saved By The Bell VHS tapes, but this trooper refuses to quit. Some might call it desperation for a quick $450. I prefer the term 'integrity'. Full video HERE.

  4,273,822  |    12.19.11  |    Anonymous  |    Painal

The Worst O-Face You'll Ever See

Shit lady, as much as I loved you in the finale of Army of Darkness, I really think I could've lived without seeing you get fucked cross eyed by Oscar De La Hoya. This shit nearly left my cock inverted. Full video available HERE.

  3,000,072  |    12.8.11  |    Jay  |    Orgasms

YIKES! Wigger Has Crazy Breakdown!

Poor chick. Freshly brainwashed by a 24 hour marathon of Pimp My Ride, she actually thought getting anally gangbanged by Jamal, Jamal, Jamal and Donatello would be fun. Thanks be to hemorrhoids, the reality check comes with the quickness. Download the full video HERE.

  2,508,488  |    12.5.11  |    Anonymous  |    Painal

He Hates Crackwhores

Full video HERE. (deleted, apparently he didn't like the attention).

  1,565,322  |    12.4.11  |    Michal Wlodarczyk  |    Amateur

The 24 Year Old FEMALE Virgin

KEY POINTS: she has not and will not fuck - (gypsy's orders), crotch shots are strictly prohbited and vibrators... well, those are as foreign to her as a condom in a Botswana whorehouse. Filmed by the legendary pioneer of gonzo porn - Ed Powers. Download his full video HERE.

  4,267,909  |    12.2.11  |    Anonymous  |    Virgins

Not Even A Minute Man

7 inch cock? Check. Syphilis free? Probably. Can make a girl cum? Not a fucking chance. Have yourself a hearty LOL as Jose's porn dreams go down the shitter faster than Steven Segal's music career. Download the full video HERE.

  3,364,566  |    11.30.11  |    uploaded-to  |    Premature