Roommate WIN

Ridiculous dUdEbRO of the day: Makes a TINDER companion chow down on his rusty ammo pouch, all whilst inviting his roommate to be player #3 in their backdoor free-for-all. Lucky for him the result was more Action Jackson, and less Michael Jackson. Too soon?

  356,599  |    Stryfe  |    Alphas

Endless Orgasm Causes Brain Damage

Using some sort of futuristic device stolen off the set of Stargate SG-1, this woman's clitoris is vibrated into an orgasmic oblivion. Imagine if the lead characters of both The Exorcist and I Am Sam were delicately molded into one - this woman is what you'd get. More HERE!

  5,245,223  |    11.10.10  |    Anonymous  |    Orgasms

Good Things, Small Packages

This is Moonlight Godess of Gimps Gone Wild - a website dedicated to the sexual liberation of... gimps. Their word, not mine. She rarely talks dirty, so consider yourself privileged. You also get a peek at her bite size cooter. SCORE.

  2,543,642  |    11.8.10  |    Anonymous  |    Bizarre

College Class On Fisting

Crash course on how to effectively turn your lady friend's choco taco into a permanently gaping meat cave, as illustrated by that sassy bitch from Seinfield. Invaluable information really. More educational pr0n vids by the same people available HERE. All for free!

  2,389,741  |    11.4.10  |    Anonymous  |    Fisting

Balls Deep or GTFO

Buck Williams graciously gives the neighborhood tramp a second chance at riding his 12 inch chewbaca dong. Either her twat eats up every centimeter of his beefy balgonie or the bitch gets 86'ed for life and is replaced by a mythical broad named Jenneifer. Yeeeeep.

  3,883,464  |    11.2.10  |    TG  |    LULZ

Bad Aim

German dude gets blasted in the face by a fat wad of his own man sauce and nearly pukes all over himself. I guess this kinda invalidates that saying "everyone loves their own brand" haha.

  2,582,286  |    10.31.10  |    Anonymous  |    Porn Bloopers


This is called small penis overcompensation. It happens when those dudes with 3.5 inchers become frustrated by their partners lack of enthusiasm. So they pump harder, faster and deeper but often to no avail. Eventually the chump reaches a breaking point. Somewhere in between the 4th and 7th yawn. Funny shit.

  3,083,753  |    10.28.10  |    Soul  |    Orgasms

He Cums Battery Acid

This is classic. The last ho-bag in this comp literally goes from gagging on a load of rancid jizz to asking for tips on what to steal at the local Pepboys. Apparently the Purple Power degreaser she jacked last week isnt the hot ticket item she thought it out to be. LOL. Hundreds of more epic crackwhore videos HERE - all by the same guy.

  2,144,566  |    10.25.10  |    Anonymous  |    LULZ

Figging Gone Wrong

Figging is when you insert a piece of ginger root into your anus. It's for those special type of people that like to relive that feeling you get directly after shitting out bad Thai food. Yep, fun stuff but what happens when it gets stuck up your ass? Today you find out. More of that blonde HERE.

  3,348,164  |    10.21.10  |    Kristjan  |    Porn Bloopers

38 Years Without Ejaculation

In retrospect, "I Make It Rain" by Lil Wayne would've been a more appropriate soundtrack... but I think you get the idea. Check out more epic ballsack videos @

  4,446,077  |    10.18.10  |    Jacody  |    Bizarre

Your Body Is Your Temple

At the 40 second mark she says something along the lines of "oh yeah this is fun". Nice. If that's her idea of fun, I'm dying to know how she spends Christmas. HER OFFICIAL WEBCAM SITE HERE. Apparently she does prolapse shows daily for .99 cents/minute. Make those quarters count.

  3,194,045  |    10.12.10  |    Anonymous  |    Prolapse

I Love Meaty

Same scenario as Sneak Attack. Just another black dude relying on his 4865 inch penis to assert himself - much at the expense of some poor chick's uterus. First I masturbate. Then I criticize. woot woot.

  3,181,326  |    10.8.10  |    Anonymous  |    LULZ

Too Much Info

Sasha Yung. Supposedly she's an economics major but after watching this video, I'm betting all three testicles she didn't make it past 3rd grade. This is pretty bad. Full video available HERE.

  2,465,406  |    10.2.10  |    Anonymous  |    LULZ

Jabba The Slut

It's too bad they didnt take this a step further and use their crafty CGI to turn her twat into a slab of roast beef the size of a Mini Cooper. Then I couldve actually beat off.

  1,680,883  |    10.1.10  |    Anonymous  |    Bizarre

Long Lips

Beefy vaginas are a welcomed delight here on eFukt, but this particular post isn't about the meat curtains. It's about dimensions. Thats right. This bitch's twat measures longer than my own cock and while that might not be saying much, I'm confident you'll be impressed. See more HERE.

  3,238,953  |    9.30.10  |    Anonymous  |    Gallery

The Safe Word

This is a clip from Graphic Sexual Horror - a documentary about the infamous BDSM site It has some really interesting discussion on the abuse of women in porn and the consequences of tappin out. Almost kinda makes you feel guilty for beating off to it. Almost.

  2,807,527  |    9.25.10  |    Anonymous  |    Documentary

Umm... Where's The Condom

This dude is smooth. Real smooth. His technique? Purchasing oversized condoms (Magnums baby) and intentionally letting em slip off during intercourse. As soon as she notices he deploys a familiar line: "your pussy's just too tight". Uh huh. See more of this specific video along with other hilarious bloopers HERE!

  4,001,122  |    9.22.10  |    Anonymous  |    LULZ

Feminist Attacks Cocky Stripper

Dude shoves his junk in the wrong chicks face. First she smacks his cock like a cheap pinata, then follows up with an ashtray to the face. Quite a feisty bitch. I think somebody put their tampon up the wrong hole. lol. More striipper porn HERE.

  2,165,858  |    9.20.10  |    Anonymous  |    Strippers

Exhibitionist Fail

You see all these videos of dudes intentionally getting caught beating off by maids. Jolly good fun. Then you have this sad motherfucker... dressed up ilike Little Bo Peep and chowing down on a 15 inch rubber cock. Way to kill the trend. Thanks guy.

  1,852,662  |    9.16.10  |    Anonymous  |    Exhibition

Hammer Head

The novelty of having a 10 inch cock sure does fade quick when the head of your penis looks like a Platypus LOL. Rotate your dick 90 degrees and run it over with your Monte Carlo. You'll be aight. Video from ANAL IN THE AMAZON.

  2,351,011  |    9.12.10  |    Anonymous  |    Bizarre

Even Women Premature Ejaculate

Lily Thai is ready to gush after just one pump but the cameraman doesn't want his set getting drenched with tuna puree, so she's forced to hold it in till a towel can be found. Funny shit but the real star is the token white guy to her right. PRICELESS facial expression. Video source HERE.

  5,687,459  |    9.7.10  |    Anonymous  |    Orgasms