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Girlfriend of the Year

Girlfriend of the Year

Say hello to your new obsession. Not only does she incorporate all parts of the male genitalia into her blowjobs, "not-scared-of-sudden-seminal-gagging" is on her resume too. How could I NOT link to this video?

152,180 12.05.16 Pornhub Amateur
The Multi-Talented Camwhore

The Multi-Talented Camwhore

SOMEBODY has been studying her Master the Game by Tony Robbins.

167,189 11.30.16 Spankwire Camwhores
Cute Face, HORRIBLE Ass

Cute Face, HORRIBLE Ass

She honestly seems like a nice girl. The type that'd cook you artisanal spaghettios on your 1st date, or volunteer a blowjob when your Instagram photos get 0 likes. I want that. I really do. But 1.13 mark.. dear god.

336,341 11.20.16 Pornhub Anal
Casting Couch Disaster

Casting Couch Disaster

Tits like a 2x4, anal has a 30 sec time limit and facials send her running. If there's an instructional video out there on what not to do during your first porn scene, I'd recon this derp just paved the way for a sequel. Full Scene.

294,654 11.13.16 YouPorn LULZ
Anorexic Girl Split In Half

Anorexic Girl Split In Half

Kennedy Kressler - one of the only "pornstars" whose name I've ever actually bothered to remember. Why? because she's 18, anorexic and has the face of Sabrina the Teenage Witch, minus the googly eye. Marry me.

287,036 11.07.16 PornHub Teen
Gilf Has Trouble With Anal

Gilf Has Trouble With Anal

41 year old grandmother that A.) has less teeth than a goldfish B.) is about as good at taking cock as Mother Teresa C.) is subjected to one liners like "ya dont need teeth to take my beef" and D.) projects vomit so rank it could be harvested for biowarfare. And yes, I'd hit it. Full vid HERE.

3,511,423 03.20.11 admin Porn Bloopers
Gangbang Fail

Gangbang Fail

A dozen black dudes slated to mass pummel a 90 pound Mexiho bring production to a halt after a fight breaks out on set. Unfortunately the camera is pointed down for much of the action, so in place of flying fists we see the donkey dicks of numerous men - many of whom continue to fap as they spectate.. which I find fucking hilarious. More HERE.

2,712,889 03.17.11 admin Porn Bloopers
The BUSTED Compilation

The BUSTED Compilation

Downside of being 26 and still living at home: everytime youre about to unload some nutsack chutney onto your GF's face., momma comes a knockin! And of course there's always the other end of the spectrum - mom's with foot long dongs but no time to use em.

3,827,706 03.14.11 SpamSam Busted!
The Pink Taco

The Pink Taco

Up close look at a woman experiencing a clitoral orgasm, followed by some heavy vaginal contractions. Shit, I almost sound like a legitimate doctor. I wonder if anyone would take the bait if I made a craigslist post offering free gyno exams? College girls only. Worked for this guy.

2,095,130 03.12.11 admin Orgasms
Bukkake Fail

Bukkake Fail

Everyone has a breaking point. Hers is 104 consecutive cumshots to the dome. Spill that much seed and she'll rage-quit your shoot and slam the fuck out of your doors like nobody's business. Some people just cant handle their calories. Download the full outtake HERE.

2,259,039 03.09.11 admin Porn Bloopers
Derpy Derp Orgasmo Girl

Derpy Derp Orgasmo Girl

Short compilation of Chloe Camilla's most over the top, ear deafening climaxes. I really wanna know... is this shit fake? or is it considered normal to perform half assed Taekwondo mid-orgasm? More of her HERE.

3,210,597 03.07.11 admin Orgasms
Damaged Goods

Damaged Goods

Director gets annoyed after discovering the star of his young/innocent themed porno flick is actually a post-crackwhorian guttertramp with a horrendous tattoo right where it counts. That's like casting Steven Segal in a drama about terminally ill lesbians. Some things you just cant pull off, no matter how big your ponytail is. More blooper shit HERE.

2,700,066 03.04.11 admin Porn Bloopers
Fuck Me Like You're Mad

Fuck Me Like You're Mad

Trashy blonde high off Febreeze channels some standard white-woman rape fanatasies through her dearly beloved Cletus, with the help of an industrial strength Afro dildo. But the real trophy here isnt her orgasm. It's his. Herpa derp, double time.

3,155,976 03.01.11 Phillip Orgasms
Bukakke Shoot Turns Violent

Bukakke Shoot Turns Violent

White dude assaulted by real life pimp after cutting in line at a bukkake fuckfest. Consequences will never be the same. This is actually filmed by the same crew that made headlines in 08 after being robbed at gun point on the set of another bukkake shoot. They film some crazy shit.

2,885,698 02.23.11 admin Porn Bloopers
Hey Mikey, She HATES It

Hey Mikey, She HATES It

Curly Sue gets an afternoon snack - one hefty load of farm-fresh cock custard blasted directly into the esophagus, compliments of the house. Lets just say she's less than appreciative. Full video available HERE.

2,213,400 02.23.11 admin LULZ
Mission Impossible: Dont Cum

Mission Impossible: Dont Cum

Goofy motherfucker works feverishly to prevent his puddin pop from premature eruption... and seemingly succeeds thanks to a few self inflicted cock slaps and more breaks than a Mexican landscaper. Download the full video HERE.

4,621,640 02.14.11 Blablo Premature
Gangbanged Into Orgasmic Bliss

Gangbanged Into Orgasmic Bliss

The sound of interracial lovemaking with Metallica blairing in the backdrop. It's not exactly easy on the ears but if you manage to watch it all the way through... this bitch has a pretty epic chewbaca-like orgasm. just at the end.

2,799,918 02.10.11 admin Orgasms
Stink Palm

Stink Palm

She-beast pulls a scratch n sniff in the middle of class, likely a misguided effort to relive last night's chimichangas. Once is relatively harlmess but a double dipper? Look at her fuckin drool. Lunch break aint till noon ya dirty bitch.

1,600,054 02.10.11 OP LULZ
Big Meaty Balls

Big Meaty Balls

He's got a 7 inch penis. You know what that means? He's fuckin John Stamos of the internet. And what better way to assert your superiority than to beat off on camera while talkin dirty in your finest batman voice? You da man.

1,473,421 02.10.11 admin LULZ
How To Ruin Your Vagina

How To Ruin Your Vagina

Is that a miniature propane tank in your pants? or you just happy to see me? Check out her twat in the last pic. Looks like she used a landmine as a tampon. hah.

3,996,285 02.10.11 admin Gallery
I Pwn3d Your Virginity

I Pwn3d Your Virginity

The skeptics will have a field day with this one.. but try to have faith. It makes for a better fap session. Trust me. Full video available HERE.

4,513,307 01.29.11 admin Virgins
Creampie Fail

Creampie Fail

8 ounces of negro boner brew emptied directly into the cunt gutter. Classy. Problem is.. when time comes to expel the cream filling, an off-menu item plops out along with it. Camerawoman goes completely mute after realizing wtf she's just filmed. Hilarious.

3,481,512 01.29.11 trkid1 Porn Bloopers
Mother-Daughter Porno Fail

Mother-Daughter Porno Fail

A reality check for a 53 year old milf that thinks doing hardcore pornography side by side her 19 year old daugther is liken to a 'family picnic'. Preeeetty messed up! Fuill video available HERE.

5,532,326 01.24.11 admin Porn Bloopers
Intellectual Fail

Intellectual Fail

Dude's boner flatlines after getting bitched out, mid-fuck, by some uppity black slut that cant even handle a love tap. From there on it's a war of words and lemme tell you... this dumbfuck doesnt know many. Literally 2 and a half sentences into it and she's already facepalm'ed the fuck out.

2,361,861 01.20.11 SpamSam Porn Bloopers
Scent Of A Woman

Scent Of A Woman

Everyone loves their own brand. Especially fat people. Music by Commondominator, who's about to become instantly fucking famous.

1,736,117 01.16.11 admin LULZ