Orgasm Ruined By Momma
Dudes in the middle of busting a nut when Madea comes a knocking. This is why I jack off with headphones on. Nothing comes between me and glory.
The Hilarious Misadventures Of Drunk Girl
I tried my best to caption this but half the shit that comes out of her mouth makes no sense and after the 2 minutes of her rambling on about Totoya automobiles I got kinda tired. P.S. nice titties.
Get Naked Or Die
Sometimes I get hate mail over videos like this. I guess they fail to realize that by posting this shit, I'm only increasing the chances of the culprits being identified and caught. It's kinda like America's Most Wanted, except people actually watch my show.
Learn from her mistakes. Getting paid a cool $165 for an ass-2-mouth scene may sound like a fantastic way to supplement your income, but in reality it's not quite as fun as it looks on TV. See the full thing HERE.
Pornstar Quits Over Farting Incident
This is a scene from MEATHOLES, which was basically one of the most extreme porn sites on the web back in 2003-ish. It's funny. This girl can handle a fist up her cunt while the cameraman inquires about her childhood, but let one slip in her face and that's where she draws the line.
That's what happens when you buy contraceptives out of vending machines.
Pornstar Hates Semen
No one said you had to like it baby. Just sit back, open wide and think about all the Baja Chalupas you'll be able to buy as soon as you're done. That's what gets me through the day.
America's Next Top Pornstar
You stuttering, premature ejaculating son of a gun. Peter North and Ron Jeremy are already packing their bags.
Gangbanged By 251 Men For Nothing
The 90's - A time when fucking a quarter thousand men in the name of art somehow made sense. Talk about a resume booster!
Husband Forced To Suck Cock
The forced homosexuality thing is the least of his problems. Just take one look at that haircut.
Charity Makes His Dick Hard
His fetish? It's quite simple really - small donations to the less fortunate. He's like the Santa Claus of sexual predators. FAP FAP FAP AND AWAY HE GOES!
Chuck: The Pussy Slayer
For a moment there, it almost looked as though Chucky was gonna disregard her pleas for a cease-fuck and begin to commence rapage. Mr. Pringles said it best - once you pop you cant stop.
The Sex Life Of A Dwarf
Repost? Technically yes. But the addition of Beetlejuice getting titty-blasted by some random bitch makes it well worth a second viewing. I promise.
It's semen, not battery acid. Embrace the saltiness and show some appreciation.