Skinny Body, MASSIVE ASS

Ever see The Goonies? Each one of this woman's cheeks is the size of Chunk's entire body. Watching it in action is more hypnotic than the Truffle Shuffle, but much like our pudgy compadre her on-screen adventures struggle to get past a 1-eyed willy.

  283,154  |    DC  |    Amateur

Small Cocks @ The Gloryhole

Two best friends, both packing about as much meat as Earthworm Jim, head to the local glory hole for a good time. Penile deficient guy #1 gets laughed out the booth, while the 2nd is given a standing chance but ultimately lacks the inches neccessary for a practical performance. haha.

  2,786,544  |    5.11.11  |    Anonymous  |    LULZ

The Dangers Of Threesomes

Protip: if you ever plan on standing directly behind a gutterslut that's about to get doused in chimichanga sauce... dont leave your mouth agape like a lobotomized deer in headlights. This jabroni learns the hardway. haha. Download the full video HERE.

  3,378,693  |    5.9.11  |    Zach  |    Porn Bloopers

An Explosive Orgasm - Literally

Dude blows a massive load uterus deep, filling her cunt to the brim with 4 Cheese Pastaroni... and then out it splooges. The sound effects are fake.. but the shots of his jizz doing gymnastics are legit. Some serious backspin on those wads. How the fuck...

  3,536,272  |    5.9.11  |    Nynexx  |    Exhibition

Faces Of Bukkake

Todays learnings: homeless people have yellow semen, 400 pound fluffers are counterproductive, line cutting at bukakke shoots is socially acceptable, and watching female photographers belittle Hispanic participants is strangely erotic. That's that. More HERE.

  2,435,932  |    5.2.11  |    Anonymous  |    Porn Bloopers

Dont Fuck With Gianna

Raided grandpa's porno war-chest last night, nabbed a copy of Manhandled 3. Halfway in there's an interesting scene where Steve Homles randomly baits Gianna Michaels into slapping him. Well, she delivers... and it aint no fucking love tap. Lets just say Mr. Homles is less than appreciative of Gianna's sense of humor :D Full video HERE.

  3,512,827  |    4.30.11  |    Anonymous  |    LULZ

Wrong Hole, Charlie Brown!

Persian girl gets an accidental, no-lube blow to the rectum... most likely due to her male counterpart having the gut of a pregnant woman and not being able to see what the fuck he's aiming at. Or in other words... he tried to no-scope it and failed wonderfully. Full video HERE.

  4,378,461  |    4.27.11  |    Annette  |    Wrong Hole

Facefucking Fail!

This video taught me two things. A.) eating Subway prior to apolyptical throat fucking yields hilarious results and B.) CGI will not be necessary in any future Exorcist projectile vomiting scenes. Shananay's got it covered. Full video available HERE and/or HERE.

  3,627,935  |    4.22.11  |    Anonymous  |    Porn Bloopers

Grandma, I Just Got DP'ed!

Congratulations. You just got simutaneously bulldozed up the ass and in the twat for a 1 time payment of $350. What will you ever do? A.) 3 day stay at Disneyland. B.) shopping spree at ROSS, dress for less or C.) scar your grandmother for life. This ones easy. Full video HERE.

  2,622,682  |    4.20.11  |    Anonymous  |    Porn Bloopers

Convicted Killer Hates Anal

Two years hard time for bashing some girls head in with a sledgehammer? No problem. Thirty seconds of anal sex? No fucking way. Ladies and gentlemen - I present you the enigma of Mexican-American whores. Download the full video HERE.

  2,542,508  |    4.20.11  |    Anonymous  |    Painal

Porn Noob Pwns Himself

Big fat curved penis sends a fresh wad of home cooked Twinky filling right back into the face of it's creator. It's not a problem I expect to incur any time soon but I do retain faith in the bottle of Extenze my sister so kindly purchased me last xmas. Similar videos HERE & HERE.

  2,368,992  |    4.20.11  |    Anonymous  |    Porn Bloopers

Attack Of The 2 Incher

Dudes hung like a newborn chinchilla. Most folks with such handicaps shy away from the limelight and become reclusive. Not this turkey. He loves to socialize... he's just not very good at first impressions!

  2,105,665  |    4.20.11  |    Anonymous  |    Exhibition


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  2,070,007  |    4.6.11  |    Anonymous  |    Gallery