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  206,311  |    Jack  |    WTF

Bait & Switch

Trio of goobers looking for work get called in to model some piece of shit watch with a stacked broad... who later accuses them of trying to sniff her turd cutter. Bonus at the end. WATCH THE WHOLE SERIES HERE.

  2,128,514  |    12.5.10  |    Anonymous  |    LULZ

Attention Whore Fail

Oodles of horny Jamaicans gather for a simulated gangbang of sorts, highlighted with WWF-style body slams and homoerotic dance moves. Shit gets rough when an ambitious Jamal Jenkins strips the starlette of her attire, erecting all donkey dicks within a 100 foot radius. Oddly enough she smiles through out, unlike this girl. Song available HERE.

  2,670,721  |    12.1.10  |    Greg  |    Groped

Get Bent

His penis looks like a rotten banana. Could probably double as a personal coat hanger if enough viagra was involved. So does any of this slow him whenever he feels like getting his dick wet? Apparently not. Must be the personality.

  2,338,297  |    11.28.10  |    Anonymous  |    LULZ

The Art Of Male Stripping

No more vids for a few days. This shit took all week to edit and now I've got a date with my neighbors cleaning lady. She's 18, dont hate. Already got advance tickets to Harry Potter 7. IMAX. Ultimate panty dropper.

  2,366,913  |    11.18.10  |    Anonymous  |    Strippers

Storytime With A Crackwhore

Slut junkie reminisces about her previous employer - some Screech-looking motherfucker that literally blew a $100,000 inheritance entirely on prostitutes hired for nothing more than to eat Taco Bell and deficate on his face. In other words.. dude's a legend. Full video available HERE

  1,881,998  |    11.14.10  |    Anonymous  |    Hookers

Endless Orgasm Causes Brain Damage

Using some sort of futuristic device stolen off the set of Stargate SG-1, this woman's clitoris is vibrated into an orgasmic oblivion. Imagine if the lead characters of both The Exorcist and I Am Sam were delicately molded into one - this woman is what you'd get. More HERE!

  4,837,740  |    11.10.10  |    Anonymous  |    Orgasms

Good Things, Small Packages

This is Moonlight Godess of Gimps Gone Wild - a website dedicated to the sexual liberation of... gimps. Their word, not mine. She rarely talks dirty, so consider yourself privileged. You also get a peek at her bite size cooter. SCORE.

  2,433,485  |    11.8.10  |    Anonymous  |    Bizarre

Epic Naked Man

epic naked man is epic.

  1,639,586  |    11.5.10  |    Anonymous  |    Exhibition

College Class On Fisting

Crash course on how to effectively turn your lady friend's choco taco into a permanently gaping meat cave, as illustrated by that sassy bitch from Seinfield. Invaluable information really. More educational pr0n vids by the same people available HERE. All for free!

  2,307,071  |    11.4.10  |    Anonymous  |    Fisting

Balls Deep or GTFO

Buck Williams graciously gives the neighborhood tramp a second chance at riding his 12 inch chewbaca dong. Either her twat eats up every centimeter of his beefy balgonie or the bitch gets 86'ed for life and is replaced by a mythical broad named Jenneifer. Yeeeeep.

  3,711,729  |    11.2.10  |    TG  |    LULZ

Bad Aim

German dude gets blasted in the face by a fat wad of his own man sauce and nearly pukes all over himself. I guess this kinda invalidates that saying "everyone loves their own brand" haha.

  2,498,473  |    10.31.10  |    Anonymous  |    Porn Bloopers

Ragegasm

This is called small penis overcompensation. It happens when those dudes with 3.5 inchers become frustrated by their partners lack of enthusiasm. So they pump harder, faster and deeper but often to no avail. Eventually the chump reaches a breaking point. Somewhere in between the 4th and 7th yawn. Funny shit.

  2,974,425  |    10.28.10  |    Soul  |    Orgasms