Fuck, that's a hell of a way to mop a floor. It's inspiring really. So how exactly would one apply this kind of creativity to cleaning up their bathroom? I've got shit stains on my toilet dating back from 1997 and the only way I'm gonna get off my ass and do something about it is if it involves a naked woman.
1,923,756 | 11.3.08 | Anonymous | Bizarre
It's not your typical work-related injury, but these things do happen... especially when someone is intentionally thrusting their foot into your vagina. It could've been worse - a flesh wound via jagged toenail... that would've put her out of work for good.
1,229,648 | 10.26.08 | Anonymous | Porn Bloopers
This one is a little open-ended. There's no money shot or anything, which gives us the opportunity to use our imaginations and draw our own conclusions. Perhaps she had a prolapse, ran off the set in humiliation, then went flat broke and turned to prostitution? Sounds about right to me.
2,074,181 | 10.22.08 | Anonymous | Painal
This is why I carry a 12oz bottle of my mace in my center console. Rest stops are great for quick 'on the road' jackoff sessions but they're almost always laden with dirty old men looking to score free peep shows. If they want to see me make love to myself, they gotta pay... otherwise it's mace to the face.
793,956 | 10.19.08 | Anonymous | Busted!
These girls only do anal cause it lands them an extra $200 on their paycheck. That's a lot like getting paid $1,000 to go down on a 400 pound lady & then being offered an extra $100 to toss her wart-infested salad. It's just not worth it. But while were on the subject of bargains, for $2.95 you can download the full 40 minute version of this fucked up video... and trust me, it gets a lot more fucked up. Just click HERE an fap away.
3,122,781 | 10.14.08 | Anonymous | Painal
Here's yet another video of a woman suffering from bodily damage after granting a large cock permission to penetrate her brown eye. To be honest, I think this one is a tranny but that's besides the point. I want to know where those 2 giant raisins dangling from her asshole came from?
1,978,076 | 10.10.08 | Anonymous | Painal