Strange Manlet Ruins Gangbang

This is like watching a nazi medical experiment. An awkward little alien boy some how found himself hosting a gang bang. He looks like a character in an "Aphex Twin" music video and performs coitus much the same.

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This Bitch Is Naked

  812,401  |    10.7.08  |    Anonymous  |    Public

Good Porn Ruined By Shitty Music

It's a porno, not a god damn fitness video. Stop adding in the shitty keyboard-generated dance music, it drains out the sound of the woman crying and gagging on cock, which is an essential part of my fap session.

  2,245,537  |    10.6.08  |    Anonymous  |    LULZ

I Wanna Be A Pornstar

A few tit jobs and a little lipo, and then BAM... her vagina will be generating 7 figures annually before you even know it. It'll also be generating a yellowish discharge, depending on the severity of the Herpes and Gonorrhea that she's bound to contract.

  1,211,191  |    10.4.08  |    Anonymous  |    Modifications

Ashley Blue's Shocking First Porno

Ashley Blue gets choked out in what is supposedly her first porn shoot ever. Every Muslim across the globe will be shouting Allah Akbar as they stroke their tootsie rolls to this video. Click HERE and you'll understand why. SOURCE: MEATHOLES.

  2,332,463  |    10.2.08  |    Anonymous  |    Bizarre

Her Pussy Needs Stitches!

Cocks like this ought to be illegal, punishable by castration. Anything above 13 inches has got to go. They'll poke your eye out, prolapse your ass and leave with you a cocktail of STD's.

  2,341,948  |    9.30.08  |    Anonymous  |    Bizarre

Too Drunk To Masturbate

Normally drinking on the job gets you fired. But when you're an adult performer, it gets you a pay raise and a few extra cocks in your ass after you pass out. Make mommy proud.

  1,285,832  |    9.29.08  |    Anonymous  |    Drunk

He Can Suck His Own Dick

You think you've got it good? This dude has a curled mullet and a 7 inch cock that he can suck all on his own. Jealous right? Now before you do that semi backwards somersault, you should really read up on the dangers associated with autofellatio. Wouldn't want you to snap your neck or get some terrible STD.

  1,677,299  |    9.28.08  |    Anonymous  |    Bizarre

Psycho Slut Spasms Out Of Control

This seems to be one of the rare instances where a woman can orgasm with little or no physical stimulation of the genitals. In this particular case, it looks like the deepthroating and/or gagging is what's triggering her orgasm.

  2,018,932  |    9.27.08  |    Anonymous  |    Orgasms

Chef Boyardee Jizzes Upon Contact

Poor bastard, he's the real life version of the premature ejaculator from American Pie. I'd like to see him masturbate. All he has to do is poke his cock with his index finger and it's a done deal.

  1,676,860  |    9.25.08  |    Anonymous  |    Premature

Nudist Has A Vaginal Problem

It's typical really. Nudists are all about being natural... leave the genitals exposed, armpits unshaven and when you've got a yeast infection... you let it rain.

  1,448,434  |    9.24.08  |    Anonymous  |    Bizarre

Tricked Into Having Gay Sex

Moral of the story: always be able to identify the person sucking your cock, unless you're totally cool with putting your sexuality in harms way. Some risks just aren't worth taking. See more guys tricked into being gay homosexuals on the BAIT BUS.

  2,419,212  |    9.23.08  |    Anonymous  |    LULZ

This Hooker Hates Anal Sex

For a woman who's made a career out of sex, I don't see why she'd want to keep the hole that earns the most off limits. The girls that do this are usually trying to compensate for their extremely overused vaginas. In this case I'd say that theory is pretty fucking dead on.

  2,054,763  |    9.21.08  |    Anonymous  |    Painal