Tricking Guys Into Smelling Cunt Slime
Meet "WhitneyWisconsin". She is an attention whore in addition to an actual whore, and thinks that this borderline felonious shit is funny. Check her out before she becomes incarcerated... or self-aware.
A Happy Breakdown
A former lesbian is getting fucked in beast mode by professional pornstar cock, and her brain can't even handle it. She cums so hard she sheds happy tears and it's frickin' beautiful. Epic Full Scene: HERE.
Man Tries To Prove GF Isn't Transsexual
Mike Tyson and Beetlejuice's retarded love child attempts to prove to the world via social media that his GF is in fact a girl. I'm not entirely convinced, seeing that her penis is larger than mine.
Pornstars Read Hatemail
I'm not totally convinced that all these girls have reached stardom. Also, I think Tabitha Stevens now qualifies for senior benefits, and one girl looks homeless, but whatever. SOURCE.
WUT IS THIS. I DON'T EVEN...
I don't haz words for this... So instead I will quote Ian Watkins of the band "lost prophets" and say this is "mega lulz".
Shit White People Do
The real reason caucasian people have trouble getting a job is because they all started drug testing, and the only white recreational activities left are substance abuse, incest, patriotism, fords and watching millionaire black's play school yard games.
I Got A Husband
From the bowels of world star hip hop comes a little gem that's straight outta Compton! Staring a wild wildebeest that has been caught fellating a local hoodlum in the middle of the street. Some real ratchet shit yo!
DID U HAZ FUN!
Lispy the 'racist camera man' teaches us a new word and turns an anal scene into a hilarious cluster fuck. The music is a piece by Mozart and the title translates to "lick my ass"... seemed fitting. MORE.
Porn Star Goes Ballistic on Modern Feminists
Mercedes Carrera is hot and sucks a mean dick, but she's about to drop a big ass fuckin truth bomb on the problem with feminists, gamergate and all that shit. [no lulz, only factz] Cam show HERE and help the cause HERE.
The Caught Compilation
This piece highlights some cases of shoulda locked the fucking door but I'm thinking with my genitals and other hilarious cases of people getting busted. More cam whores HERE. Intermission song HERE.
Jew Boy VS Swedish Pornstar
Oi vey, a lost little jewish boy with a shaved ass hops on the bang bus to get seduced and humiliated by an Aryan porn goddess. She plays with him like he is just her own personal driedel of lulzy love. Full Scene + More.
Horribly Catchy Musical Pornography
In Russia, a fake farm equipped with disco lights and some thot lip syncing catchy dance music while fucking for 20 minutes is quality porn. I'm not totally convinced, but the song does have a 'pavlov's dog' effect on my boner now. Moar HERE.