Being a lvl 47 Pokemon trainer takes hard work, but it's not devoid of perks. During my .3 hours of experimentation I enjoyed cardiovascular exercise and unadulterated access to nerd girl upskirts. But as for complimentary intercourse... that one's all up to this slick-talking weeaboo.
She may not talk much, but those facial expressions certainly have a story to tell. Specifically "well this is new", "keep going" and the clear winner: "my brother's Playstation 4 controller on vibrate never felt like that!".
She loves getting fucked in the ass + she's totally gorgeous with a banging body, but most importantly... She LOVES getting fucked in the ass. The guy just sits back with an erection of amazement and she just butt fucks herself with his cock. It's beautiful.
It's all fun and games until you tell an alpha male he's not throwing enough haymakers. The pain doesn't exactly hit her like an uppercut to the fallopian tubes, but nothing is going to make this poster girl for feminism back down. Some call it attention whoring. I prefer the term 'tenacity'.
He should've gotten doctor prescribed/FDA approved opioid derivatives such as dilaudid, oxycontin, hydrocodone, codeine, vicodin, fentanyl, morphine, percocet, darvocet, lortab, ect. Would've saved him 10 years in Indian prison.
Any prosti can pull off a blowjob. But managing Tom Brady's total passing yards, ordering tonight's dinner AND getting your teeth scraped for a cool $13.00 per hour? That takes a whole other level of debauchery. The glory days of trading sex for Canadian pennies is officially over.
We're all too familiar with premature ejaculators, but what about latent ejaculation? Watch as Sum Dum Ho starts cumming an entire minute after intercourse is completed without even being touched. WTF? [Full Scene: HERE]
Why don't you post more vidz duran? Well kids unlike these girls, efukt videos don't cut themselves and this hilarious piece of troll cinema could be the greatest Self Harm PSA of all time. #swag [More Cutter Porn: HERE]
How does one earn such a title? First, be Serenity Haze. Then sign up for porn. Then refuse to do porn stuff. Finally, accuse the producer of rape and get caught lying over and over. [Full Scene + Much Better One's: HERE]
I don't know why anyone would post such things of themselves onto such a terrible place as the internet, but whatever! Come ride the shit train with me on a journey into the awful side of amateur pornography.
Meet the man whose penis looks more like a belly button with testicles. The man who gives credence to the old adage of "it's just cold outside", in response to why ones cock would be smaller than a vienna sausage.
I've never liked golf... or any sports for that matter. I don't see the point of putting balls in holes for points 'n shit, but when the goal has been replaced by sluts with gaping sideshow buttholes, you have earned my attention. Full video here.
A.K.A. "Django the Fifth's Revenge", is the story of a self-proclaimed "black cock slut" on a mission. Notice the highly viscous load of seminal fluid dangle dancing off her chin the whole scene... LOL. [Full Scene: HERE]