He'll Never Do Porn Again

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Failure to achieve erection OR premature ejaculation. Those are the top 2 problems most men face when trying to perform on camera. It's usually one or the other... but in this chumps case - 2 birds are killed with 1 very tiny stone.

Uploaded 11/17/09 Premature

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Merry XXXmas from your friends at eFukt!

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