Accidental Cum Shot

Accidental Cum Shot

Noob's first and final attempt at porn stardom lands him in a gang bang shoot. He doesn't care, he thinks he's ready for anything... but nothing can prepare you to be a premature ejaculator's innocent bystander. PEW PEW [MOAR]

2,114,239 03.04.16 naggers LULZ
Newb Cums in 10 Seconds

Newb Cums in 10 Seconds

This guy's dream came true and the bang bus picked him up. First, he's gonna make out with a professional cock sucker. Then after a whopping 10 seconds inside a vagina, he's totally gonna cum all over himself. Full Scene.

3,832,517 11.03.14 Duran Porn Bloopers
Sexually Inexperienced And Terrified

Sexually Inexperienced And Terrified

True Blood's Sukki has a ratchet doppelganger that attempted porn and totally hated it. Her debut goes about as smoothly as a psoriasis break out... But unlike psoriasis she never came back and wasn't seen again. More nervous newbs HERE.

3,022,163 12.22.13 DB LULZ
Awkward Guy Ruins Porn Shoot

Awkward Guy Ruins Porn Shoot

A socially inept goober gets a job getting jerked off by a hottie and manages to fuck it up, dashing his dreams of porn stardom in the process. It's like the movie Rudy, if Rudy was thrown out the game before ever playing and never scored. Moar HERE.

2,202,914 12.03.13 Anonymous LULZ
The Socially Awkward Teenager

The Socially Awkward Teenager

When it's a girl's first time doing hardcore porn and she's too nervous on camera to put two syllables together, you get what I imagine to be the closest experience to fucking a corpse you can have without taking a trip to the morgue. Luckily the awkwardness only makes me harder. FULL VIDEO HERE.

3,746,859 08.13.13 TG LULZ
Crushed Dreams Of Porn Stardom

Crushed Dreams Of Porn Stardom

For the greater good of porn these basement dwelling wannabe's need the Lassie treatment. These guys thinking they have what it takes to be porn stars makes as much sense as the story line for "Sharknado". FULL SCENES HERE.

3,028,016 07.18.13 DB LULZ
The Virgin of All Virgins

The Virgin of All Virgins

The smile this dude gives off whilst getting his first dick-suck is fucking priceless. Worthy of it's own emoticon. Same goes for the someone-just-farted-in-my-face expression he exhibits once he realizes said blowjob has ended. Every 15 frames lies a Kodac moment. FULL VIDEO HERE

2,825,022 05.27.13 Wayne Virgins
Painfully Awkward Moments in Porn

Painfully Awkward Moments in Porn

Big wtf @ girl #3. She taps out, instigates a fist fight and then concludes, mid-tears of defeat, that all in all it was "fun and amazing". No lady. Going diarrhea in a community pool overun by minorities is fun and amazing. What happened to you was just brutal. DOWNLOAD: 1, 2, 3

4,643,232 10.28.12 TG LULZ
Shy, Scared & Fucking Beautiful

Shy, Scared & Fucking Beautiful

Hot chicks + social anxiety. It's a phenomenal combination, second only to Mr. Pibb w/ Koala Yummies. Add a degree of sexial inexperience into the mix and you got yourself GF material, provided that they don't first end up in porn like this tard. DOWNLOAD THE FULL VIDEO HERE.

7,780,376 10.04.12 admin LULZ
The 24 Year Old FEMALE Virgin

The 24 Year Old FEMALE Virgin

KEY POINTS: she has not and will not fuck - (gypsy's orders), crotch shots are strictly prohbited and vibrators... well, those are as foreign to her as a condom in a Botswana whorehouse. Filmed by the legendary pioneer of gonzo porn - Ed Powers. Download his full video HERE.

5,464,284 12.01.11 admin Virgins
Not Even A Minute Man

Not Even A Minute Man

7 inch cock? Check. Syphilis free? Probably. Can make a girl cum? Not a fucking chance. Have yourself a hearty LOL as Jose's porn dreams go down the shitter faster than Steven Segal's music career. Download the full video HERE.

3,779,913 11.30.11 uploaded-to Premature
Goober Finally Loses Bukkake Virginity

Goober Finally Loses Bukkake Virginity

Over 40 bukkake shoots and the closest this dude's come to delivering a facial was the time he soiled himself in a dark corner. But today's a game changer. Via the aid of a compassionate fluffer, this orange-haired bastard finally gets a legitimate taste of manhood. Full video HERE.

3,129,672 11.19.11 admin Mildly Retarded
Filmmaker Accuses Max Hardcore Of...

Filmmaker Accuses Max Hardcore Of...

This is from the 2001 British documentary Hardcore, or as I prefer to call it - 'Why The Fuck Didnt I just Go To College? #748'. Apparently the director felt Max Hardcore didn't come off as a big enough misogynistic asshole on his own, so he threw in some 90's synth coupled with rape allegations. Read Max's version of events HERE.

2,623,720 10.30.11 admin Documentary
The 24 Year Old Virgin

The 24 Year Old Virgin

He's socially inept and has B cup titties. How can life possibly get any worse? If you guessed 'make a porno, creep the living fuck out of the girl, blow your load in 4 seconds and end up all over the internet", you just won my inflatable Captain Planet sex doll. Download the full video HERE.

3,815,724 10.13.11 admin Virgins
Cum Dodger FAIL

Cum Dodger FAIL

Hungarian broad tries to bail on the wrong cocksmith - Steve Holmes. Dodge one load, no problem. He can work up another wad of creme brulee instantly. That's right, zro downtime. Watch this motherfucker work his magic. Full video HERE.

2,844,198 09.19.11 admin Porn Bloopers
1st Blowjob - FEELS GOOD MAN

1st Blowjob - FEELS GOOD MAN

You know it's a hooker cause who else puts on a rubber just for s'ing some d? And you know it's his first time cause... well, just look at his face. Just one touch of his penis and he turns into Quasimoto with Asperger syndrome.

2,828,405 09.13.11 Javier LULZ
Double Vadge FAIL

Double Vadge FAIL

Notice Tom Byron (dude on bottom) does all the thrustin, while the noob on top sits idle? Apparently the sensation of having another man's cock rubbing against your own proved all too much for this 1st timer. He immediately premature busts... and it lands all over Tom Byron's poor cock n balls!

2,567,108 06.29.11 admin Premature
Bad Cumshot

Bad Cumshot

Screech Powers soils his jewfro.

1,927,053 05.30.11 admin Porn Bloopers
Sniffing Her Butt Wont Help

Sniffing Her Butt Wont Help

Premature ejaculation is funny. People trying to combat premature ejaculation is funnier. Notable examples: A.) pipe squeezer and B.) focusing on dog shit. Today we introduce a new, equally fucking retarded method for countering early evac. It's called sniffin your costars asshole. And unless the bitch just shit out 4 baconators, it wont work.

3,142,856 05.16.11 admin Premature
Porn Noob Pwns Himself

Porn Noob Pwns Himself

Big fat curved penis sends a fresh wad of home cooked Twinky filling right back into the face of it's creator. It's not a problem I expect to incur any time soon but I do retain faith in the bottle of Extenze my sister so kindly purchased me last xmas. Similar videos HERE & HERE.

2,456,773 04.19.11 admin Porn Bloopers
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