The Trolling Of Wannabe Pornstars

The Trolling Of Wannabe Pornstars

Facial Abuse got a new cameraman... but filming naive skanks getting blunt force trauma to the vajayjay is really only half his craft. His true talent lies in his usage of the English vocabulary. He's like the Shakespeare of talking shit. Funny as fuck. Download all vids HERE. [Parts: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 ]

7,830,805 09.08.11 admin LULZ
Even Women Premature Ejaculate

Even Women Premature Ejaculate

Lily Thai is ready to gush after just one pump but the cameraman doesn't want his set getting drenched with tuna puree, so she's forced to hold it in till a towel can be found. Funny shit but the real star is the token white guy to her right. PRICELESS facial expression. Video source HERE.

6,662,416 09.07.10 admin Orgasms
Dude That's My Mom's Friend!

Dude That's My Mom's Friend!

funny shit

3,827,660 12.07.09 Bowersock52 Busted!
Money Shot Fail

Money Shot Fail

Dude lets one slip just as he's about to begin blowing his load. This is fucking funny. Full video available HERE.

3,807,457 01.02.11 admin Porn Bloopers
Gianna PWNS Heckling Hector!

Gianna PWNS Heckling Hector!

Dont let the bandana fool you. This cholo's 'tough guy' persona is about as real as his pleather jacket. Such is illustrated after Gianna does the unforgivable - an unconsensual snowball attack - which he takes like a total bitch. This is funny as fuck. DOWNLOAD THE FULL VIDEO HERE.

3,708,770 02.29.12 TG LULZ
Sniffing Her Butt Wont Help

Sniffing Her Butt Wont Help

Premature ejaculation is funny. People trying to combat premature ejaculation is funnier. Notable examples: A.) pipe squeezer and B.) focusing on dog shit. Today we introduce a new, equally fucking retarded method for countering early evac. It's called sniffin your costars asshole. And unless the bitch just shit out 4 baconators, it wont work.

3,284,549 05.16.11 admin Premature
Ragegasm

Ragegasm

This is called small penis overcompensation. It happens when those dudes with 3.5 inchers become frustrated by their partners lack of enthusiasm. So they pump harder, faster and deeper but often to no avail. Eventually the chump reaches a breaking point. Somewhere in between the 4th and 7th yawn. Funny shit.

3,257,065 10.28.10 Soul Orgasms
Gimme A Fuckin Towel

Gimme A Fuckin Towel

Tensions rise after this rat fink is left to marinate in a pool of spunk, which apparently burns like tobasco once it seeps into the eyes. She demands a towel, they intentionally stall. Pretty funny shit. Full video available HERE.

2,949,557 01.02.11 admin LULZ
Super Mom

Super Mom

This is ex-pornstar Tiffany Million. She exited the adult industry in 1994 to become a Bounty Hunter in Arizona, which was later turned into a reality TV show. Unlike most of the 2 bit whores in the business, Tiffany actually has some personality. She's funny as fuck and has an upbeat attitude to match, which makes beating off to her videos all the more rewarding.

2,695,044 05.17.10 admin LULZ
Shit Cam Whorez Do

Shit Cam Whorez Do

It's funny, after a while you realize they are just like normal people. Only totally insane. Prolly from fapping over and over everyday, hours on end for sophisticated gentlemen like "BigDickRick", "TruckerSteve", and "NarutoFan76". Find more HERE.

2,634,373 01.08.14 Various Camwhores
Pornstar Quits Over Farting Incident

Pornstar Quits Over Farting Incident

This is a scene from MEATHOLES, which was basically one of the most extreme porn sites on the web back in 2003-ish. It's funny. This girl can handle a fist up her cunt while the cameraman inquires about her childhood, but let one slip in her face and that's where she draws the line.

2,568,932 08.19.09 admin Porn Bloopers
Erotic Jihad

Erotic Jihad

The governments of multiple countries in the middle east have banned eFukt. They consider eFukt to be a threat to society and even morality itself. I just want to make funny videos. :) More Sexy Infidel Vidz HERE, music HERE.

1,834,071 08.12.15 Ryan Parody
Stop! You're Destroying My Vagina

Stop! You're Destroying My Vagina

You know what would've been really funny? If he had instead said STFU bish and kept pounding away. Painful intercourse always brings the lulz.

1,564,682 05.12.09 admin Amateur
Molested At Lunch Time

Molested At Lunch Time

This is a scene from some stupid French porno called The Image. Stars that old bitch from 101 Dalmations as some sort of empowered cunt that likes to dominate. Kinda funny but not really my cup of tea. I was raised on the notion that degradation is a man's job.

1,552,221 09.16.09 admin Groped
Porn Directors Are Funny

Porn Directors Are Funny

A producer for

2,411,682 12.13.10 admin Porn Bloopers
He Must Taste Funny

He Must Taste Funny

93,311 06.11.18 TG Funny
18 Year Old Manlet VS Pornstar

18 Year Old Manlet VS Pornstar

An awkward 120 LB man-child thinks he has what it takes to make his porn debut with a pornstar that can't math. But even with the deer in headlights look in his eyes, he somehow pulls off the incredible. FULL SCENE HERE.

10,265,858 01.02.15 BBros Virgins
14 Incher Causes Gianna To Quit

14 Incher Causes Gianna To Quit

I've never seen Gianna cave before, no matter how big the cock. It's as if her vaginal canal is made of Teflon, with more square footage than James Van Deer Beek's forehead. But after watching this, I'm not so sure. Sources for intro 1, 2, 4, 5. Full tap-out scene HERE.

9,967,815 04.10.12 TG LULZ
13 Most Ridiculous Orgasms Ever

13 Most Ridiculous Orgasms Ever

First time squirters, prolapse-induced climaxes and bittersweet hategasms... today's vid has more variety than a fuckin Sizzler salad bar. Best comes last, so I recommend you see this one all the way through. SOURCES: #1, #2, #3, #4, #6, #7, #8, #9, #10, #11, #12.

9,825,128 05.02.12 Gunz Orgasms
The Caught Compilation

The Caught Compilation

This piece highlights some cases of shoulda locked the fucking door but I'm thinking with my genitals and other hilarious cases of people getting busted. More cam whores HERE. Intermission song HERE.

8,871,905 02.14.15 Various Busted!
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