The eighties were a pretty fuckin weird time. It was the decade that birthed consumer camcorders, VHS tapes, in-home pornography, crack cocaine, aids and most importantly this little gem of porno cinema.
Meet Arnost, a self-proclaimed "sex machine" that thought he would be "very successful" in porn. Until a porn studio proved him very wrong by letting him embarrassingly try to fuck a real pornstar while 20 people watch. [S'MORE]
I feel like this has some deeper meaning than a porn parody of the exorcist. I just awed at it like it was a Salvador Dali painting or some shit, trying to figure out how my existence had brought me to this point. [FULL MOVIE]
Adorably awkward teenager with limited fellatio experience decides her first ever (and ultimately last ever) attempt at porn will be a blowbang. Great idea! [Full Scene: HERE] [Music: YesEvil by (Dean)]
From the italian film "Capodanno in Casa Curiello", which translates to "New Years at Grandpas House". It's kind of like "Addams Family" meets "Boogie Nights" but in italian speak with vulgar french music. Full Scene.
Mae Meyers is turning twenty years old, and to mark the day she's gang banging a dozen black dudes for money. All in all she's blowing 20 candles,12 darkies and she's not even legally allowed to drink yet. [Full Scene: HERE]
Some guy with a thing for bullying puppies decides to pay a webcam model by the minute for his masturabatory needs. Unfortunately, at some point she feels $2.50 a minute just isn't worth this shit. [Troll Cam Hoers: HERE]
Doing less for more is always the capitalist thing to do, but what about in pornography? Really, like why stretch out your money hole and fill it with mystery semen when you can just fake it? No one will notice, right? More Here.
These awful pornographic gems were all attempted with eroticism as a goal. I.E. People were somehow meant to masturbate to this shit, but what these clips lack in fap value they make up for with lulz. [1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7]
I have a totally epic attraction like lol. only fuck you once under. Don't I ever include not a fucking internet return entry. so really serious like you know i love like you, only u r so easy living free.
Paying some skank on the internet to watch you jerk off on webcam seems pathetic and sad overall, but this cam slut has to hold back laughing when she see's this fuckin guys dick. [Twitter / More Camwhores]