Some guy with a thing for bullying puppies decides to pay a webcam model by the minute for his masturabatory needs. Unfortunately, at some point she feels $2.50 a minute just isn't worth this shit. [Troll Cam Hoers: HERE]
These awful pornographic gems were all attempted with eroticism as a goal. I.E. People were somehow meant to masturbate to this shit, but what these clips lack in fap value they make up for with lulz. [1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7]
"And this button-down, Oxford-cloth psycho might just snap, and then stalk [..] with an Armalite AR-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon, pumping round after round into colleagues and co-workers." - Fight Club [SONG]
Darrell spent a year talking his wife Nikki into giving swinging a shot. She finally gives in and it does not go to plan. To add insult to injury, the whole humiliating ordeal is captured forever in some shitty pseudo-documentary.
A near mentally disabled prostitute attempts to make it in porn. She amazingly fucks 5 guys in an average work day, but still totally fails at sex... So they decide to beat her up instead. haha. Full Scene: HERE or pay her for sex: HERE.
Five possibly boner killing clips from otherwise decent porn scenes. Featuring a magic penis that gives a girl the ability to communicate with water mammals as well as an unconscious teenager and another that cries. haha. [1, 2, 3, 4, 5] [ SONG]
Watch as emo Helga Pataki dirty talks Jimmy Noodle Legs during a hot coitus session. Turns out Jenny from Forest Gump isn't the only suicidal slut down for banging immobilized mental midgets. Full Scene.
From the creators of Bang Bus come's a new ride along porno trip. Witness angry female cops hunting the city of Miami to sexually exploit the black population. #BlackCocksMatter [Full Scenes: HERE]
The most fail dirty talk of all time and other retarded quips from professional cum smugglers. [Sources: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22]
She can't finger or fist herself but this hot little monopod is making some extra cash nubbing at her vagina for tokens. FAP FAP FAPx∞² [Moar Cam Hoers: HERE] [Slut Song: HERE] [Broken Song: HERE]
Carlos, you mindless shitstain. There are two things you just don't fuck with in life: 1: Janice Dickinson during her testosterone therapy and 2: A woman's trust. Save the sneak attacks for when you illegally enter the US and A.
Babbles the pornstar takes too much of something before ruining a scene where she plays a patron fucking stripper. Also featuring an awkward dude and his borderline gay friend as "the stripper fuckers". [Full Scene] [Song]
Don't worry, in a few days she'll be sitting and shitting normally. Just gotta put some icy-hot on her hurt butt and eat a lot of fiber. No worries. [FULL SCENE] [SONG]
It's too bad they don't do returns or exchanges, because these tits look like fuckin' grocery bags with cabbages in them. UGh...would totes still smash, but holy shit them titties fucked up yo! [SONG]
