PROOF: The Gender Pay Gap is Bullshit

PROOF: The Gender Pay Gap is Bullshit

Not only do women work fewer hours than men, they choose different careers. Women are more interested in people, while men are more interested in things. They also take more browns to the Super Bowl than the NFL ever has in 98 years. - Jordan Peterson

542,245 09.13.18 Duran Anal
Creating the Perfect Woman

Creating the Perfect Woman

There's just no forgetting you did something like this. Their throats will be forever agaped. The chronic oral queefing has already set in. They're essentially walking, talking whoopie cushions and yet... they remain in good spirits. I like dat in a partner. [Moar HERE] [SONG]

520,228 09.08.18 BonerJones LULZ
The CAUGHT Compilation [2018]

The CAUGHT Compilation [2018]

Admittedly these are all pretty standard 'i drank 2 entire Coronas on spring break and had sex with a house plant' plot lines... but dude in the last clip has some explaining to do. Like, this is why I have to wear diapers at 27-years-old kind of explaining. PARTS 1 - 2 - 3

1,937,958 06.25.18 Anonymous Busted!
"Dad Gave Me Salmonella"

"Dad Gave Me Salmonella"

For fuck sakes, there's only 2 things capable of further emasculating a man that is fantasy-banging his meth head daughter. One is knowing you stuck your dick into a family classic, the other is whatever the shit is going on here.

1,203,436 06.15.18 SupTryler Incest
Australia Banned this Movie

Australia Banned this Movie

I don't even know what's worse: $100,000 dollars being sunk into this abhorrent hunk of cinematic shit... or the fact that it blows away the last 4 seasons of The Walking Dead in both action and character development. #bringbackshane

785,618 06.01.18 D-Fens Extreme
Talked Into It

Talked Into It

Buried in snippets among hours of gang bang porn is a story. The story of a shy fresh-faced eighteen year old curiously browsing a porn store, and slowly becoming a total whore over the period of few short weeks. Amazing. [source: HERE]

2,201,793 05.21.18 TG Funny
Orgasms From Hell

Orgasms From Hell

Easily the most try-hard bogus bullshit performances I've seen since YouTube's 'social experiment' revolution went off the rails. I have to point out though: nobody was injured, student loans were paid and girl #1's convulsions can double as a permanent case study for epilepsy. #win

1,384,126 04.30.18 SemenDemon Orgasms
GOONIES 3: CHUNKS STYLE

GOONIES 3: CHUNKS STYLE

This is not a parody or some lame ass fan fiction LARPing weeb shit. This is actually GOONIES 3 (for me at least)... and it's the most wholesomely funny shit I have ever seen in amateur pornography. [Moar Harper and Max: PORNHUB, INTERWEBSITE, TWITTER]

1,178,105 04.25.18 Jane Austen Amateur
Lobster Rapes Girl

Lobster Rapes Girl

If the 1980's taught me something, it's that ANYthing goes as long as there's a killer soundtrack behind you. Except this. Not even the renaissance of crack cocaine will be held liable for this shit.

970,418 11.02.17 EF Vintage
Cucked by a Pornstar

Cucked by a Pornstar

Arnost and his 1 inch mosquito bite take a nosedive into humiliation whilst trying to perform in front of a live studio audience. Sorry friendo, but I think it's best you take that CHUD haircut and make your way back to the subreddit you done crawled up out of. [S'MORE]

1,618,718 10.11.17 EF Fail
Calling an Audible

Calling an Audible

Perhaps 'audible' is the wrong word to use here, as it suggests this misfit anticipated the scene going any other possible way. She didn't. Trust me. I've been inside a Walmart parking lot on a Friday night - I know what I'm talking about. [Full Scene: HERE] [Remixes: HERE]

1,762,281 09.28.17 TG Porn Bloopers
World's 1st Cum Hating Pornstar

World's 1st Cum Hating Pornstar

Aim for dry ground and let 'er rip. That's been the formula for centuries... until Krystal "i have standards" Steal showed up. You see, she has more apathy for body fluids than Paula Deen has for low fat potato chippies. Ever wonder what it would be like if KFC had an all-you-can-eat buffet? That's the kind of 'sounds fun but always ends bad' disappointment I'm talking about here.

1,129,715 09.24.17 TG LULZ
POWER OF CAWK

POWER OF CAWK

I feel like this has some deeper meaning than a porn parody of the exorcist. I just awed at it like it was a Salvador Dali painting or some shit, trying to figure out how my existence had brought me to this point. [FULL MOVIE]

1,333,189 09.18.17 EF LULZ
Pornstar OD's on Set

Pornstar OD's on Set

Ever wonder how these girls are able to accommodate penises large enough to legally require airbags? HINT: They take painkillers. Lots of 'em. And I'm not talking about the kind that leave you looking like the cover of Alison Arngrim's “Heeere's Amy". (look it up) [FULL SCENE HERE]

1,933,889 09.02.17 EF Drugs
Asian vs. Airsoft

Asian vs. Airsoft

Some wisdom I picked up during my 2 hour stakeout of a monster truck rally bathroom: You get what you pay for. And by the looks of those potato-sized welts taking up residence next to her shithole, I'd say this dude used Groupon at the time of service LOL [Song: HERE] [Full Scene: HERE]

1,370,771 06.28.17 TG Asians
Reverse Road Head

Reverse Road Head

I've seen a lot of desperate girls do a lot of desperate shit just to keep their ManyVids account submerged in dollarinos... but risking life and death and a clean record just to keep cOrNhOlEsniFFer69 entertained? That's a level of slut I hope to never meet. SONG.

1,722,847 06.08.17 TG Amateur
Cringiest Porn Scenes Ever Attempted

Cringiest Porn Scenes Ever Attempted

These awful pornographic gems were all attempted with eroticism as a goal. I.E. People were somehow meant to masturbate to this shit, but what these clips lack in fap value they make up for with lulz. [1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7]

2,358,520 05.23.17 Anonymous LULZ
First Time Anal Ends In Tears

First Time Anal Ends In Tears

AKA "How to fuck teenagers for 60% off." So a little burnout QT3.14 thought she could get some extra weed money for some anal. Only problem is she's never done anal and has no idea the hurtin' she's in for. [Full Scene]

2,776,272 05.06.17 TG Painal
BUT I'M A VIRGIN!

BUT I'M A VIRGIN!

The "Demon Pussy" girl is back in a new adventure in potentially one of the best and most retarded scripted porn scenes ever. Kevin Smith is sure to cum buckets over the dialogue alone. [Full Scene: HERE and song: HERE]

3,033,777 04.24.17 TG Anal
Racist Pornstar Won't Stop Saying N-Word

Racist Pornstar Won't Stop Saying N-Word

Meet Leya Falcon, the most highly regarded "black cock slut" employed at the prestigious "Dog Fart Studios". She sexually discriminates white men but loves the blacks and affectionately calls them niggers. [More: HERE]

1,933,000 04.17.17 Nick Digger LULZ
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