Shit Pornstars Say 2

Shit Pornstars Say 2

The most fail dirty talk of all time and other retarded quips from professional cum smugglers. [Sources: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22]

2,779,181 11.03.16 Various LULZ
The Dumbest Shit Ever Said In Porn

The Dumbest Shit Ever Said In Porn

Belladonna is down for dog cock, Proxy Paige wants to fuck her own mom, & Annette Schwarz gets wet thinking about vomiting on senior citizens. Goodbye okcupid.com, my search for companionship has been fulfilled. SOURCES: #1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7, #8, #9.

3,963,272 07.30.12 Joe Jackson LULZ
The Shit Pornstars Say

The Shit Pornstars Say

Lulz tier verbal diarrhea from the worlds top whores. It's a good thing emotional scars aren't visible on the outside or some these girls would look like Freddy Krueger. Sources: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15

2,981,295 10.09.13 DB LULZ
Escort Flips Her Shit On Client

Escort Flips Her Shit On Client

If you we're an emotionally messed up prostitute, I'm sure you would fucking hate talking about your life too. But would you hate it more then sucking the dick of a self-titled "crack whore connoisseur"? See the other girls this guy sticks his dick in HERE.

2,265,457 09.07.13 D Hookers
Daughter Of The Year 2

Daughter Of The Year 2

Hot ass outtake from Bring Um Young 27 in which a pornstar rings her mom as she takes it up the ass. Check out the full DVD to catch a seperate outtake of some crazy bitch making small talk with grandma after getting DP'ed. Good stuff.

5,009,876 08.17.10 admin LULZ
The Trolling Of Wannabe Pornstars 4

The Trolling Of Wannabe Pornstars 4

He's the Simon Cowell of pornography and the slut shaming master of trash talk is back with another saga unleashing more of his verbal jihad against a new slew of aspiring cum dumpsters. [Parts: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 ] Full lengths: HERE.

4,274,344 09.27.13 FA LULZ
The Trolling Of Wannabe Pornstars 5

The Trolling Of Wannabe Pornstars 5

Every ratchet skank that waddles off the New Jersey greyhound with hopes of porn stardom is sent to meet the grand wizard of trash talk. Many leave with their dreams, orifices and self-esteem shattered. [Parts: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 ] All vids in full HERE.

3,729,998 03.02.14 DB LULZ
The Trolling Of Wannabe Pornstars

The Trolling Of Wannabe Pornstars

Facial Abuse got a new cameraman... but filming naive skanks getting blunt force trauma to the vajayjay is really only half his craft. His true talent lies in his usage of the English vocabulary. He's like the Shakespeare of talking shit. Funny as fuck. Download all vids HERE. [Parts: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 ]

7,667,231 09.08.11 admin LULZ
The Trolling Of Wannabe Pornstars II

The Trolling Of Wannabe Pornstars II

The Romeo of talking shit is finally back, verbally defecating on the egos of every tramp that crosses his path. [Parts: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 ] . Download the full versions of all clips HERE and HERE.

5,680,275 12.21.11 admin LULZ
The Hilarious Misadventures Of Drunk Girl

The Hilarious Misadventures Of Drunk Girl

I tried my best to caption this but half the shit that comes out of her mouth makes no sense and after the 2 minutes of her rambling on about Totoya automobiles I got kinda tired. P.S. nice titties.

5,118,583 09.01.09 admin Drunk
Bath Salts = INSANE SEX

Bath Salts = INSANE SEX

This is essentially a hybrid of THIS video + THIS video, or in more comprehensive terms: 3 parts female empowerment, 141 parts bat-shit fucking retarded. ENJOY. Full video HERE.

5,020,430 06.12.12 Dissonance LULZ
Mexican Teen Cant Even Take 1 Inch

Mexican Teen Cant Even Take 1 Inch

I like this girl. She's soft spoken and emotionally reserved. To win her over I'd really have to pull out all the stops - Netflix Desperado, bathe in Suavitel fabric softner, and come to terms with being called silly shit like 'Papi'. The things I'd do for love. Full video HERE and only there.

4,169,375 03.25.12 admin LULZ
Threesome Fail

Threesome Fail

Dude gets kicked out of a sex club after breaking an unwritten rule against blowing your load on other people's girlfriends. Yep. You can slam fuck her till she screams bloody murder, just dont get any semen on her brah. Shit aint cool.

3,454,002 07.12.10 admin Porn Bloopers
Gimme A Fuckin Towel

Gimme A Fuckin Towel

Tensions rise after this rat fink is left to marinate in a pool of spunk, which apparently burns like tobasco once it seeps into the eyes. She demands a towel, they intentionally stall. Pretty funny shit. Full video available HERE.

2,932,607 01.02.11 admin LULZ
Pornstar Cries Over Insult

Pornstar Cries Over Insult

Lesbo threesome goes sour after the alpha bitch of the group deliberately tries to humiliate the newcomer via repeatedly requesting that she douche - essentially declaring that the noob's twat smells and/or tastes like shit. I laughed.

1,606,542 12.27.10 admin Porn Bloopers
POWER OF CAWK

POWER OF CAWK

I feel like this has some deeper meaning than a porn parody of the exorcist. I just awed at it like it was a Salvador Dali painting or some shit, trying to figure out how my existence had brought me to this point. [FULL MOVIE]

1,410,797 09.18.17 EF LULZ
14 Incher Causes Gianna To Quit

14 Incher Causes Gianna To Quit

I've never seen Gianna cave before, no matter how big the cock. It's as if her vaginal canal is made of Teflon, with more square footage than James Van Deer Beek's forehead. But after watching this, I'm not so sure. Sources for intro 1, 2, 4, 5. Full tap-out scene HERE.

9,766,850 04.10.12 TG LULZ
The Meltdown Compilation

The Meltdown Compilation

FULL VIDEOS HERE: 1, 2, 3, 4.

6,736,812 12.12.12 admin LULZ
Is It In Yet

Is It In Yet

Hector and his 2.5 inch pop gun (their measurements, not mine) get an earful of criticism after disappointing a gang of size queens... and nailing himself in the forehead with his own payload. Sorry friend but I think it's best you take your cocktail sausage and head on back to that stawberry field you done crawled up out of. More footage HERE.

6,593,963 06.07.10 admin LULZ
Mother-Daughter Porno Fail

Mother-Daughter Porno Fail

A reality check for a 53 year old milf that thinks doing hardcore pornography side by side her 19 year old daugther is liken to a 'family picnic'. Preeeetty messed up! Fuill video available HERE.

6,349,734 01.24.11 admin Porn Bloopers
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