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Socially Awkward Nerd REALLY Wants Pussy

Socially Awkward Nerd REALLY Wants Pussy

Being a lvl 47 Pokemon trainer takes hard work, but it's not devoid of perks. During my .3 hours of experimentation I enjoyed cardiovascular exercise and unadulterated access to nerd girl upskirts. But as for complimentary intercourse... that one's all up to this slick-talking weeaboo.

256,953 08.24.16 DP Amateur
1st Oral-gasm: FEELZ GOOD MAN

1st Oral-gasm: FEELZ GOOD MAN

She may not talk much, but those facial expressions certainly have a story to tell. Specifically "well this is new", "keep going" and the clear winner: "my brother's Playstation 4 controller on vibrate never felt like that!".

282,070 08.20.16 Anonymous Teen
The Perfect Girlfriend

The Perfect Girlfriend

She loves getting fucked in the ass + she's totally gorgeous with a banging body, but most importantly... She LOVES getting fucked in the ass. The guy just sits back with an erection of amazement and she just butt fucks herself with his cock. It's beautiful.

252,806 08.12.16 DP Anal
Slap Happy

Slap Happy

It's all fun and games until you tell an alpha male he's not throwing enough haymakers. The pain doesn't exactly hit her like an uppercut to the fallopian tubes, but nothing is going to make this poster girl for feminism back down. Some call it attention whoring. I prefer the term 'tenacity'.

214,246 08.10.16 Anonymous
First Time, Last Time

First Time, Last Time

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408,506 08.01.16 DP Fail
Occupied

Occupied

26,909 08.15.16 TG Drunk
2 DRUNK 2 FUK

2 DRUNK 2 FUK

Mishka here just signed the liability waiver to star in her very own movie! So grab a bottle of vodka and put down a preemptive puke bucket beside couch because it's time for some classic Russian pornography! YAY! [FULL SCENE] [SONG]

2,489,143 01.26.16 Anonymous Drunk
Too Drunk To Orgy

Too Drunk To Orgy

Meet the overly intoxicated attention whore at the party. She's a 6/10, blowing .08 now and anyone willing later. She left right after this, I hope she didn't drive. Might of left with some guy...whatever. Better her ass getting rear ended than my Honda. DOWNLOAD HERE.

2,323,825 07.09.13 TonyBBQ Drunk
Drugs Make Girls Obnoxious

Drugs Make Girls Obnoxious

She's drunk, high and/or possibly retarded... all of which adequately explain why she's fucking a dude that has less hair than Mr. Magoo and singing along to shitty techo beats. The real question is... who's dick did she have to suck for that badassical Santa Clause skirt? I dig it.

4,103,300 03.29.11 admin Drunk
Fucking Hipsters

Fucking Hipsters

4,296,966 04.24.10 admin Drunk
The Hilarious Misadventures Of Drunk Girl

The Hilarious Misadventures Of Drunk Girl

I tried my best to caption this but half the shit that comes out of her mouth makes no sense and after the 2 minutes of her rambling on about Totoya automobiles I got kinda tired. P.S. nice titties.

4,055,874 09.01.09 admin Drunk
Too Drunk To Masturbate

Too Drunk To Masturbate

Normally drinking on the job gets you fired. But when you're an adult performer, it gets you a pay raise and a few extra cocks in your ass after you pass out. Make mommy proud.

1,340,949 09.29.08 admin Drunk
Drunk Chick Passes Out

Drunk Chick Passes Out

This drunk chick takes a timeout from fucking so that she can go to the bathroom, but she doesn't make it very far. After about 3 steps she collapses and passes out on the floor. Source Real Drunken Girls.

1,732,770 07.04.08 admin Drunk
Drunken Sex Gone Wrong

Drunken Sex Gone Wrong

I guess alcohol isn't always a ticket to getting laid. Sometimes it's just a ticket to getting vomit all over your cock. Personally, I'll take what I can get. Click HERE for more crazy drunk porn!

2,386,491 06.19.08 admin Drunk
Anal Attempt On Drunken Wife

Anal Attempt On Drunken Wife

He tries to butt fuck a passed out girl but she wakes up. So he just gives her a facial instead.

2,515,013 08.19.07 admin Drunk
Passed Out Facial

Passed Out Facial

Believe it or not he's actually doing her a huge favor. Semen is great for the skin. So the next time you slip your wife a mickey and jizz all over her face, remind her to thank you in the morning.

4,256,671 06.15.07 admin Drunk