Say hello to your new obsession. Not only does she incorporate all parts of the male genitalia into her blowjobs, "not-scared-of-sudden-seminal-gagging" is on her resume too. How could I NOT link to this video?
She honestly seems like a nice girl. The type that'd cook you artisanal spaghettios on your 1st date, or volunteer a blowjob when your Instagram photos get 0 likes. I want that. I really do. But 1.13 mark.. dear god.
Tits like a 2x4, anal has a 30 sec time limit and facials send her running. If there's an instructional video out there on what not to do during your first porn scene, I'd recon this derp just paved the way for a sequel. Full Scene.
Kennedy Kressler - one of the only "pornstars" whose name I've ever actually bothered to remember. Why? because she's 18, anorexic and has the face of Sabrina the Teenage Witch, minus the googly eye. Marry me.
Mishka here just signed the liability waiver to star in her very own movie! So grab a bottle of vodka and put down a preemptive puke bucket beside couch because it's time for some classic Russian pornography! YAY! [FULL SCENE] [SONG]
Meet the overly intoxicated attention whore at the party. She's a 6/10, blowing .08 now and anyone willing later. She left right after this, I hope she didn't drive. Might of left with some guy...whatever. Better her ass getting rear ended than my Honda. DOWNLOAD HERE.
She's drunk, high and/or possibly retarded... all of which adequately explain why she's fucking a dude that has less hair than Mr. Magoo and singing along to shitty techo beats. The real question is... who's dick did she have to suck for that badassical Santa Clause skirt? I dig it.
This drunk chick takes a timeout from fucking so that she can go to the bathroom, but she doesn't make it very far. After about 3 steps she collapses and passes out on the floor. Source Real Drunken Girls.