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And Not 1 Fuck Was Given

And Not 1 Fuck Was Given

I've never seen a woman so content with a) being butt-naked in Walmart and b) getting caught in said petri dish with her fruit of the looms on the floor. Her concern has the runtime of a Skittles commercial, and all she can do is giggle like Charlie Sheen in a Botswana whorehouse.

14,573 07.24.16 DP Public
Making New Friends FAIL

Making New Friends FAIL

Exhibitionist couple get increasingly annoyed after being spotted by a deviant with the social skills of a closet Anime collector. It's akin to casting Clint Eastwood on an Iron Chef episode about anti-Semitic meatloaf recipes. Some things you just can't pull off, no matter how big your dick is.

337,628 07.15.16 Twist Fail
ORGASM OVERLOAD

ORGASM OVERLOAD

This is called 'if i act like i'm having an aneurysm, i'll make more money' syndrome. It happens when girls see a drop in token gratuity so they set their vibrators to 11 and let the brain damage begin. But today, a breaking point was reached LOL.

391,248 07.06.16 Anonymous Camwhores
Pizza Guy Goes For the Clit

Pizza Guy Goes For the Clit

It's all shits and tips until you get a 40-year-old Little Ceaser's employee a colossal erection. He was offered a peek, he went for the soggy box instead. Some label him a sexual predator - I prefer the moniker "pick up artist".

396,927 06.28.16 Anonymous Pizza
Girlfriend today, Wife tomorrow

Girlfriend today, Wife tomorrow

Esophogous mericlessly smashed at the hands of someone channeling their inner Nacho Vidal. Likely won't be able to eat solids for a week. No, this isn't my review of Holly Holm/Misha Tate. It's webster's officially definition of a 'mother fuckin KEEPER'.

136,237 06.25.16 DP
2 DRUNK 2 FUK

2 DRUNK 2 FUK

Mishka here just signed the liability waiver to star in her very own movie! So grab a bottle of vodka and put down a preemptive puke bucket beside couch because it's time for some classic Russian pornography! YAY! [FULL SCENE] [SONG]

2,373,972 01.26.16 Anonymous Drunk
Too Drunk To Orgy

Too Drunk To Orgy

Meet the overly intoxicated attention whore at the party. She's a 6/10, blowing .08 now and anyone willing later. She left right after this, I hope she didn't drive. Might of left with some guy...whatever. Better her ass getting rear ended than my Honda. DOWNLOAD HERE.

2,311,040 07.09.13 TonyBBQ Drunk
Drugs Make Girls Obnoxious

Drugs Make Girls Obnoxious

She's drunk, high and/or possibly retarded... all of which adequately explain why she's fucking a dude that has less hair than Mr. Magoo and singing along to shitty techo beats. The real question is... who's dick did she have to suck for that badassical Santa Clause skirt? I dig it.

4,091,848 03.29.11 admin Drunk
Fucking Hipsters

Fucking Hipsters

4,288,237 04.24.10 admin Drunk
The Hilarious Misadventures Of Drunk Girl

The Hilarious Misadventures Of Drunk Girl

I tried my best to caption this but half the shit that comes out of her mouth makes no sense and after the 2 minutes of her rambling on about Totoya automobiles I got kinda tired. P.S. nice titties.

4,013,394 09.01.09 admin Drunk
Too Drunk To Masturbate

Too Drunk To Masturbate

Normally drinking on the job gets you fired. But when you're an adult performer, it gets you a pay raise and a few extra cocks in your ass after you pass out. Make mommy proud.

1,332,397 09.29.08 admin Drunk
Drunk Chick Passes Out

Drunk Chick Passes Out

This drunk chick takes a timeout from fucking so that she can go to the bathroom, but she doesn't make it very far. After about 3 steps she collapses and passes out on the floor. Source Real Drunken Girls.

1,727,207 07.04.08 admin Drunk
Drunken Sex Gone Wrong

Drunken Sex Gone Wrong

I guess alcohol isn't always a ticket to getting laid. Sometimes it's just a ticket to getting vomit all over your cock. Personally, I'll take what I can get. Click HERE for more crazy drunk porn!

2,375,864 06.19.08 admin Drunk
Anal Attempt On Drunken Wife

Anal Attempt On Drunken Wife

He tries to butt fuck a passed out girl but she wakes up. So he just gives her a facial instead.

2,509,592 08.19.07 admin Drunk
Passed Out Facial

Passed Out Facial

Believe it or not he's actually doing her a huge favor. Semen is great for the skin. So the next time you slip your wife a mickey and jizz all over her face, remind her to thank you in the morning.

4,250,938 06.15.07 admin Drunk