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Socially Awkward Nerd REALLY Wants Pussy

Socially Awkward Nerd REALLY Wants Pussy

Being a lvl 47 Pokemon trainer takes hard work, but it's not devoid of perks. During my .3 hours of experimentation I enjoyed cardiovascular exercise and unadulterated access to nerd girl upskirts. But as for complimentary intercourse... that one's all up to this slick-talking weeaboo.

196,488 08.24.16 DP Amateur
1st Oral-gasm: FEELZ GOOD MAN

1st Oral-gasm: FEELZ GOOD MAN

She may not talk much, but those facial expressions certainly have a story to tell. Specifically "well this is new", "keep going" and the clear winner: "my brother's Playstation 4 controller on vibrate never felt like that!".

281,365 08.20.16 Anonymous Teen
The Perfect Girlfriend

The Perfect Girlfriend

She loves getting fucked in the ass + she's totally gorgeous with a banging body, but most importantly... She LOVES getting fucked in the ass. The guy just sits back with an erection of amazement and she just butt fucks herself with his cock. It's beautiful.

252,261 08.12.16 DP Anal
Slap Happy

Slap Happy

It's all fun and games until you tell an alpha male he's not throwing enough haymakers. The pain doesn't exactly hit her like an uppercut to the fallopian tubes, but nothing is going to make this poster girl for feminism back down. Some call it attention whoring. I prefer the term 'tenacity'.

213,905 08.10.16 Anonymous
First Time, Last Time

First Time, Last Time

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408,211 08.01.16 DP Fail
When Fapping Goes Wrong

When Fapping Goes Wrong

Although this scene of Gianna Micheals finger banging herself had to be cut short after only 4 mins, Gianna proves once again how badass she is and just finishes the scene best she can. Full Scene.

2,476,331 07.01.14 Anonymous LULZ
The True Story of Animal Farm

The True Story of Animal Farm

Depending on who you ask, Bodil Joensen is either a gross dog-fucking prostitute, cult icon or exploited victim. But one thing is for sure, she masterminded and starred in an infamous 70's beastiality film that has scarred minds for decades. More info HERE, HERE, HERE.

3,182,815 06.28.14 Duran Documentary
Daughter of the Year

Daughter of the Year

There was a Russian potter, that had a Russian daughter, that one day fucked Rocco and told him about her father. The Russian man, who was a Rocco Fan, was never more proud of his daughter. Full Scene HERE.

2,638,637 06.24.14 TG LULZ
The Rapegasm

The Rapegasm

Much like that fat guy from Lost after a 14 hour stay at Souplantation, this woman has had her fill. But DeDimitrius Black thrusts on, ignoring her tearful pleas for cease-fuckery. The end result is an incredible forced orgasm, followed by a delightful 'fuck you'. Fun starts at the 3 min mark.

2,809,223 06.23.14 Slater Plugs
INCREDIBLE: 3 Orgasms in 90 Seconds

INCREDIBLE: 3 Orgasms in 90 Seconds

A truly beautiful ballad about a girl that makes pterodactyl sex noises and a man that pulls off one of the most amazing sexual achievements ever filmed. I think we all wish we had a little Jimmy in us. Full Scene HERE.

2,823,793 06.20.14 TG Orgasms
The Most Obnoxious Cameraman in Porno History

The Most Obnoxious Cameraman in Porno History

To find a man truly worthy of this title we must dig deep into the early days of internet pornography. A time when potato quality was top notch and only took 2 hours to download. MOAR HERE.

1,602,928 06.14.14 admin LULZ
Won't Ever Do Anal Again

Won't Ever Do Anal Again

Porn newbie lays down a pretty killer debut and she even goes for anal in her very first scene ever. I think it's safe to say she'll never do butt sex again after this... LOL. More butt-fuckery HERE.

3,317,038 06.09.14 Duran Painal
Deaf Azn Girl

Deaf Azn Girl

Meet Kim, the bombshell Azn who can't hear shit. Our genius porn hero guy figures to write down "me want fukky fukky" on paper and away we go. She only makes little soft vowel noises, it's pretty adorable. FULL SCENE and MFC Profile.

2,124,712 06.04.14 KR Asians
This Guy Told Me To Go Fuck Myself

This Guy Told Me To Go Fuck Myself

I think this could be the downtrodden, meth-addicted little brother of the Reading Rainbow guy. They call him Black Salami and he's going to show us things. Song HERE.

2,174,008 05.30.14 Xxx9yoloswag420xxXx Penis
Buffalo Billy's Bath Salt Adventure

Buffalo Billy's Bath Salt Adventure

Only so many things could explain such a bizarre video. Either the lead male was on drugs or maybe the director was on drugs... But most likely everyone on set had to be on something. Full Scene HERE.

1,930,342 05.23.14 4chan Bizarre
Family of the Year

Family of the Year

"She's beautiful!", announces mom in the voice of an angel while watching her daughter masturbate. Then dad comes home, see's mom and daughter naked in the tub on web cam... he's totally cool with it. Amber's profile HERE.

2,129,715 05.19.14 TG Bizarre
Awkward Moments in Porn 3

Awkward Moments in Porn 3

"Fuck me in the ass based god", reluctantly said the state puff marshmallow woman, as he thrusted his black penis deeper into her gooey marsh-mallowy hole. Full Scenes - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.

3,055,445 05.16.14 Duran LULZ
Pornstars Sexually Destroy Newbz

Pornstars Sexually Destroy Newbz

Watch these little engines that just fucking couldn't get a new hold on reality as God tier pornstars turn their sexual fantasies into humiliating nightmares. Full Scene HERE.

2,751,738 05.11.14 Cyber-Jihad LULZ
Luckiest Guy at the Strip Club

Luckiest Guy at the Strip Club

In the bowels of Brazil a.k.a. the other other Mexico, a local stripper gives a drunk and weary traveler an experience he'll never forget... if he can remember. He goes home with a dildo souvenir so he'll definitely know something went down that night. #YOLO

2,120,217 05.08.14 Hund Public
Prostitute Daughter with Vaginalitis

Prostitute Daughter with Vaginalitis

This little gem won several local awards in Yugoslavia for most realistic plot, best dialogue, and even most influential male and female role model. MORE HERE.

1,460,719 05.01.14 Duran LULZ
Mindfucking the Delivery Man

Mindfucking the Delivery Man

The story of a hungry naked teen, an awkward handshake and a condom full of money. More of the blonde getting railed HERE.

2,502,013 04.25.14 Kevin Exhibition
College Kids Attempt Public Sex (and FAIL)

College Kids Attempt Public Sex (and FAIL)

Ron and Jon, still cooling down after an intense night of Minecraft & diet Mountain Dew, stumble upon on a sorority skank mid-coitus and decide to wreak havoc. 10/10 for the sombrero alone.

1,460,745 04.23.14 Cole Voyeur
The Most Embarrassing Public Ejaculation Ever

The Most Embarrassing Public Ejaculation Ever

A run of the mill twerking competition is won in an epic land slide when little miss hair extensions makes the guy jizz himself. For her legendary feat Shaquanda is awarded the illustrious title and like fitty bucks.

1,982,181 04.22.14 TG Public
Porn Scenes Worthy of an Oscar 3

Porn Scenes Worthy of an Oscar 3

The amazing thing? Multiple people thought these were good ideas and put a whole lot of effort into them. I.E. the guy who had to cut a dick hole in a giant wheaties box or the man controlling the giant octopus dildo tentacles. Scenes: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

1,590,119 04.16.14 Various LULZ
I Haz a Breakdown

I Haz a Breakdown

Scene's over and it's time to go home... but first this starlet has a complete mental unraveling. Her tears and plight do little more than generate awkward lulz and kill the mood for the next girl. More HERE and HERE.

1,322,504 04.11.14 Xxx9yoloswag420xxXx LULZ