Dude at the 2:00 mark must have went as Apocolypto for Halloween in 2006 and forgot to take the costume off, and I have no doubt our Scottish socialite's rectal contractions look like they just graduated a course in sign language. Go ahead and tell me nice guys actually do win again?
The upside to being treated like the exhaust pipe of a Chevrolet El Dorado? Literally nothing. All you have to do is breath and the alpha male fantasy fan fiction will magnetize to you like a herpes outbreak at a Playboi Carti concert.
Much like the original Evil Dead trilogy, this goes from semi-romantic to LOL IT'S TIME TO STOP pretty damn quick. A taint-punching compilation that can only be truly appreciated by vaping-enthusiasts and those that refuse to listen to Limp Bizkit unless it's on vinyl. [Part 1]