Awkward Moments In Porn
Like when you can't think of a description... cuz you realize everything you post is awkward... fuck... [Full Scenez: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 ]
After The Tijuana Donkey Show
What happens in
Mexico Chile gets filmed with a potato by cartel members drunk off corona lights. For some guys that love beheading the locals and smuggling drugs in their butts, they sure have weak stomachs.
Shit Cam Whorez Do
It's funny, after a while you realize they are just like normal people. Only totally insane. Prolly from fapping over and over everyday, hours on end for sophisticated gentlemen like "BigDickRick", "TruckerSteve", and "NarutoFan76". Find more HERE.
The Man With Two Dicks
Being born with a deformity is horrible, until you consider the possibility of having two big fully functioning cocks. In that case, it's winning the genetic lottery and gaining super human sexual abilities at birth. Finally a hero the internet deserves. Read more here.
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Sexually Inexperienced And Terrified
True Blood's Sukki has a ratchet doppelganger that attempted porn and totally hated it. Her debut goes about as smoothly as a psoriasis break out... But unlike psoriasis she never came back and wasn't seen again. More nervous newbs HERE.
U GOT WHAT IN YOUR EYE
She just turned eighteen two months ago and got into porn as soon as possible. She never thought this would happen but luckily her co-star has some comforting words for her. Full Scene HERE.
The Worst Tits in Porn
Flat-chested girls everywhere rejoice because there's worse things in life than having no tits. You could have weird tits and add implants, leaving you with gigantic weird sideshow tits... and back problems. SONG.
Vitalyzdtv Does Bang Bus
When youtube prankster Vitaly from Vitalyzdtv isn't scaring black people with cops/zombies/jailbait and teaching betas how to kiss girls, he's hoping this video never see's the light of day... Sorry brah. Full Scene HERE.
Awkward Guy Ruins Porn Shoot
A socially inept goober gets a job getting jerked off by a hottie and manages to fuck it up, dashing his dreams of porn stardom in the process. It's like the movie Rudy, if Rudy was thrown out the game before ever playing and never scored. Moar HERE.
The Meanest Breakdowns
In all the English language, there is no word to describe taking pleasure at someone's misfortunes. No opposite of envy. The German's call it "schadenfreude" and they were nazi's once. Full Scenes 1, 2, 3, 4 and SONG.
Ratchet Sex Tape Fails
Ratchet is what you get if a "ghetto hood rat" and a "chicken head" have a fatherless child that becomes a stripper or aspiring rapper with Tupac quotes for tattoo's and eight ratchet kids of their own. More ratchet amateurs HERE.