There's a very thin line between making love and balls-deep cornholio slaughterage. Where that line lies, I do no know, but I can sure as fuck tell you this greasy Estonian faggot sure as fuck crossed it.
Perhaps my logic is flawed, but you'd think a girl with a b-hole no bigger than a marble would be against back door admittance. But as you can see she's either a witch, or her rectal cavity is in fact David Copperfield.
Skip to the 1.10 mark. Even when she's piss drunk, blondie still has her concerns about possible stank seeping out of Twat Town. Cant fault her for being a considerate lover. If half the women I've ate out cared this much about hygiene, I'd still have taste buds.
It's hard being a single mom, after the drug addicted father of her retarded son took off, she just doesn't have any time to herself. So when it comes to mommy getting her dick, she does it while keeping an eye on her little bundle of special.
The strange tale of how an alleged rapist wife beater got his penis severed and became a porn star. John Wayne Bobbitt has suffered every man's worst nightmare and accomplished most guy's wildest dream. INFO, PORN, SONG.
Remember the public library? They used to be the go-to place for over-achievers and students. Today, libraries are only frequented by the homeless and cam-whores... because, you know, free internet. PROFILE.
I am not sorry if this offends you or your imaginary friends. Just as I am not sorry for the suspension of the efukt twitter for posting Jennifer Laurence's nudes (new account here)... lol. SONG + MORE.
From the clearance section of BackPage.com comes an escort sporting bed bugs, a wonky titty, and a heart of gold. Her entire scene is just one giant cluster fuck disaster of fail and it's beautiful. Full Scene + More HERE.
Ahh, the beautiful girls that fap for internet money. It's a stressful job full of internet chat trolls and dildos that need a power outlet. Understandably they can sometimes freak out a bit. Sauce: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9.
Meet Alicia Silverstone's slutty stunt double with lop sided titties... I nicknamed the small one tiny Tim. Watch them in action and get an inside glimpse into the hazards and dangers of working as a pornography camera man. Full Scene HERE.
I can only imagine the lead up to this, but his girlfriend is a real keeper for going along with his crazy ass plan to film their "extreme" anal session, complete with a friggin go-pro strapped to his forehead. This is the stuff heroes are made of.
A scene gets a little too intense for Lexi when her costar bitch slaps the valtrex out of her face. After which her costar turned assailant keeps asking her "are you ok?". Full Scene HERE and more Lexi HERE.
Many, many years ago, in the days of old known as 1997, an instructional VHS was forged. Watch and learn how to master the art of one handed typing with post-aspergers Winnie Cooper from the "Wonder Years".
She has more issues than time magazine and she's going to tell us all about them while getting getting face fucked and slapped around by the upstanding gentlemen of Facial Abuse. Full Scene HERE and SONG.
Another edition featuring triflin' ass hoes, hood rats of all kinds and a singing crack head with erectile problems. They call him Uncle Jim and he can do any unskilled miscellaneous task for the low-low.
Depending on who you ask, Bodil Joensen is either a gross dog-fucking prostitute, cult icon or exploited victim. But one thing is for sure, she masterminded and starred in an infamous 70's beastiality film that has scarred minds for decades. More info HERE, HERE, HERE.
There was a Russian potter, that had a Russian daughter, that one day fucked Rocco and told him about her father. The Russian man, who was a Rocco Fan, was never more proud of his daughter. Full Scene HERE.
Much like that fat guy from Lost after a 14 hour stay at Souplantation, this woman has had her fill. But DeDimitrius Black thrusts on, ignoring her tearful pleas for cease-fuckery. The end result is an incredible forced orgasm, followed by a delightful 'fuck you'. Fun starts at the 3 min mark.
A truly beautiful ballad about a girl that makes pterodactyl sex noises and a man that pulls off one of the most amazing sexual achievements ever filmed. I think we all wish we had a little Jimmy in us. Full Scene HERE.