Rocco and his token black friend totally put this girl through the ringer, by the end she looks like she endured a cock tsunami. There's nothing like enjoying a nice day by the lake, just hanging out with friends getting some sun and some sucky-fucky.
I can forgive the Lego-grade stunt cock. I can look past the genetic inconsistencies on his costume. But the unexplained reason why he didn't go reptile-to-mouth on her goofy ass? 0/10, you dizzy dinosaur, unfastidious fuck. MORE
Yes, she's 18... and slightly defective. Really not sure what else to say about her. It's just another one of those geeky broads that's taken their obsession with Harry Potter spells a little bit too fucking far for me.
Take a mild-mannered Caucasian bitch, then equip her with the best features of an African American woman (tremendous ass, BIGLY and uhh... yeah, short list) and this is the result. Mother. Fuckin. FAP.
I like how porn has evolved from sex, into a demanding business of who's more willing to use their vagina as a garbage can. Dare penetrate this one's genitalia and you'll be balls deep in sexual fossils of yesteryear. 10/10
A scene gets a little too intense for Lexi when her costar bitch slaps the valtrex out of her face. After which her costar turned assailant keeps asking her "are you ok?". Full Scene HERE and more Lexi HERE.
Many, many years ago, in the days of old known as 1997, an instructional VHS was forged. Watch and learn how to master the art of one handed typing with post-aspergers Winnie Cooper from the "Wonder Years".
She has more issues than time magazine and she's going to tell us all about them while getting getting face fucked and slapped around by the upstanding gentlemen of Facial Abuse. Full Scene HERE and SONG.
Another edition featuring triflin' ass hoes, hood rats of all kinds and a singing crack head with erectile problems. They call him Uncle Jim and he can do any unskilled miscellaneous task for the low-low.
Depending on who you ask, Bodil Joensen is either a gross dog-fucking prostitute, cult icon or exploited victim. But one thing is for sure, she masterminded and starred in an infamous 70's beastiality film that has scarred minds for decades. More info HERE, HERE, HERE.
There was a Russian potter, that had a Russian daughter, that one day fucked Rocco and told him about her father. The Russian man, who was a Rocco Fan, was never more proud of his daughter. Full Scene HERE.
Much like that fat guy from Lost after a 14 hour stay at Souplantation, this woman has had her fill. But DeDimitrius Black thrusts on, ignoring her tearful pleas for cease-fuckery. The end result is an incredible forced orgasm, followed by a delightful 'fuck you'. Fun starts at the 3 min mark.
A truly beautiful ballad about a girl that makes pterodactyl sex noises and a man that pulls off one of the most amazing sexual achievements ever filmed. I think we all wish we had a little Jimmy in us. Full Scene HERE.
Meet Kim, the bombshell Azn who can't hear shit. Our genius porn hero guy figures to write down "me want fukky fukky" on paper and away we go. She only makes little soft vowel noises, it's pretty adorable. FULL SCENE and MFC Profile.
"She's beautiful!", announces mom in the voice of an angel while watching her daughter masturbate. Then dad comes home, see's mom and daughter naked in the tub on web cam... he's totally cool with it. Amber's profile HERE.