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Girlfriend of the Year

Girlfriend of the Year

Say hello to your new obsession. Not only does she incorporate all parts of the male genitalia into her blowjobs, "not-scared-of-sudden-seminal-gagging" is on her resume too. How could I NOT link to this video?

152,180 12.05.16 Pornhub Amateur
The Multi-Talented Camwhore

The Multi-Talented Camwhore

SOMEBODY has been studying her Master the Game by Tony Robbins.

167,189 11.30.16 Spankwire Camwhores
Cute Face, HORRIBLE Ass

Cute Face, HORRIBLE Ass

She honestly seems like a nice girl. The type that'd cook you artisanal spaghettios on your 1st date, or volunteer a blowjob when your Instagram photos get 0 likes. I want that. I really do. But 1.13 mark.. dear god.

336,341 11.20.16 Pornhub Anal
Casting Couch Disaster

Casting Couch Disaster

Tits like a 2x4, anal has a 30 sec time limit and facials send her running. If there's an instructional video out there on what not to do during your first porn scene, I'd recon this derp just paved the way for a sequel. Full Scene.

294,654 11.13.16 YouPorn LULZ
Anorexic Girl Split In Half

Anorexic Girl Split In Half

Kennedy Kressler - one of the only "pornstars" whose name I've ever actually bothered to remember. Why? because she's 18, anorexic and has the face of Sabrina the Teenage Witch, minus the googly eye. Marry me.

287,036 11.07.16 PornHub Teen
When Fapping Goes Wrong

When Fapping Goes Wrong

Although this scene of Gianna Micheals finger banging herself had to be cut short after only 4 mins, Gianna proves once again how badass she is and just finishes the scene best she can. Full Scene.

2,554,196 07.01.14 Anonymous LULZ
The True Story of Animal Farm

The True Story of Animal Farm

Depending on who you ask, Bodil Joensen is either a gross dog-fucking prostitute, cult icon or exploited victim. But one thing is for sure, she masterminded and starred in an infamous 70's beastiality film that has scarred minds for decades. More info HERE, HERE, HERE.

3,921,875 06.28.14 Duran Documentary
Daughter of the Year

Daughter of the Year

There was a Russian potter, that had a Russian daughter, that one day fucked Rocco and told him about her father. The Russian man, who was a Rocco Fan, was never more proud of his daughter. Full Scene HERE.

2,717,379 06.24.14 TG LULZ
The Rapegasm

The Rapegasm

Much like that fat guy from Lost after a 14 hour stay at Souplantation, this woman has had her fill. But DeDimitrius Black thrusts on, ignoring her tearful pleas for cease-fuckery. The end result is an incredible forced orgasm, followed by a delightful 'fuck you'. Fun starts at the 3 min mark.

2,922,518 06.23.14 Slater Plugs
INCREDIBLE: 3 Orgasms in 90 Seconds

INCREDIBLE: 3 Orgasms in 90 Seconds

A truly beautiful ballad about a girl that makes pterodactyl sex noises and a man that pulls off one of the most amazing sexual achievements ever filmed. I think we all wish we had a little Jimmy in us. Full Scene HERE.

2,920,453 06.20.14 TG Orgasms
The Most Obnoxious Cameraman in Porno History

The Most Obnoxious Cameraman in Porno History

To find a man truly worthy of this title we must dig deep into the early days of internet pornography. A time when potato quality was top notch and only took 2 hours to download. MOAR HERE.

1,647,434 06.14.14 admin LULZ
Won't Ever Do Anal Again

Won't Ever Do Anal Again

Porn newbie lays down a pretty killer debut and she even goes for anal in her very first scene ever. I think it's safe to say she'll never do butt sex again after this... LOL. More butt-fuckery HERE.

3,434,310 06.09.14 Duran Painal
Deaf Azn Girl

Deaf Azn Girl

Meet Kim, the bombshell Azn who can't hear shit. Our genius porn hero guy figures to write down "me want fukky fukky" on paper and away we go. She only makes little soft vowel noises, it's pretty adorable. FULL SCENE and MFC Profile.

2,178,497 06.04.14 KR Asians
This Guy Told Me To Go Fuck Myself

This Guy Told Me To Go Fuck Myself

I think this could be the downtrodden, meth-addicted little brother of the Reading Rainbow guy. They call him Black Salami and he's going to show us things. Song HERE.

2,278,465 05.30.14 Xxx9yoloswag420xxXx Penis
Buffalo Billy's Bath Salt Adventure

Buffalo Billy's Bath Salt Adventure

Only so many things could explain such a bizarre video. Either the lead male was on drugs or maybe the director was on drugs... But most likely everyone on set had to be on something. Full Scene HERE.

1,979,929 05.23.14 4chan Bizarre
Family of the Year

Family of the Year

"She's beautiful!", announces mom in the voice of an angel while watching her daughter masturbate. Then dad comes home, see's mom and daughter naked in the tub on web cam... he's totally cool with it. Amber's profile HERE.

2,200,220 05.19.14 TG Bizarre
Awkward Moments in Porn 3

Awkward Moments in Porn 3

"Fuck me in the ass based god", reluctantly said the state puff marshmallow woman, as he thrusted his black penis deeper into her gooey marsh-mallowy hole. Full Scenes - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.

3,154,922 05.16.14 Duran LULZ
Pornstars Sexually Destroy Newbz

Pornstars Sexually Destroy Newbz

Watch these little engines that just fucking couldn't get a new hold on reality as God tier pornstars turn their sexual fantasies into humiliating nightmares. Full Scene HERE.

2,832,850 05.11.14 Cyber-Jihad LULZ
Luckiest Guy at the Strip Club

Luckiest Guy at the Strip Club

In the bowels of Brazil a.k.a. the other other Mexico, a local stripper gives a drunk and weary traveler an experience he'll never forget... if he can remember. He goes home with a dildo souvenir so he'll definitely know something went down that night. #YOLO

2,165,152 05.08.14 Hund Public
Prostitute Daughter with Vaginalitis

Prostitute Daughter with Vaginalitis

This little gem won several local awards in Yugoslavia for most realistic plot, best dialogue, and even most influential male and female role model. MORE HERE.

1,483,603 05.01.14 Duran LULZ
Mindfucking the Delivery Man

Mindfucking the Delivery Man

The story of a hungry naked teen, an awkward handshake and a condom full of money. More of the blonde getting railed HERE.

2,554,070 04.25.14 Kevin Exhibition
College Kids Attempt Public Sex (and FAIL)

College Kids Attempt Public Sex (and FAIL)

Ron and Jon, still cooling down after an intense night of Minecraft & diet Mountain Dew, stumble upon on a sorority skank mid-coitus and decide to wreak havoc. 10/10 for the sombrero alone.

1,487,717 04.23.14 Cole Voyeur
The Most Embarrassing Public Ejaculation Ever

The Most Embarrassing Public Ejaculation Ever

A run of the mill twerking competition is won in an epic land slide when little miss hair extensions makes the guy jizz himself. For her legendary feat Shaquanda is awarded the illustrious title and like fitty bucks.

2,037,797 04.22.14 TG Public
Porn Scenes Worthy of an Oscar 3

Porn Scenes Worthy of an Oscar 3

The amazing thing? Multiple people thought these were good ideas and put a whole lot of effort into them. I.E. the guy who had to cut a dick hole in a giant wheaties box or the man controlling the giant octopus dildo tentacles. Scenes: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

1,612,832 04.16.14 Various LULZ
I Haz a Breakdown

I Haz a Breakdown

Scene's over and it's time to go home... but first this starlet has a complete mental unraveling. Her tears and plight do little more than generate awkward lulz and kill the mood for the next girl. More HERE and HERE.

1,354,432 04.11.14 Xxx9yoloswag420xxXx LULZ