Thot Hilariously Ruins Cum Shot
This is a pretty amazing scene right up until the point when it becomes one of the best cum shot fails of all time. Imagine the glorious feeling of having your penis sucked -- now imagine that feeling being destroyed right when it counts. Full Scene HERE + SONG.
American History XXX
She likes getting fucked like a dilapidated catfish and she's almost as quotable as Will Ferrell. Meet a racist mud shark as she gets "fucking fucked" by two minorities after sexually hate crime-ing them with soul food. Full Scene HERE.
SHE CUT MY DICK OFF!
The strange tale of how an alleged rapist wife beater got his penis severed and became a porn star. John Wayne Bobbitt has suffered every man's worst nightmare and accomplished most guy's wildest dream. INFO, PORN, SONG.
Caught Fapping at the Library
Remember the public library? They used to be the go-to place for over-achievers and students. Today, libraries are only frequented by the homeless and cam-whores... because, you know, free internet. PROFILE.
The Religious Compilation
I am not sorry if this offends you or your imaginary friends. Just as I am not sorry for the suspension of the efukt twitter for posting Jennifer Laurence's nudes (new account here)... lol. SONG + MORE.
The Trolling of a Discount Hooker
From the clearance section of BackPage.com comes an escort sporting bed bugs, a wonky titty, and a heart of gold. Her entire scene is just one giant cluster fuck disaster of fail and it's beautiful. Full Scene + More HERE.
The Cam Whore Meltdown Comp
Ahh, the beautiful girls that fap for internet money. It's a stressful job full of internet chat trolls and dildos that need a power outlet. Understandably they can sometimes freak out a bit. Sauce: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9.
The Dangers of Filming Pornography
Meet Alicia Silverstone's slutty stunt double with lop sided titties... I nicknamed the small one tiny Tim. Watch them in action and get an inside glimpse into the hazards and dangers of working as a pornography camera man. Full Scene HERE.
Genius Straps Go-Pro to his Head
I can only imagine the lead up to this, but his girlfriend is a real keeper for going along with his crazy ass plan to film their "extreme" anal session, complete with a friggin go-pro strapped to his forehead. This is the stuff heroes are made of.
Lexi Belle Has A Breakdown
A scene gets a little too intense for Lexi when her costar bitch slaps the valtrex out of her face. After which her costar turned assailant keeps asking her "are you ok?". Full Scene HERE and more Lexi HERE.
People are NOT Awesome 2014
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How To Have Cyber Sex!
Many, many years ago, in the days of old known as 1997, an instructional VHS was forged. Watch and learn how to master the art of one handed typing with post-aspergers Winnie Cooper from the "Wonder Years".