Mega-Thot Breaks Bed

Optimus Swine rides her manlet so hard the fucking bed self-destructs. The damn thing just couldn't fucking take it anymore and gave up. Much like your parents...

Views: 80,305 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ

Porn's Biggest Losers

Little engines that just fucking couldn't. If there was a "Special Olympics" for sexual performance, these guys would still be the underdogs of the league. The other retards would prolly bully them. Full Scenes - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

Views: 2,543,829 | Date: 10.30.13 | Submitted By Various | Category: LULZ

The Adorablest Camwhore

This girl will either steal your heart like it originally belonged to her anyway or annoy you into destroying something beautiful. For me it was her strong beliefs on pokemon and those back dimples that melted my cold heart. PROFILE HERE.

Views: 1,872,996 | Date: 10.25.13 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Camwhores

First Sex Toy In Space

We as humans are at the fuckin' highest point of civilization we've ever achieved. Our technology is more advanced than ever before in history and recently, we put a dildo in orbit... Welcome to the new age.

Views: 665,504 | Date: 10.23.13 | Submitted By DB | Category: Bizarre

Lost My Virginity To A Pornstar

He came packing a mullet, social-awkwardness and the bodytype/skintone of a marsh mellow with prescription glasses. But that day back in 1998, he was a God for 10 minutes at a gentleman's club in Arkansas. Full Video Here.

Views: 2,256,855 | Date: 10.20.13 | Submitted By DB | Category: LULZ

Intentionally Caught Jacking Off 2

On October 15th 2008, Efukt posted THIS. It's been five years and the guerrilla masturbator never stopped. Chances are he's in a Motel 6 right now, ninja fapping in the dark, hoping to surprise the cute maid of his dreams.

Views: 2,109,854 | Date: 10.14.13 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Exhibition

The Shit Pornstars Say

Lulz tier verbal diarrhea from the worlds top whores. It's a good thing emotional scars aren't visible on the outside or some these girls would look like Freddy Krueger. Sources: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15

Views: 2,189,391 | Date: 10.9.13 | Submitted By DB | Category: LULZ

Butt Sex Sends Poor Girl to the ER

Every dirty slut should know that a slippery fuck toy plus a cavernous butthole can equal a trip to the ER. Next time save yourself the embarrassing shuffle through the waiting room and tie a string to that mother fucker.

Views: 1,812,538 | Date: 10.7.13 | Submitted By Dearn | Category: Insertions


Marvel in the majestic awe of unwanted facials, oral insemination's from men lacking fruit in their diet and other tales of shifty cum dodgers. These girls hate jizz like I hate the season finale of Dexter. [Sources: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11 ]

Views: 2,117,724 | Date: 10.2.13 | Submitted By Various | Category: Porn Bloopers

The Trolling Of Wannabe Pornstars 4

He's the Simon Cowell of pornography and the slut shaming master of trash talk is back with another saga unleashing more of his verbal jihad against a new slew of aspiring cum dumpsters. [Parts: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ] Full lengths: HERE.

Views: 2,355,724 | Date: 9.27.13 | Submitted By FA | Category: LULZ


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Views: 1,001,589 | Date: 9.24.13 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Picture

Porn Scenes Worthy of an Oscar: Part Two

Someone somewhere thought it would be really great to make a 70 minute porn film set in the Victorian era about a guy with a dick for a nose. Today we honor men like that and the amazing master-pieces of shit they produce. INTRO, 1, 2, 3, 4

Views: 1,553,927 | Date: 9.20.13 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ

Water, Knives and Used Toilet Paper

These two got together and decided to reenact "Passion of the Christ" leading up to a cum shot instead of a crucifixion. Warning: This is the kinda twisted shit Ted Bundy and Chris Brown could fap to. FULL SCENE HERE.

Views: 2,081,989 | Date: 9.13.13 | Submitted By TG | Category: Bizarre