Meet Veronica Chaos. She's 20-something, pretty hot, and has a weakness for Ventriloquist dummies hung like Whoopie Goldberg. Today she not only acts out her favorite fairytale, but does so with better acting than the entire cast of Entourage combined. #MARRYME
An insider's look at the social justice warrior's real reasons for protesting, where elephant-dicked men on the poverty line are stripped of their Tommy Hilfigers and bullied into vaginas Donald Trump wouldn't grab. In other words: dis shit is lit.
Esophogous mericlessly smashed at the hands of someone channeling their inner Nacho Vidal. Likely won't be able to eat solids for a week. No, this isn't my review of Holly Holm/Misha Tate. It's webster's officially definition of a 'mother fuckin KEEPER'.
The Dating Playbook by Andrew Ferebee. Buy yourself TWO copies. Cause the current approach of turning your dick into a secret item on the Buffalo Wild Wings menu isn't really panning out, brah. More HERE.
Much like Amy Schumer after mistakenly eating a reduced fat potato chip, you can literally see the fear in this girl's eyes. Emphasis on the 1:10 mark with the introduction of level-10, car battery-to-the-uterus shock therapy.
She's got the looks, she's got the body and she definitely has the talent. She can also use her vagina to keep your subs warm and hang a coat. Now she's stealing our hearts. Duck Tales. A woo ooh. Source + Song.
eFukt got some exclusive pre-photoshop Kim K vagoo sent in from the make up artist on her recent magazine shoot, and even though I don't usually post stuff like this, I figured fuck it... I give you Kim Kardashians vagina.
Meet Allen. At almost 50 years old, he's never had sex and is on the verge of losing all hope. Now it's up to a $400 goth hooker with a heart of gold to help him lose his virginity once and for all... or will he fuck it all up?
The downside of being 24 and still living at home? Besides the 7:00AM line for toaster strudel, every time you're about to evacuate some homemade alfredo sauce onto your GF's back, momma comes a' knockin.
If you haven't yet, check out [Parts - 1, 2, 3 ] and then come back. We're going to meet a girl who has never blowjob'd before, plus a man who has a breakdown. While fucking a cake. So go get your little sister 'cause it's gonna be a really swag time. Sauce: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.
This guy's dream came true and the bang bus picked him up. First, he's gonna make out with a professional cock sucker. Then after a whopping 10 seconds inside a vagina, he's totally gonna cum all over himself. Full Scene.
Get ready to endure more than 9 of the craziest and most intense orgasms ever filmed. Orgasms that "feels good on muh dick" and require the use of phrases like "hosed down", "came buckets" and sloots saying "omg" 9001x. [Scenes - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10]
Some of the wonderful and/or beautiful viewers of efukt. If you want in on this send us your pics and add the twitter, facebook and check out the forum. I fucking love how amazing the efukt fan base is.
If you look closely you can see the very moment they realize that getting slapped around, tortured, humiliated and/or face fucked just isn't as much fun as it sounded when they signed up... LOL [SOURCE: 1, 2, 3, 4]
This is a pretty amazing scene right up until the point when it becomes one of the best cum shot fails of all time. Imagine the glorious feeling of having your penis sucked -- now imagine that feeling being destroyed right when it counts. Full Scene HERE + SONG.
She likes getting fucked like a dilapidated catfish and she's almost as quotable as Will Ferrell. Meet a racist mud shark as she gets "fucking fucked" by two minorities after sexually hate crime-ing them with soul food. Full Scene HERE.
The strange tale of how an alleged rapist wife beater got his penis severed and became a porn star. John Wayne Bobbitt has suffered every man's worst nightmare and accomplished most guy's wildest dream. INFO, PORN, SONG.
Remember the public library? They used to be the go-to place for over-achievers and students. Today, libraries are only frequented by the homeless and cam-whores... because, you know, free internet. PROFILE.
I am not sorry if this offends you or your imaginary friends. Just as I am not sorry for the suspension of the efukt twitter for posting Jennifer Laurence's nudes (new account here)... lol. SONG + MORE.