The Worst Tattoos in Porn

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Uploaded Nov 10, 2013

These tattoo's are so bad, the police leave them out of criminal descriptions to protect the victims. Seriously, these tattoo's so bad, Ed Hardy is going to shit bricks and revamp his next line based on these monstrosities. More bad ink HERE and HERE.

Girlfriend today, Wife tomorrow

Girlfriend today, Wife tomorrow

Esophogous mericlessly smashed at the hands of someone channeling their inner Nacho Vidal. Likely won't be able to eat solids for a week. No, this isn't my review of Holly Holm/Misha Tate. It's webster's officially definition of a 'mother fuckin KEEPER'.

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Dude Upstages Limp Dick Friend

Dude Upstages Limp Dick Friend

1 man does in 90 seconds what his wingman couldn't dream of with a cock ring and 2 handfuls of cocaine. Ferrari fast and lungs-deep. Check out 2:58. His look says "hurry up shit weasel, Game of Thrones is on in 5 min".

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