Good Things, Small Packages

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Uploaded Nov 8, 2010

This is Moonlight Godess of Gimps Gone Wild - a website dedicated to the sexual liberation of... gimps. Their word, not mine. She rarely talks dirty, so consider yourself privileged. You also get a peek at her bite size cooter. SCORE.

Girlfriend today, Wife tomorrow

Girlfriend today, Wife tomorrow

Esophogous mericlessly smashed at the hands of someone channeling their inner Nacho Vidal. Likely won't be able to eat solids for a week. No, this isn't my review of Holly Holm/Misha Tate. It's webster's officially definition of a 'mother fuckin KEEPER'.

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Dude Upstages Limp Dick Friend

Dude Upstages Limp Dick Friend

1 man does in 90 seconds what his wingman couldn't dream of with a cock ring and 2 handfuls of cocaine. Ferrari fast and lungs-deep. Check out 2:58. His look says "hurry up shit weasel, Game of Thrones is on in 5 min".

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