"The Orgasm Of Death"

Honestly, less than 1% of the shit I post actually makes me LOL. Anal prolapses and horse porn bloopers just don't seem to do it for me anymore. But jesus... the second I heard this guy blow ass in the opening sequence I LOL'd so hard my eyes started watering like an emo kid listening to Dashboard Confessional.

Crying Over Fake Cum Wait For It... The Most Embarrassing Public Ejaculation Ever Do Not Want
Lesbian Fail The Worst Cumshot Of All Time SHE CUT MY DICK OFF! Dildo Causes Internal Damage
Thugs Harass Interracial Couple The Safe Word Dude That's My Mom's Friend! Squirt Fail 2
Daughter of the Year I don't remember this in Robocop I Lost My Virginity To A Dog Teacher Of The Millennium