No, I Will Not Fuck You

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Uploaded Dec 9, 2008

I want to be like this guy. I want to have woman begging for my cock and me be all like "lol no, slut" but I just don't see this happening. I mean right now I get rejected by everyone, including prostitutes (yes, even the black ones) so I don't know what the fuck to do. Maybe one of you will beg for my cock? C'mon, it's Christmas. Let me penetrate your holiday spirit.

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funny, homemade, loser, shit talk

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Being 'open-minded' really came back to bite this guy in the frankenberries. Maybe next time inspect the bulge on the pensioner you contracted, and save the regret for a guy not genetically configured like Arnold Palmer? I'm here to help.

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This Game Is So BRUTAL!

Create your fuckdolls and do whatever you want to her in this new free game.

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Best. UBER. Passenger. Ever.

Don't let the heart-shaped buttplug fool you. This girl has zero love for strangers and their upholstery. Such as illustrated after she downtowns her charlie brown... which the driver somehow is totally unaware of. Hilarious.

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This Game is fucking awesome.

You are the general with the big cock! Fuck your super sexy officers and dominate your enemies.

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No, I Will Not Fuck You

funny, homemade, loser, shit talk

This Game Is So BRUTAL!

Outdone By a Senior Citizen

This Game Is So BRUTAL!

Best. UBER. Passenger. Ever.

This Game is fucking awesome.