Slut Flashing Her Nasty Ass - CLASSIC

Slut Flashing Her Nasty Ass - CLASSIC

They really wanted her to spread her cheeks, I guess they weren't expecting all those hemroids!

1,908,754 06.17.07 admin Yukka
Clit Piercing

Clit Piercing

God damn, that is one fucking nasty vagina!

1,965,621 03.29.06 admin Modifications
The Internet Never Forgets

The Internet Never Forgets

Outside of ejaculating to Nicolas Cage's death scene in The Wicker Man, no male celebrity will bring you remorse quite like Simon 'Dirt Nasty' Rex. Former MTV VJ, rolls with Andy Milonakis... and 20 years ago he took a $100 payday to stick his dick in Zack Morris' bedroom carpet. [Diss Track by Traplord Skybaby]

1,529,722 08.12.18 Nick-Digger Funny
A Vagina Within A Vagina

A Vagina Within A Vagina

Double decker taco. Kinda looks like the mouth of the xenomorph from the Alien series. A wee bit nasty but I'd still let her sit on my face.

1,375,511 03.24.09 admin Beef Curtains
It's Only Smellz

It's Only Smellz

Never have I seen a man do something so incredibly vile with such charm. Where there's tension, he provides laughter. Where there's pain, he provides comfort. And where there's feces on the tip of his penis... he provides dinner. Song HERE and 40 MINUTE VIDEO HERE.

6,793,291 12.19.12 TG LULZ
Mother-Daughter Porno Fail

Mother-Daughter Porno Fail

A reality check for a 53 year old milf that thinks doing hardcore pornography side by side her 19 year old daugther is liken to a 'family picnic'. Preeeetty messed up! Fuill video available HERE.

6,427,489 01.24.11 admin Porn Bloopers
Big Dick Syndrome

Big Dick Syndrome

Aye carumba! Nice elephant cock dood! But I forsee 1 little problem... the only creatures with big enough holes for you to fuck are large horses and gay pornstars who've been subjected to olympian gangbangs. Tough break bro!

5,467,303 08.26.08 admin Penis
EPIC ASS IS EPIC

EPIC ASS IS EPIC

Undoubtedly the most erotic thing I've seen since the time my 19 y/o housekeeper cried 'no es bueno' after happening upon my unflushed shitter. Day before was Olive Garden night, fuckin Tour Of Italy. To quote Lil Wayne - I made it rain. DOWNLOAD THE FULL VIDEO HERE.

5,411,914 05.24.12 admin Prolapse
The Dangers Of CBT

The Dangers Of CBT

CBT - it's generally the next step up for closet homosexuals that require more stimulation than what being fucked in the ass with a palm tree has to offer. I dont normally allow this type of material, but it's hard to say no to a video that features darwinism so prominently. Live & learn goober.

5,235,064 07.14.11 admin Porn Bloopers
Broken Dreams, Broken Buttholes

Broken Dreams, Broken Buttholes

Compliments aren't my strong point, but I must say... chick in the yellow dress is fucking stunning. I'd readily eat Honey Nut Cherrios out of Philip Seymour Hoffman's crusty asshole just for a chance to hold her hand. Someone Russian please hook it up. FULL VIDEO HERE.

5,185,733 08.03.12 TG LULZ
The Single Most Epic Cumshot Fail

The Single Most Epic Cumshot Fail

Low res versions of this have been floating around the web for some time, so this might be old for some of you. Never the less, efukt has secured the HD version... so you can now watch Sindee Jennings puke her brains out in the absolutely highest quality available.

5,084,622 06.19.11 admin Porn Bloopers
Oh Noes The Condom Broke!

Oh Noes The Condom Broke!

I found this on some website that pays $2,000 for homemade porno. I'm kinda bummed... they rejected all 3 of my personal sextapes, citing that my 2 inch penis wouldn't appeal to general audiences. Ouch! It's still a cool site though, CHECK IT OUT!

4,732,092 08.27.08 admin Amateur
A Colonoscopy Before Anal

A Colonoscopy Before Anal

Chester's awfully eager to do some butt fuckin but fears his wanky might come out lookin like a Snickers bar [bitesize of course]. Luckily this Jap has access to cutting edge medical technology - a Feces Detector 3000. Kinda gross, but I find his dedication to 'safe sex' rather admirable.

4,590,061 01.01.10 admin Asians
Fucking Hipsters

Fucking Hipsters

4,526,267 04.24.10 admin Drunk
The Art Of Hating Cum

The Art Of Hating Cum

Here it is. The Citizen Kane of ewww your semen tastes like Gene Wilder's deceased asshole. Actually, I'm not entirely sure whether or not Gene is deceased, but I trust that the implied mental image is effective all the same. SOURCES: #1, #2, #3, #5, #6, #7, #8, #9, #10, #11, #12

4,487,834 04.08.12 admin LULZ
Clam Chowder

Clam Chowder

Check her twat at the 1.55 mark. After no more than 15 seconds of diddling her clit, shit becomes the Niagra Falls of vaginal discharge. Camera dude says it's cum. I have 5 bucks and case of diet Mr. Pibb that says it's forgotten creampie from yesteryear. Full video HERE + HERE

4,310,883 01.14.12 Kent LULZ
18 Year Old Suffers O-Ring Blowout

18 Year Old Suffers O-Ring Blowout

Don't worry, in a few days she'll be sitting and shitting normally. Just gotta put some icy-hot on her hurt butt and eat a lot of fiber. No worries. [FULL SCENE] [SONG]

4,278,820 08.28.16 Duran Painal
Brown Bag!

Brown Bag!

It's always a little discouraging to discover a hunk of carne asada on the head of your cock after engaging in some recreational sodomy. Consider it a toll for taking the orifice less traveled. Full video available HERE.

4,267,091 03.17.10 Deven Porn Bloopers
The Return Of 'Gentle Breakdown' Girl

The Return Of 'Gentle Breakdown' Girl

Remember the frigid chick that randomly started sobbing in the middle of a Rocco shoot? It was actually pretty touching, to both my heart & my penis. But apparently that encounter was only chapter 1 in a saga of piss-poor decisions. Song HERE + breakdown HERE + profile HERE.

4,233,489 06.04.12 admin LULZ
BUT DADDY IT HURTZ!

BUT DADDY IT HURTZ!

If you get aroused to non-consentual incest porn, you probably shouldn't tell anyone because you have a serious personality disorder and you probably come off weird already and have no idea. Full Scene + Moar: HERE

4,117,713 12.21.16 Anonymous Incest
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