This housewife expresses concern about shit getting on her husbands cock as they try anal for the 1st time. I wouldn't worry much, ATM solves everything.
This marks the return of the emotional orgasm slut, my personal favorite. Nothing excites me more than watchin that black sausage destroy her ivory cooter.
There's this faggoty fetish for girls pissing in public. This geezer takes offense to the concept. Would've been funnier if she was shitting. Much funnier.