One Pump Chump

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Uploaded Jun 14, 2008

Technically 3 pumps but who's counting. Anyway I strongly reject the stigma surrounding premature ejaculation. What do you stand to gain by lasting longer? The sooner you're done, the sooner you can go to fridge and eat leftovers. That's what I do.

Cornhole Destruction

Cornhole Destruction

She screams "ow!" 87 times in the span of 3 minutes. The quality may be crap but you really cant complain with numbers like that.

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THE BEST OF UNWANTED FACIALS

THE BEST OF UNWANTED FACIALS

101 clips of potential children splashing into the faces of bitches that ain't down with it. HAHA! [1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15] [SONG]

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Bruno Stop Sniffing Her Pussy

Bruno Stop Sniffing Her Pussy

Just imagine if that was an unneutered Golden Retriever... I think wifey would've quickly gained a strong understanding of the term "unwanted threesome".

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Anal Creampie From Hell

Anal Creampie From Hell

It's crazy. On the outside, assholes all look the same. But if your rectum was to ever head south & emerge as a pinksock... you'd quickly find that much like the butt plugs in Oprah Winfrey's sextoy collection, they come in all shapes, sizes & colors. 4 years of running a porn site and that's about all I've learned.

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VRfuckdolls:  A sex game where you can customize your sex partner

VRfuckdolls: A sex game where you can customize your sex partner

Fullfill your deepest fantasies with our fully interactive gameplay. Built your dreamgirl in few minutes. YOU decide what happens next.

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How to Find the G-Spot

How to Find the G-Spot

Ever seen a girl go from :) to :o to >:O in 2 seconds flat? Lemme tell ya... it's all fun and games until you make contact with the fallopian tubes at 27 MPH.

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Worst shit you'll see today. Promise

Worst shit you'll see today. Promise

Pregnant sisters, overly-hung midgets and a race to outdo dad's cum stains. I don't know if I'm jerking off to porn, or a Charlie Sheen family reunion.

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VRfuckdolls:  A sex game where you can customize your sex partner

VRfuckdolls: A sex game where you can customize your sex partner

Fullfill your deepest fantasies with our fully interactive gameplay. Built your dreamgirl in few minutes. YOU decide what happens next.

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Shameless Fingerbanging

Shameless Fingerbanging

What can I say? She's a slut with time to kill and he... well, he has a membership card to the local clinic. How could this not end with a fistful of Alabama Hotpocket?

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