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How To Become A Pornstar

Careful! Rough sex is now the standard in the adult industry. A lengthy career in porn will cost you a prolapsed rectum, torn vagina and a shitload of STD's. I'd stick to becoming a doctor if I was you.

1,908,364 views 06/06/08 Parody

Extraterrestrial Orgy

I decided to post that last bit of the ET sextape. Elliot is probably fapping to this right now, I know I am. See more alien porn HERE and HERE.

969,148 views 06/04/08 Parody

Sex With A Cannibal

That's right, this chick flies to Africa and fucks a member of a cannibalistic tribe. Fake? Probably, although those AK-47's look relatively real. The amount of effort the Japanese put into their pornos never fails to amaze me.

3,436,296 views 05/12/08 Asians

Porn Slut Is Fed Up

They should use super soakers to deliver the cumshots instead. You could hit a slut right between the eyes from a good 15 feet away.

1,613,001 views 05/05/08 Fail

22 Year Old Loses His Virginity

He's 22 and still a virgin so his father put all his pennies together and bought his son a hooker for his birthday... a present weighing in at 200 pounds.

2,100,148 views 05/03/08 Virgins

The Troubles Of Making Porn

Apparently getting your dick hard for a hot pornstar isn't as easy as you'd think. I'd probably blow my load before even getting my cock out of my pants.

1,635,441 views 04/16/08 Fail

Making Porno Is Fun

These silly gooses take a short break from fucking and sucking to have a little lulz on set, because even pornstars need to have lulz every now and then.

1,800,213 views 04/09/08 Fail

German Porn Is Hilariously Fucked Up

lololol

3,869,244 views 04/07/08 Bizarre

You Beautiful Bitch

There is a new threat out there to hookers worldwide. It isn't HIV or the police, it's a dirty old man named Douglas who has made an art form out of verbally degrading prostitutes lol.

2,883,388 views 03/30/08 Amateur

Mom Interrupts Fuck Session

Some parents that were supposed to be gone for the weekend came home early only to discover that their office is being used for an amateur porn shoot!

3,603,210 views 03/03/08 Amateur

The Conesquences Of Being A Slut

The medical bills for stitching up a busted asshole probally outweigh whatever she was paid to be in this porn. I guess being a slut isn't always profitable! She doesn't even notice the prolapse happen lol.

2,312,108 views 03/02/08 Prolapse

Stripper Attacked By Granny

I was considering being a stripper once but after realizing my clientele would consist of 300 pound senior citizens, I sought employment elsewhere.

2,765,171 views 02/24/08 Strippers

Public Pissing Gone Wrong

There's this faggoty fetish for girls pissing in public. This geezer takes offense to the concept. Would've been funnier if she was shitting. Much funnier.

1,608,267 views 02/15/08 LULZ

Watchin Mom Flash Her Tits

Hey lady - next time you're gonna let a bunch of honry drunk men grope your stank pussy, try to make sure your family isn't around!

2,275,577 views 01/15/08 Groped

Minute Man

More like 15 second man. I miss the days of being able to blow my load that quick. After years of looking at sick porn, I'm lucky to even get it up.

1,902,362 views 12/27/07 Premature

Mongloid Gets Some Pussy

A retarded freak finally loses his virginity to some skanky blonde. It's eighties porn at it's finest lol.

1,279,370 views 11/20/07 Bizarre

Whale Vagina

Have you guys ever seen that old horror movie The Blob? Her pussy is going to eat you alive lolz.

2,831,352 views 11/02/07 Gallery

Motherfucker

This goofy lookin shithead tag teams his own mom with his dirty old dad. Like father, like son!

1,830,686 views 09/11/07 Vintage

Diseased Pussy

Not even a cluster of genital warts can keep this pussy hungry dyke from eating out her friend!

1,413,238 views 09/02/07 Bizarre
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