The Bukkake Hate Comp

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Nothing spells H-I-G-H M-A-I-N-T-E-N-A-N-C-E like a lady refusing a gift. TEH FACTS: They'll never look at a 2-Liter the same again, tolerance is non-negotiable and getting them to do a sequel? Well... that's about as likely as Lebron James growing a hairline.

Uploaded 10/05/17 LULZ

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ULTRAGASMS

Feast your eyes on a collection of o-faces so outlandish, it would be impossible to get a nut off in public without being caught. Especially if they are a distance shooter. Chances are they'll let loose near an active bus stop and catch one of the locals in the crossfire. It's called "The Cuban Waterslide" and I'm still paying the price for it to this day.

2,548,319 views 10/21/21 Kink.com Ridiculous Orgasms

Cum Haters 2023C

You know the drill; An assembly line of females willingly sign up for a chance at making it in the wonderful world of pornography, only to find out at the last second they wrote a check their taste buds can't cash. Emphasis on the last girl. You can scope the full(er) scene [HERE.]

1,089,971 views 11/09/23 Cum Haters

Cum Haters 2024

Whole lot of tomfoolery going on here. While most girls will accept the fate of the firing squad they kneel down in front of, there's always an exception. Today there will be 14 exceptions.

847,338 views 02/29/24 Cum Haters

Cum Haters 2023B

Browse the catalogue of Day-1 pornstars long enough and you're sure to end up finding women that treat getting hit with a couple of snowballs is akin to being put in front of a North Korean firing squad. And today my friends, there is no exception. More here.

1,296,718 views 06/08/23 Cum Haters

The Discomfort Zone

You know the deal: It's the height of the pandemic and funds are circling the drain. So you hit up the local videographers and offer your services to the highest bidder. I_CUM_HELLMANS hits up your DM's on Reddit and now the smell never washes off. GG NO RE

2,300,576 views 08/02/21 HeavyOnHotties Fail

Lexi Belle Has A Breakdown

A scene gets a little too intense for Lexi when her costar bitch slaps the valtrex out of her face. After which her costar turned assailant keeps asking her "are you ok?"

4,067,428 views 08/11/14 Breakdowns

THAT DIDN'T END WELL

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Cum Hating Pornstars

The supply of seminally apathetic women is never-ending.

1,389,873 views 09/07/23 Cum Haters

Desperate Times, Desperate Measures

"We make a living by what we get. We make a life by what we give." - Winston Churchill

770,472 views 01/27/22 LULZ

Broken Dreams, Broken Buttholes

Compliments aren't my strong point, but I must say... chick in the yellow dress is fucking stunning. I'd readily eat Honey Nut Cherrios out of Philip Seymour Hoffman's crusty asshole just for a chance to hold her hand. Someone Russian please hook it up.

6,167,038 views 08/03/12 Favorites

Dying for the Pussy

Anyone know what Twitch girl he moderates for?

1,449,633 views 11/21/19 Asians

How to Seduce a Black Woman

Step 1: Have the genetics of a Ugandan warrior Step 2: The good mustard Step 3: Repeat

1,709,925 views 01/11/19 Strippers