Meet Arnost, a self-proclaimed "sex machine" that thought he would be "very successful" in porn. Until a porn studio proved him very wrong by letting him embarrassingly try to fuck a real pornstar while 20 people watch. [S'MORE]
VR Fuck Dolls is basically porn, the only difference being that you decide what happens next. It is the only open-world video game we know of that allows players to be free to touch, squeeze, lick, fondle and suck everything in the game.
Being 'open-minded' really came back to bite this guy in the frankenberries. Maybe next time inspect the bulge on the pensioner you contracted, and save the regret for a guy not genetically configured like Arnold Palmer? I'm here to help.
Don't let the heart-shaped buttplug fool you. This girl has zero love for strangers and their upholstery. Such as illustrated after she downtowns her charlie brown... which the driver somehow is totally unaware of. Hilarious.
