The Regret is REAL

The Regret is REAL

From stone cold fox, to Stone Cold Steve Austin. #fap [SOURCE]

87,037 09.18.18 TG Funny
Cum-Hater vs Gang-Bang

Cum-Hater vs Gang-Bang

Remember that fat crybaby from one of the few episodes of The Maury Show that didn't involve teenagers giving handjobs in exchange for chicken mcnuggets? She had this uncanny ability to make hundreds of bad decisions in a row. Well, it appears she reproduced. [Full Scene] [SONG]

1,168,521 05.09.18 TG Porn Fail
"I Have 2 Vaginas"

"I Have 2 Vaginas"

Sad to see how camscamming has gone from "side gig" to "a race to see who can park a Kia Soul up their twat first". Then again... when your target demographic is people that consider hotdog water a cologne, you gotta be ready to adapt. Consider this bitch the Dave Grohl of CamSoda. [More Camwhores]

1,234,174 04.10.18 vickyvaginas Bizarre
The Bukkake Hate Comp

The Bukkake Hate Comp

Nothing spells H-I-G-H M-A-I-N-T-E-N-A-N-C-E like a lady refusing a gift. TEH FACTS: They'll never look at a 2-Liter the same again, tolerance is non-negotiable and getting them to do a sequel? Well... that's about as likely as Lebron James growing a hairline. More [ HERE ] Song [ HERE ]

1,483,585 10.05.17 EF LULZ
Japanese Porn Is FUCKING CRAZY

Japanese Porn Is FUCKING CRAZY

You know you're in the golden age of porn when someone consults Michael Bay for their scene. Too bad the novelty of implied homicide wears off pretty quick when you have to multitask cumshots with Die Hard 1. More yippee ki-yay mother fuckin eggroll hijinx [HERE] [SONG]

1,947,297 08.05.17 Anonymous Asians
2017's Most Awkward Moments

2017's Most Awkward Moments

Eight times pornography actually shocked me. Okay maybe just one time. Specifically #3. While the others have come and gone, this little gem remains unexplained. [Full Scenes: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8]

2,806,940 06.21.17 EF LULZ
First Time Anal Ends In Tears

First Time Anal Ends In Tears

AKA "How to fuck teenagers for 60% off." So a little burnout QT3.14 thought she could get some extra weed money for some anal. Only problem is she's never done anal and has no idea the hurtin' she's in for. [Full Scene]

2,776,522 05.06.17 TG Painal
American Antipathy

American Antipathy

"And this button-down, Oxford-cloth psycho might just snap, and then stalk [..] with an Armalite AR-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon, pumping round after round into colleagues and co-workers." - Fight Club [SONG]

903,021 04.15.17 D-FENS Documentary
The Accidental Anal Compilation

The Accidental Anal Compilation

Not much is worse (or funnier) than an unexpected penis bashing some hoer O-ring with little forewarning or lube. Ideally, zero forewarning and zero lubes. [Full Scenes: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9]

3,963,585 04.09.17 Various Painal
Wallflower Fucks Up Orgy

Wallflower Fucks Up Orgy

You ever show up for the orgy but just jerk off by yourself? Or have you ever managed to be cringier than a wannabe white rapper with a pick in his ginger afro? Yea... me either. YAY! [Full Scene: HERE and SONG]

2,081,741 04.04.17 TG Fail
Awkward Moments In Cam Whoring

Awkward Moments In Cam Whoring

It's that time once again to highlight some special times in webcam hookerdom. Witness e-prostitutes having breakdowns, getting attacked by small reptiles and other awesome wtfness. MOAR CAMWHOREZ HERE, HERE and HERE.

1,863,471 03.27.17 Various Camwhores
Sexually Traumatising a Teenage Stripper

Sexually Traumatising a Teenage Stripper

[Full Scene: HERE] [Music by Holly Henry and Heavenly Bells]

2,473,245 03.16.17 FF LULZ
Random Guys Try to Fuck a Pornstar

Random Guys Try to Fuck a Pornstar

Do their porno dreams come true? Fuck no. Instead, four average-ass mother fuckers attempt to make sex with the prestigious Christy Mack, and each and every one of them brutally embarrasses themselves. More: HERE.

3,511,131 03.10.17 TG Fail
Chuck Berry Farting On Hookers

Chuck Berry Farting On Hookers

"I like to do that" - Chuck Berry

1,345,070 01.15.17 TG Famous
Trash The Rental

Trash The Rental

A near mentally disabled prostitute attempts to make it in porn. She amazingly fucks 5 guys in an average work day, but still totally fails at sex... So they decide to beat her up instead. haha. Full Scene: HERE or pay her for sex: HERE.

2,778,419 12.30.16 FF Hookers
BUT DADDY IT HURTZ!

BUT DADDY IT HURTZ!

If you get aroused to non-consentual incest porn, you probably shouldn't tell anyone because you have a serious personality disorder and you probably come off weird already and have no idea. Full Scene + Moar: HERE

3,962,653 12.21.16 Anonymous Incest
"The Saddest Blowjob Ever"

"The Saddest Blowjob Ever"

Haha, appears Uncle Steven doesn't give a fuck that your aunt is in a manic low and ran out of paxil three days ago, he's getting his fuckin blowjob. :P

1,492,095 12.15.16 TG LULZ
WTF Moments In Pornography

WTF Moments In Pornography

Five possibly boner killing clips from otherwise decent porn scenes. Featuring a magic penis that gives a girl the ability to communicate with water mammals as well as an unconscious teenager and another that cries. haha. [1, 2, 3, 4, 5] [ SONG]

3,178,639 12.05.16 Anonymous WTF
Racist Cop Porn is Hilarious

Racist Cop Porn is Hilarious

From the creators of Bang Bus come's a new ride along porno trip. Witness angry female cops hunting the city of Miami to sexually exploit the black population. #BlackCocksMatter [Full Scenes: HERE]

1,728,110 11.17.16 BP LULZ
Shit Pornstars Say 2

Shit Pornstars Say 2

The most fail dirty talk of all time and other retarded quips from professional cum smugglers. [Sources: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22]

2,671,141 11.03.16 Various LULZ
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