The Horrors Of Cam-Whoring

The Horrors Of Cam-Whoring

It's always the same thing: Your favorite e-piece succumbs to the competition and proceeds to push her stream to the next level... only to deteriorate her street cred faster than my rectal lining at a Bangladeshi farmer's market. MORE CAM CLAMS HERE

1,426,176 08.02.18 Various Camwhores
MILF HATES Her Own Vagina

MILF HATES Her Own Vagina

Actually, I lied. She's nothing I'd want to fuck, nor is there legitimate contempt for her peter heater. She's raisawetsx - gifter of original content and cervical prize fighter. Moral of the story: Never underestimate a Russian's pain threshold.

1,088,515 06.19.18 CYBER-JIHAD Bizarre
"Dad Gave Me Salmonella"

"Dad Gave Me Salmonella"

For fuck sakes, there's only 2 things capable of further emasculating a man that is fantasy-banging his meth head daughter. One is knowing you stuck your dick into a family classic, the other is whatever the shit is going on here.

1,265,371 06.15.18 SupTryler Incest
Cum-Hater vs Gang-Bang

Cum-Hater vs Gang-Bang

Remember that fat crybaby from one of the few episodes of The Maury Show that didn't involve teenagers giving handjobs in exchange for chicken mcnuggets? She had this uncanny ability to make hundreds of bad decisions in a row. Well, it appears she reproduced. [Full Scene] [SONG]

1,215,625 05.09.18 TG Porn Fail
Orgasms From Hell

Orgasms From Hell

Easily the most try-hard bogus bullshit performances I've seen since YouTube's 'social experiment' revolution went off the rails. I have to point out though: nobody was injured, student loans were paid and girl #1's convulsions can double as a permanent case study for epilepsy. #win

1,436,454 04.30.18 SemenDemon Orgasms
WTF Moments In Pornography

WTF Moments In Pornography

Five of the most WTF porn moments we could find. A cum covered slut beating up a midget, the first female cumshot caught on film, Tory Lane's broken brain and an innocent question with a very questionable answer.

1,696,286 03.20.18 geehawed WTF
Midget Bullied Into Impotence

Midget Bullied Into Impotence

The 70's were a special time in history where no one gave a fuck. Smoking in hospitals, untamed pubes, sexually harassing midgets at the workplace, and faking a cum shot with a limp penis and shampoo? No problem. Nothing was sacred. [Full Scene]

932,753 03.04.18 NCruzFan Vintage
TUMBLR Horror Story

TUMBLR Horror Story

This is kinda disturbing... and I don't mean haha-distubring like when Dennis Rodman became our ambassador for nuclear warfare. This woman is fragile, deranged and sees more abuse than an EBT card at a New Jersey Casino. I don't know if I should cringe or nominate her for an AVN award.

1,797,259 01.18.18 Anonymous Amateur
WARNING: Contents Under Pressure

WARNING: Contents Under Pressure

Undoubtedly the most erotic thing I've seen since responding to an OKCupid message from a girl named The Violator. Results were similar if you replace 'cumshot' with 'Hellmans Tartar Sauce'. And 'private affair' with 'Burger King during rush hour'. [ FULL SCENE ]

2,630,210 11.22.17 ghawd Orgasms
The Bukkake Hate Comp

The Bukkake Hate Comp

Nothing spells H-I-G-H M-A-I-N-T-E-N-A-N-C-E like a lady refusing a gift. TEH FACTS: They'll never look at a 2-Liter the same again, tolerance is non-negotiable and getting them to do a sequel? Well... that's about as likely as Lebron James growing a hairline. More [ HERE ] Song [ HERE ]

1,502,506 10.05.17 EF LULZ
World's 1st Cum Hating Pornstar

World's 1st Cum Hating Pornstar

Aim for dry ground and let 'er rip. That's been the formula for centuries... until Krystal "i have standards" Steal showed up. You see, she has more apathy for body fluids than Paula Deen has for low fat potato chippies. Ever wonder what it would be like if KFC had an all-you-can-eat buffet? That's the kind of 'sounds fun but always ends bad' disappointment I'm talking about here.

1,139,627 09.24.17 TG LULZ
Japanese Porn Is FUCKING CRAZY

Japanese Porn Is FUCKING CRAZY

You know you're in the golden age of porn when someone consults Michael Bay for their scene. Too bad the novelty of implied homicide wears off pretty quick when you have to multitask cumshots with Die Hard 1. More yippee ki-yay mother fuckin eggroll hijinx [HERE] [SONG]

1,968,321 08.05.17 Anonymous Asians
BUT I'M A VIRGIN!

BUT I'M A VIRGIN!

The "Demon Pussy" girl is back in a new adventure in potentially one of the best and most retarded scripted porn scenes ever. Kevin Smith is sure to cum buckets over the dialogue alone. [Full Scene: HERE and song: HERE]

3,074,461 04.24.17 TG Anal
The Accidental Anal Compilation

The Accidental Anal Compilation

Not much is worse (or funnier) than an unexpected penis bashing some hoer O-ring with little forewarning or lube. Ideally, zero forewarning and zero lubes. [Full Scenes: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9]

4,020,072 04.09.17 Various Painal
Wannabe Swinger Gets Cucked Instead

Wannabe Swinger Gets Cucked Instead

Darrell spent a year talking his wife Nikki into giving swinging a shot. She finally gives in and it does not go to plan. To add insult to injury, the whole humiliating ordeal is captured forever in some shitty pseudo-documentary.

2,866,624 03.22.17 Anonymous Cuckold
"The Saddest Blowjob Ever"

"The Saddest Blowjob Ever"

Haha, appears Uncle Steven doesn't give a fuck that your aunt is in a manic low and ran out of paxil three days ago, he's getting his fuckin blowjob. :P

1,500,107 12.15.16 TG LULZ
Mr Big Load

Mr Big Load

A.K.A. "ukBiggestSpunker" is a sperm chucking champion capable of loads only obtainable by some high powered mutant not considered for mass production. Full Scenes: HERE

2,689,086 12.10.16 Bambi LULZ
Shit Pornstars Say 2

Shit Pornstars Say 2

The most fail dirty talk of all time and other retarded quips from professional cum smugglers. [Sources: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22]

2,694,107 11.03.16 Various LULZ
Crackhead Hates Anal

Crackhead Hates Anal

Inside an abandoned and/or bombed out building, Alfredo, the HIV immune crackwhore whisperer, has negotiated some condomless butt sex from the neighborhoods most ratchet cum dumpster. [SONG] [ SOURCE]

2,262,894 10.30.16 TG Anal
THE BEST OF UNWANTED FACIALS

THE BEST OF UNWANTED FACIALS

101 clips of potential children splashing into the faces of bitches that ain't down with it. HAHA! [1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15] [SONG]

3,265,210 09.30.16 Various LULZ
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