I FUCKING HATE CUM!

I FUCKING HATE CUM!

Marvel in the majestic awe of unwanted facials, oral insemination's from men lacking fruit in their diet and other tales of shifty cum dodgers. These girls hate jizz like I hate the season finale of Dexter. [Sources: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11 ]

3,276,875 10.02.13 Various Porn Bloopers
I Hate Cum 2

I Hate Cum 2

Another round of some jizz-intolerant whores getting pwn3d by the substance they loathe most, resulting in all sorts of fucked up, boner-inducing reactions. Chick in the first clip is Katie Thomas and the teary-eyed blonde that looks like she just got butt fucked by Gollum is Elle from Facial Abuse.

3,262,148 01.16.11 TG & Spamsam Porn Bloopers
The Bukkake Hate Comp

The Bukkake Hate Comp

Nothing spells H-I-G-H M-A-I-N-T-E-N-A-N-C-E like a lady refusing a gift. TEH FACTS: They'll never look at a 2-Liter the same again, tolerance is non-negotiable and getting them to do a sequel? Well... that's about as likely as Lebron James growing a hairline. More [ HERE ] Song [ HERE ]

1,613,668 10.05.17 EF LULZ
The Art Of Hating Cum

The Art Of Hating Cum

Here it is. The Citizen Kane of ewww your semen tastes like Gene Wilder's deceased asshole. Actually, I'm not entirely sure whether or not Gene is deceased, but I trust that the implied mental image is effective all the same. SOURCES: #1, #2, #3, #5, #6, #7, #8, #9, #10, #11, #12

4,487,834 04.08.12 admin LULZ
Cum Dodger FAIL

Cum Dodger FAIL

Hungarian broad tries to bail on the wrong cocksmith - Steve Holmes. Dodge one load, no problem. He can work up another wad of creme brulee instantly. That's right, zro downtime. Watch this motherfucker work his magic. Full video HERE.

2,938,616 09.19.11 admin Porn Bloopers
Cumshot Chaser

Cumshot Chaser

The taste of cum makes her wanna puke, so she uses orange juice as a chaser. Hey at least she swallows. You know you'd hit it.

2,033,749 01.23.08 admin Amateur
THE BEST OF UNWANTED FACIALS

THE BEST OF UNWANTED FACIALS

101 clips of potential children splashing into the faces of bitches that ain't down with it. HAHA! [1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15] [SONG]

3,410,518 09.30.16 Various LULZ
I Hate Cum

I Hate Cum

Compilation of various skanks expressing some serious dismay after being force fed a healthy dosage of man gravy. The first clip comes from Facial Abuse and the fat black hobo-bitch at the end that quite hilariously claimed to be allergic to jizz is from Black Vagina Finder. Enjoy.

3,373,916 06.20.10 admin Porn Bloopers
Gimme A Fuckin Towel

Gimme A Fuckin Towel

Tensions rise after this rat fink is left to marinate in a pool of spunk, which apparently burns like tobasco once it seeps into the eyes. She demands a towel, they intentionally stall. Pretty funny shit. Full video available HERE.

2,941,036 01.02.11 admin LULZ
The Worst Cumshot Of All Time

The Worst Cumshot Of All Time

This dude ejaculates Grey Poupon. Straight up. It's the most bedazzling shit I've seen since that picture of Jesus appearing on a dog's asshole. Be sure to keep a towel handy in case you vomit and/or nut. See the full video HERE.

2,930,717 03.06.12 Alan LULZ
Mr Big Load

Mr Big Load

A.K.A. "ukBiggestSpunker" is a sperm chucking champion capable of loads only obtainable by some high powered mutant not considered for mass production. Full Scenes: HERE

2,794,597 12.10.16 Bambi LULZ
Bad Aim

Bad Aim

German dude gets blasted in the face by a fat wad of his own man sauce and nearly pukes all over himself. I guess this kinda invalidates that saying "everyone loves their own brand" haha.

2,691,354 10.30.10 admin Porn Bloopers
Porn Noob Pwns Himself

Porn Noob Pwns Himself

Big fat curved penis sends a fresh wad of home cooked Twinky filling right back into the face of it's creator. It's not a problem I expect to incur any time soon but I do retain faith in the bottle of Extenze my sister so kindly purchased me last xmas. Similar videos HERE & HERE.

2,535,215 04.19.11 admin Porn Bloopers
Hey Mikey, She HATES It

Hey Mikey, She HATES It

Curly Sue gets an afternoon snack - one hefty load of farm-fresh cock custard blasted directly into the esophagus, compliments of the house. Lets just say she's less than appreciative. Full video available HERE.

2,348,474 02.23.11 admin LULZ
He Cums Battery Acid

He Cums Battery Acid

This is classic. The last ho-bag in this comp literally goes from gagging on a load of rancid jizz to asking for tips on what to steal at the local Pepboys. Apparently the Purple Power degreaser she jacked last week isnt the hot ticket item she thought it out to be. LOL. Hundreds of more epic crackwhore videos HERE - all by the same guy.

2,272,872 10.24.10 admin LULZ
Jerk Deliberately Cums In Her Ear

Jerk Deliberately Cums In Her Ear

Missy Monroe cooks up a nonstop bitchfest after getting blasted in the ear by a bukkake boy. But the bad mood doesnt last. Come the 2 minute mark, she's more concerned with bragging to the camera about the small fortune she just got paid for swallowing the seed of 50+ degenerates. I'm filled with envy. Uncut version HERE.

2,129,356 06.18.11 admin Porn Bloopers
Fear Of Semen

Fear Of Semen

This Indian slut is afraid of a little jizz and tries to dodge the cumshot but whitey restrains her!

2,032,894 12.28.06 admin LULZ
Semen Makes Her Gag

Semen Makes Her Gag

Epic retching. FULL VIDEO HERE.

1,834,392 03.18.07 admin Porn Bloopers
10 Men - My Agent Said Only 2!

10 Men - My Agent Said Only 2!

Sativa Rose nearly shits bricks Quepapas after realizing she's been duped into doing a quasi-bukkake. Havent seen a Mexican get this fiesty since the time i got caught sniffing second-hand chones at the local swapmeet, wearing nothing but jesus sandals. Full video HERE.

1,812,122 11.16.11 admin LULZ
"The Saddest Blowjob Ever"

"The Saddest Blowjob Ever"

Haha, appears Uncle Steven doesn't give a fuck that your aunt is in a manic low and ran out of paxil three days ago, he's getting his fuckin blowjob. :P

1,537,330 12.15.16 TG LULZ
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