Quit Fapping & GTFO

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I guess he figured that once she laid eyes on his 7 inch yankee doodle, she wouldn't be able to resist and that a 'happy ending' would ensue. The Motel 6 guy actually shared the same ideology. Too much late night Cinemax porn can really fuck with your head these days.

Uploaded 10/09/09 Exhibition

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Porn Scenes Worthy of an Oscar 7

Saw X will be out by the time this is posted. You can't name 5 ways it's better than this. #bet

782,436 views 10/02/23 Porn Scenes Worthy of an Oscar

Tricked Into Fisting

The Oakland Doorknob. German Knuckle Cake. Mongolian Taco Punching. Not buying Bitcoin when it was 73 cents. It goes by a lotta different names. But the shame... thats always the same.

3,179,951 views 11/17/17 Girlsway Fisting

Mindfucking the Delivery Man

The story of a hungry naked teen, an awkward handshake and a condom full of money. More of the blonde getting railed in the source link.

3,368,027 views 04/25/14 Broke Model Exhibition

Sit Your Whore Ass Down!

Original video HERE.

3,264,782 views 02/21/12 Exhibition

Porn Scenes Worthy of an Oscar 1

Todays menu: a.) girl manipulates dad into oral sex while mom contemplates suicide b.) leper fucks ass, leper's winky gets decapitated, leper continues to fuck ass anyway and c.) vintage buttrape porn, never fuck with a man that's just lost a game of Old Maid.

4,453,420 views 11/07/12 Porn Scenes Worthy of an Oscar

A Happy Breakdown

A former lesbian is getting fucked in beast mode by professional pornstar cock, and her brain can't even handle it. She cums so hard she sheds happy tears and it's frickin' beautiful.

5,699,764 views 03/18/15 Elegant Angel Breakdowns

Mom Fascinated By Daughter's Sextape

This is perverse. More perverse than that happy-go-lucky bastard that ejaculates while donating to the homeless. It contains elder abuse, incestuous undertones and a talking parrot that'll channel your every thought.

6,801,747 views 02/03/13 Exhibition

When Fapping Goes Wrong

Although this scene of Gianna Micheals finger banging herself had to be cut short after only 4 mins, Gianna proves once again how badass she is and just finishes the scene best she can.

3,349,365 views 07/01/14 LULZ

SHE WAS WRONG FOR THIS

26,156 views 02/06/24

The Legend of Saint Petersburg

Congratz! Local Russian folklore states that if you are visited by the naked battle gypsy of St. Pete you will be forever blessed by good fortune. Don't look directly at her vagina though, or they say she'll curse you with impotence.

1,244,379 views 12/18/14 Exhibition

Elena Koshka Overloaded

Symptom #67 that you've graduated from pornstar to full blown drama queen: 3 pumps from Manuel Ferrara's ham hog makes her tap out faster than the Frank Shamrock/Kevin Jackson fight (look it up). Like my reaction after hearing Oprah Winfrey wants to run for president, you can literally see fear in her eyes.

1,813,097 views 11/01/21 Manuel Ferrara Fail

BEEFUS MAXIMUS

See the thumbnail? Get used to making that face. For you're about to meet a woman with enough human-grade roast beef to end global hunger. I never finished medical school... but it's my professional suggestion she uses the $47.00 paid for this scene to buy a pair of hedge sheers on the way home.

2,339,254 views 05/08/19 Loose