Quit Fapping & GTFO

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Uploaded Oct 9, 2009

I guess he figured that once she laid eyes on his 7 inch yankee doodle, she wouldn't be able to resist and that a 'happy ending' would ensue. The Motel 6 guy actually shared the same ideology. Too much late night Cinemax porn can really fuck with your head these days.

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Anal Creampie From Hell

It's crazy. On the outside, assholes all look the same. But if your rectum was to ever head south & emerge as a pinksock... you'd quickly find that much like the butt plugs in Oprah Winfrey's sextoy collection, they come in all shapes, sizes & colors. 4 years of running a porn site and that's about all I've learned.

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His Penis Is Bigger Than Yours

His Penis Is Bigger Than Yours

He wears eyeliner, listens to Marilyn Manson and has the masculinity of Richard Simmons. Was god drunk off his ass when he decided to bless this tard with a 13 inch cock or what? It should've been me you mothefucker. Meeeee.

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Spasmodic Orgasmus

Spasmodic Orgasmus

I like to believe this has less to do with his cock and more to do with her vagina. Some girls are just extremely sensitive down there, and I think that even a 3 inch pecker such as my own could produce the same results. Don't pity me for having hope.

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Pissed Off Crackwhore

Pissed Off Crackwhore

She's coked out and on the rag. If that isn't an invitation for AIDS I don't know what is. Luckily this skank got kicked off the set before anyone had a chance to stick their dick in festering pussy hole. The full 12 minute version can be seen in the Incredible Pass members area.

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VRfuckdolls:  A sex game where you can customize your sex partner

VRfuckdolls: A sex game where you can customize your sex partner

Fullfill your deepest fantasies with our fully interactive gameplay. Built your dreamgirl in few minutes. YOU decide what happens next.

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How to Find the G-Spot

Ever seen a girl go from :) to :o to >:O in 2 seconds flat? Lemme tell ya... it's all fun and games until you make contact with the fallopian tubes at 27 MPH.

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Worst shit you'll see today. Promise

Worst shit you'll see today. Promise

Pregnant sisters, overly-hung midgets and a race to outdo dad's cum stains. I don't know if I'm jerking off to porn, or a Charlie Sheen family reunion.

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VRfuckdolls:  A sex game where you can customize your sex partner

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Fullfill your deepest fantasies with our fully interactive gameplay. Built your dreamgirl in few minutes. YOU decide what happens next.

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Shameless Fingerbanging

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What can I say? She's a slut with time to kill and he... well, he has a membership card to the local clinic. How could this not end with a fistful of Alabama Hotpocket?

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