OOPS! I Stabbed Your Cervix!

Some "feels" I am glad I will never experience in life. Driving the speed limit, menstrual cramps, bamboo fingernail torture, or when a unlubed and unwelcome penis randomly kicks open the door to the house of pain.

Uploaded 06/26/13 Anal

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