Cocaine Doesnt Make You Good At Sex

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Not since the 2005 release of 1 Night In Chyna have I seen a woman with such a fucked up misunderstanding of eroticism. She grunts like pirate with stage 4 throat cancer, pisses all over the place, and has a finishing act that'll assfuck your brain cells. Full video HERE.

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He bum rushes, she leaps away: a move this pro saw comin. He returns fire with a full-body thrust & hits the bottom of her gas tank. Reality sets in at 2:38 when she realizes she won the battle, but lost the war HAHA

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MOM - WTF ARE YOU DOING?

For fuck sakes Japan. Not even a South Vietnamese psychiatrist could Ctrl+Alt+Del the mental imagery of this situation. Insane body though. I dub you craziest MILF I'd drag my dick through glass for.

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Immediately Regrets BBC Cuckold

Twice the girth, and triple the length of anything she's had in the past. Most girls would fear for their lives... but her? I'll let the aneurysm speak for itself.

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Why Porn isn't Filmed in Colleges Anymore

A classic trend that's no longer viable. Why? Pay close attention, and you'll notice these are professionals blending in with real university students. 2 secs of labia flashing sending the Betacuck Frat House off the fucking deep end gives it away.

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Unacceptable Public Affection

Most erections won't survive the last video but trust me - it's better in the beginning. Not "season 4 into season 5" Game of Thrones better. More like final episode "thank fuck this is over, I need to shower this stink off me" better.

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