Passion of the Painal

Passion of the Painal

Whore #3 is quite adorable. She may not speak a lick of English, but her facial expressions certainly have a story to tell.. namely "ouch, that hurts", "please hurry up" and "why in the fuck did I quit my job at Hotdog On A Stick for this shit". Live and learn baby. SOURCES: 1. 2, 3, 4, 5.

7,641,726 09.07.12 Captain X Painal
PAINAL: I Wont Give Up!

PAINAL: I Wont Give Up!

It's all fun n' games till you got a 14 inch dong knocking on the pearly gates of your anus. The pain hits her like a bag of Saved By The Bell VHS tapes, but this trooper refuses to quit. Some might call it desperation for a quick $450. I prefer the term 'integrity'. Full video HERE.

5,164,968 12.19.11 admin Painal
A Different Kind of Painal

A Different Kind of Painal

Jackass-inspired stunt involving a weapons-grade slingshot and some cactus goes horribly right when the target, (a gypsy woman's anus), is met with a direct hit. And now I'm met with a direct boner. Circle of life. FULL VIDEO HERE.

4,358,719 05.29.13 TG Painal
Tranny Wrecks Some Ass

Tranny Wrecks Some Ass

Painal is painal. I dont discriminate. Plus, I've waited 2 years to put that sound clip to use. The only thing lacking is some prolapse and "Ebony & Ivory" by Paul McCartney.

3,364,275 09.14.11 Marius Painal
Her G-Spot Is In Her Butthole

Her G-Spot Is In Her Butthole

This actually starts off as a painal vid, but much like Cuba Gooding Jr.'s acting career, that only lasts for about 14 seconds. From there on it's all pleasure, and by 'pleasure' I mean nervous system-disabling assgasms so hot even Stephen Hawking would pop wood. Full video HERE.

6,431,478 11.30.12 TG Orgasms
No Lube FTW

No Lube FTW

Crack addicts, painal, premature ejaculation... this video is more well rounded than the Denny's Grand Slam that I didn't pay for this morning. Unfortunately there's no kicker, but what it lacks in surprise endings... it makes up for in orgasmic zombie moans.

4,485,079 03.28.12 TG Painal
How To Fail in Porn [x2+]

How To Fail in Porn [x2+]

A hilarious short story about the prettiest ogre girl from the little village of Mordor... She was looking for her big break but instead she was left with only $250, a butt load of pain and a mouth full of grossness... Me gusta? [sauce]

9,308,134 05.10.15 TG Painal
Porn Newbz Anal Fail

Porn Newbz Anal Fail

Former ISIS member with gigantic, fake wonky tits does her first porn shoot ever and she's about to learn pornography isn't all smiles and blowjobs. Nope. Sometimes it's about butt-plugs and pain. :) Full Scene HERE.

7,329,490 12.15.14 Steve Porn Bloopers
OOPS! I Accidentally Sodomized You!

OOPS! I Accidentally Sodomized You!

If there's one thing that never fails to get a fuckload of clicks - it's videos of unexpected butt love. So here's 8 of em. That's right, EIGHT, as in the number of times I defecated after eating crab wontons at P.F. Changs. Enjoy. SOURCES: #1, #2, #4, #5, #6, #8.

6,042,521 01.22.12 TG Wrong Hole
Hipster Slut Gets Unexpected Anal

Hipster Slut Gets Unexpected Anal

Rylie Richman says she never does anal. IMO, that's about as probable as Amy Winehouse hosting the Indy 500 inside her vagina but okay. In this clip, she puts her internal organs to the test by fucking a black guy who's got a cock the size of an ewok. An already bad situation is made worse when said ewok cock slides up the wrong orifice. Trailer HERE.

5,981,600 06.06.11 admin Wrong Hole
Accidental Anal Devirginization

Accidental Anal Devirginization

Unlucky Spanish chick gets bashed in the butthole - full force, no lube! Prepare yourself. The level of agony herein is second only to Adele handcuffed to a stairmaster. Download the full video HERE.

5,584,654 03.26.13 TG Wrong Hole
Ouch! It Hurts!

Ouch! It Hurts!

She claims to have been fucked by a 100 different men, which is quite a bit of cock for a 19 year old. Hmmm, a real seasoned whore I thought to myself. But the second she was penetrated by a standard issue 8 incher, she started bawling so hard I had to mute the volume. Those 100 previous sexual partners didn't happen to be Chinese by any chance? That would almost explain it! Full video HERE.

5,360,593 04.11.09 admin Painal
Broken Dreams, Broken Buttholes

Broken Dreams, Broken Buttholes

Compliments aren't my strong point, but I must say... chick in the yellow dress is fucking stunning. I'd readily eat Honey Nut Cherrios out of Philip Seymour Hoffman's crusty asshole just for a chance to hold her hand. Someone Russian please hook it up. FULL VIDEO HERE.

5,160,667 08.03.12 TG LULZ
Prostitute Lasts Only 28 Seconds

Prostitute Lasts Only 28 Seconds

Technically she lasted closer to 10, but this guy isn't very fluent in "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO", so that mahogany-stained browneye got pounded for a few more Missippi's than desired. Emphasis on mahogany-stained . lol. FULL VIDEO HERE.

5,151,729 04.06.13 TG Painal
OOPS! Wrong Hole!

OOPS! Wrong Hole!

I'd be pretty amazed/disappointed if that didn't at least cause a little internal bleeding. Emphasis on disappointed.

5,150,279 11.22.09 admin Wrong Hole
But I Dont Do Anal

But I Dont Do Anal

This skank accepted a check her cornhole cant cash. The producers offered her a $200 bonus in exchange for a little butt fuckery. Blinded by the riches, she foolishly agreed and now I present you with the end result. Full 43 minute video available HERE, in high fuckin def mind you.

5,051,275 12.27.10 admin Painal
How To Harass An 18 Y/O Into Doing Anal

How To Harass An 18 Y/O Into Doing Anal

I've heard a lot of desperate men say a lot of desperate shit just to keep their cocks submerged in teen sphincter.. but to essentially give a girl the greenlight to defecate on your penis just to avoid a 3 min. potty break? That's a level of dedication I hope to never know. FULL VIDEO HERE!.

5,046,509 05.06.13 TG Painal
Wrong Hole, Charlie Brown!

Wrong Hole, Charlie Brown!

Persian girl gets an accidental, no-lube blow to the rectum... most likely due to her male counterpart having the gut of a pregnant woman and not being able to see what the fuck he's aiming at. Or in other words... he tried to no-scope it and failed wonderfully. Full video HERE.

4,778,478 04.26.11 Annette Wrong Hole
You Want To Quit... FOR REALZ

You Want To Quit... FOR REALZ

B-hole brutally wrecked at the hands of some Italians, likely won't be able to walk straight for a week. No, this isn't my review for the new Parmesan Crusted Steak @ Olive Garden. This is the infamous Rocco vs. Roxy Jezel scene, and you should watch the uncut version HERE.

4,747,744 05.07.12 admin Painal
LOL Wrong Hole!

LOL Wrong Hole!

A lot can happen in the blink of an eye. Lives are lost, revolutions are born, and sometimes... just sometimes - the rectum of a $20 whore will be mistakenly penetrated. Downloaded the full 40 minute video HERE.

4,438,427 01.11.10 Facial Abuse Wrong Hole
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