MILF HATES Her Own Vagina

MILF HATES Her Own Vagina

Actually, I lied. She's nothing I'd want to fuck, nor is there legitimate contempt for her peter heater. She's raisawetsx - gifter of original content and cervical prize fighter. Moral of the story: Never underestimate a Russian's pain threshold.

1,041,276 06.19.18 CYBER-JIHAD Bizarre
Wrong Hole... LIKE A BOSS

Wrong Hole... LIKE A BOSS

Lulu Love gets an unexpected, unwanted invite to a Turkish bike ride. Likely due to this rectal romeo giving more fucks about where his third supper is coming from than what he's aiming at. In other words: he tried to find da wey and it failed beautifully.

2,103,235 01.24.18 TG Wrong Hole
EPIC Butt Plug FAIL

EPIC Butt Plug FAIL

I like her face. I like her enthusiasm. But above all I like her devotion to commitment. Her borderline absent reaction to an explosive device detonating inside her spincther however, has reinforced my stance on late-term abortions. Like, 35 years late. Toss a token in the abyss [ HERE ]

1,829,132 11.27.17 opencasketbukkake Insertions
Oscar-Worthy Anal

Oscar-Worthy Anal

We're gonna need that statue back, Leo. [SONG]

1,209,690 11.13.17 GapeHorn AIDS
POWER OF CAWK

POWER OF CAWK

I feel like this has some deeper meaning than a porn parody of the exorcist. I just awed at it like it was a Salvador Dali painting or some shit, trying to figure out how my existence had brought me to this point. [FULL MOVIE]

1,334,907 09.18.17 EF LULZ
Pornstar OD's on Set

Pornstar OD's on Set

Ever wonder how these girls are able to accommodate penises large enough to legally require airbags? HINT: They take painkillers. Lots of 'em. And I'm not talking about the kind that leave you looking like the cover of Alison Arngrim's “Heeere's Amy". (look it up) [FULL SCENE HERE]

1,936,352 09.02.17 EF Drugs
Asian vs. Airsoft

Asian vs. Airsoft

Some wisdom I picked up during my 2 hour stakeout of a monster truck rally bathroom: You get what you pay for. And by the looks of those potato-sized welts taking up residence next to her shithole, I'd say this dude used Groupon at the time of service LOL [Song: HERE] [Full Scene: HERE]

1,372,810 06.28.17 TG Asians
Cringiest Porn Scenes Ever Attempted

Cringiest Porn Scenes Ever Attempted

These awful pornographic gems were all attempted with eroticism as a goal. I.E. People were somehow meant to masturbate to this shit, but what these clips lack in fap value they make up for with lulz. [1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7]

2,362,532 05.23.17 Anonymous LULZ
First Time Anal Ends In Tears

First Time Anal Ends In Tears

AKA "How to fuck teenagers for 60% off." So a little burnout QT3.14 thought she could get some extra weed money for some anal. Only problem is she's never done anal and has no idea the hurtin' she's in for. [Full Scene]

2,780,551 05.06.17 TG Painal
American Antipathy

American Antipathy

"And this button-down, Oxford-cloth psycho might just snap, and then stalk [..] with an Armalite AR-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon, pumping round after round into colleagues and co-workers." - Fight Club [SONG]

903,903 04.15.17 D-FENS Documentary
The Accidental Anal Compilation

The Accidental Anal Compilation

Not much is worse (or funnier) than an unexpected penis bashing some hoer O-ring with little forewarning or lube. Ideally, zero forewarning and zero lubes. [Full Scenes: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9]

3,971,980 04.09.17 Various Painal
Increase Orgasms While Committing Murder [5 Easy Tips]

Increase Orgasms While Committing Murder [5 Easy Tips]

Somewhere there's a porn writer that has lost their damned mind. [Full Scene: HERE and Song: HERE]

1,378,926 02.08.17 TG LULZ
Life of the Party

Life of the Party

You know you had fun when the next day you wake up with a concussion and realize you not only left your phone, but you also forgot your clothes, underwear, sunglasses and self-respect at the club.

2,858,566 01.19.17 Anonymous Public
Anally Destroyed French Milf

Anally Destroyed French Milf

Another edition of "anal goes wrong", featuring the perforation of a fuckable milf's blown out colon. The city of love probably hasn't seen this much blood since someone made some cartoons last year. [FULL SCENE]

2,207,724 11.13.16 Anonymous Painal
18 Year Old Suffers O-Ring Blowout

18 Year Old Suffers O-Ring Blowout

Don't worry, in a few days she'll be sitting and shitting normally. Just gotta put some icy-hot on her hurt butt and eat a lot of fiber. No worries. [FULL SCENE] [SONG]

4,103,289 08.28.16 Duran Painal
Making Fun of Cutters! [LOL TRIGGERS]

Making Fun of Cutters! [LOL TRIGGERS]

Why don't you post more vidz duran? Well kids unlike these girls, efukt videos don't cut themselves and this hilarious piece of troll cinema could be the greatest Self Harm PSA of all time. #swag [More Cutter Porn: HERE]

1,940,728 07.19.16 FF Crazy
1 Guy 1 Mousetrap

1 Guy 1 Mousetrap

A jackass inspired stunt gone sexual ends very badly for the LoL platinum player responsible for conceiving such an act of genius. Luckily our hero isn't concerned with things like dignity, human contact or a fully functioning penis.

1,339,805 02.01.16 Anonymous Extreme
I Must've Been Drugged!

I Must've Been Drugged!

A.K.A. "XTRAXION: Miguel's Story" A tragic tale of obsession, desperation and loss. Some people just don't know when to stop. Miguel is one of those people. SONG.

2,027,363 01.09.16 Miguel Insertions
Extreme Foot Fetish

Extreme Foot Fetish

Visit the dark side of podiatric porn. A dark, shitty basement with a custom made fuax floor complete with a penis hole. No one should have such a crazy thing, but this is no normal human being we are dealing with. MOAR!

1,296,053 08.24.15 TG Extreme
Psycho Pornstar Gets Donkey Punched

Psycho Pornstar Gets Donkey Punched

A disgruntled pornstar is having a bad day, and everything that comes out of this thot's mouth is either penis related or comedy gold. She non-stop says crazy shit until her co-stars feel forced to shut her up. LOL. Full Scene: HERE.

3,919,471 07.17.15 Randy LULZ
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