Assimilating Dicks With A Speech Impediment

Assimilating Dicks With A Speech Impediment

A.K.A. "Wittle Timmy Got Waped" A tale of 5'3 twinklord with the physique of a professional League of Legends player who needs professional help for his puffy rekt boy pussy. [SONG]

450,365 11.13.17 GapeHorn AIDS
Bad Boyfriends Two

Bad Boyfriends Two

A brand new compilation of asshole boyfriends utilizing their volunteer cumdumpsters as physical, emotional and sexual punching bags.

999,749 11.08.17 EF WTF
The Natalia Borodina Video [Uncensored]

The Natalia Borodina Video [Uncensored]

Well here it is, the uncensored video of a Natalia, hanging topless out of a speeding car window until her head fatally strikes a light post.

1,210,955 10.13.17 Anonymous Ouch!
POWER OF CAWK

POWER OF CAWK

I feel like this has some deeper meaning than a porn parody of the exorcist. I just awed at it like it was a Salvador Dali painting or some shit, trying to figure out how my existence had brought me to this point. [FULL MOVIE]

1,067,502 09.18.17 EF LULZ
sADISTIC DJ sETS dANCER on fIRE!

sADISTIC DJ sETS dANCER on fIRE!

A Jamaican disc jockey didn't appreciate the african booty scratcher on his speaker box and figures lighting her on fire is the best course of action. When asked why he said something about blood clots and lord have mercy.

965,940 08.19.17 TG WTF
Airsoft Arsenal VS Asian Pornstar

Airsoft Arsenal VS Asian Pornstar

A sadistic porn director, with a side hobby catering mostly to autistic kids with fidget spinners and creepy adult children, has decided to combine his two favorite things: Airsoft and BDSM pornography production. [Song: HERE] [Full Scene: HERE]

1,137,010 06.28.17 TG Asians
Cringiest Porn Scenes Ever Attempted

Cringiest Porn Scenes Ever Attempted

These awful pornographic gems were all attempted with eroticism as a goal. I.E. People were somehow meant to masturbate to this shit, but what these clips lack in fap value they make up for with lulz. [1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7]

1,891,832 05.23.17 Anonymous LULZ
First Time Anal Ends In Tears

First Time Anal Ends In Tears

AKA "How to fuck teenagers for 60% off." So a little burnout QT3.14 thought she could get some extra weed money for some anal. Only problem is she's never done anal and has no idea the hurtin' she's in for. [Full Scene]

2,325,978 05.06.17 TG Painal
American Antipathy

American Antipathy

"And this button-down, Oxford-cloth psycho might just snap, and then stalk [..] with an Armalite AR-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon, pumping round after round into colleagues and co-workers." - Fight Club [SONG]

831,973 04.15.17 D-FENS Documentary
The Accidental Anal Compilation

The Accidental Anal Compilation

Not much is worse (or funnier) than an unexpected penis bashing some hoer O-ring with little forewarning or lube. Ideally, zero forewarning and zero lubes. [Full Scenes: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9]

3,143,127 04.09.17 Various Painal
Increase Orgasms While Committing Murder [5 Easy Tips]

Increase Orgasms While Committing Murder [5 Easy Tips]

Somewhere there's a porn writer that has lost their damned mind. [Full Scene: HERE and Song: HERE]

1,306,392 02.08.17 TG LULZ
Life of the Party

Life of the Party

You know you had fun when the next day you wake up with a concussion and realize you not only left your phone, but you also forgot your clothes, underwear, sunglasses and self-respect at the club.

2,464,173 01.19.17 Anonymous Public
Anally Destroyed French Milf

Anally Destroyed French Milf

Another edition of "anal goes wrong", featuring the perforation of a fuckable milf's blown out colon. The city of love probably hasn't seen this much blood since someone made some cartoons last year. [FULL SCENE]

2,040,654 11.13.16 Anonymous Painal
18 Year Old Suffers O-Ring Blowout

18 Year Old Suffers O-Ring Blowout

Don't worry, in a few days she'll be sitting and shitting normally. Just gotta put some icy-hot on her hurt butt and eat a lot of fiber. No worries. [FULL SCENE] [SONG]

3,826,655 08.28.16 Duran Painal
Making Fun of Cutters! [LOL TRIGGERS]

Making Fun of Cutters! [LOL TRIGGERS]

Why don't you post more vidz duran? Well kids unlike these girls, efukt videos don't cut themselves and this hilarious piece of troll cinema could be the greatest Self Harm PSA of all time. #swag [More Cutter Porn: HERE]

1,727,708 07.19.16 FF Crazy
1 Guy 1 Mousetrap

1 Guy 1 Mousetrap

A jackass inspired stunt gone sexual ends very badly for the LoL platinum player responsible for conceiving such an act of genius. Luckily our hero isn't concerned with things like dignity, human contact or a fully functioning penis.

1,263,650 02.01.16 Anonymous Extreme
I Must've Been Drugged!

I Must've Been Drugged!

A.K.A. "XTRAXION: Miguel's Story" A tragic tale of obsession, desperation and loss. Some people just don't know when to stop. Miguel is one of those people. SONG.

1,945,346 01.09.16 Miguel Insertions
Extreme Foot Fetish

Extreme Foot Fetish

Visit the dark side of podiatric porn. A dark, shitty basement with a custom made fuax floor complete with a penis hole. No one should have such a crazy thing, but this is no normal human being we are dealing with. MOAR!

1,226,226 08.24.15 TG Extreme
Psycho Pornstar Gets Donkey Punched

Psycho Pornstar Gets Donkey Punched

A disgruntled pornstar is having a bad day, and everything that comes out of this thot's mouth is either penis related or comedy gold. She non-stop says crazy shit until her co-stars feel forced to shut her up. LOL. Full Scene: HERE.

3,759,553 07.17.15 Randy LULZ
Thot Butthole Rekt by Prized Mandingo

Thot Butthole Rekt by Prized Mandingo

She's got the body type of a holocaust victim and she came to the glamorous dog fart productions to film her first interracial anal scene. Srsly tho, "dog fart" has to be the fucking worst studio name in porno history. FULL SCENE.

2,778,629 06.08.15 TG Painal
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