Gone With The Wind
It's a bird. It's a plane. It's.... two thinly sliced pieces of USDA Select Grade roast beef attached to a big titted slut. HAHA. Full video available on A Day With A Pornstar.
Shotgun Blast To The Vajayjay
All I can think about is the people who jack off to this shit. I envision a crowd of a thousand Japs in a dimly lit adult theater, simultaneously ejaculating just as the girl's vagina gets blown into oblivion by a point-blank blast from a 12 guage. Enthusiastic high fives, everywhere.
A Unique Friendship
Way too homoerotic for my taste, but I did get a laugh out of his 'grand finale' and the excessive use of the word "bro". Watch all the way through and you'll understand.
Extreme Anal Maintenance
God damn. If only my girlfriend shared her habits... maybe then I wouldn't end up with shit in my urethra 3 times a week.
His Penis Is Bigger Than Yours
He wears eyeliner, listens to Marilyn Manson and has the masculinity of Richard Simmons. Was god drunk off his ass when he decided to bless this tard with a 13 inch cock or what? It should've been me you mothefucker. Meeeee.
Midget Quits Anal Scene
She doesn't really look like a midget, but I assure you she is indeed a wee one. I just spent the last 1 minute and 13 seconds fapping to the full version, in which she clearly reveals her height to be a mere 4 foot 8. You know what that means? Facial Abuse is eligble for the highly coveted equal-opportunity employer of the year award! Vote accordingly.
1 Girl Vs. 100 Horny Men
It's like watching the Discovery Channel. Ya know... the one where 5000 ants take down a mouse. Except this one will make your penis wiggle.
Not Your Typical Pornstar
He's got a viking haircut, a 7.5 inch cock and the pussy-eating skills of a Golden Retriever. The porn industry will never be the same.
I'm about to take a hot shower and fap to my Elton John's Greatest Hits CD. I'll type up a video description a bit later, k?