Awkward Girl, AMAZING TITS

There's only 1 thing more counterproductive to inducing an erection than reruns of Life Goes On, and that's girls lacking self-awareness. Big tits can save anything tho. Even the body gyrations of Betty White on acid.

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Pornstar Refuses To Do ATM

Sounds like a violation of a contractual agreement if you ask me. See ya on Judge Judy bitch.

  1,142,106  |    5.16.09  |    Anonymous  |    Porn Bloopers

Never Call His Dick Small

Yo Bishnu, it's called consructive criticism. Kinda like how I'm about to tell you to take a Mach 3 razor blade to that heinous unibrow of yours. Maybe then you can attract women other than your sister? Pwn.

  1,383,965  |    5.15.09  |    Anonymous  |    LULZ

Orgasm Renders Wife Unconscious

Neat trick but I'm afraid I lack the penis for the job. No worries though, that's where the GHB comes into play. It's all about equal opportunity fellas.

  2,465,544  |    5.13.09  |    Anonymous  |    Orgasms

Stop! You're Destroying My Vagina

You know what would've been really funny? If he had instead said STFU bish and kept pounding away. Painful intercourse always brings the lulz.

  1,370,294  |    5.12.09  |    Anonymous  |    Amateur

Don't Cum On Me Motherfucker

I wonder what that must feel like... to defend yourself from a physical assault as you're in the middle of ejaculating. I'd sue the bitch - 50k in punitive damages for an orgasm ruined. No one fucks up my fap session and gets away with it for free.

  1,956,501  |    5.9.09  |    Anonymous  |    Porn Bloopers

Zoophile Recruitment Video

Great news folks! Getting fucked by their horse's 18 inch cock is no longer a prerequisite for new applicants. The only requirement now is just a meager fellatio session with one of their five dogs. Hell of an opportunity!

  1,524,652  |    5.7.09  |    Anonymous  |    Bizarre

The Girl Who Cant Stop Orgasming

hot as fuck

  3,091,179  |    5.4.09  |    Anonymous  |    Orgasms

Racist Porn From The 70's

Complete with a negro version of quasimoto. Warning in advance to my beloved caucasian viewers, black-on-white racism lies within!

  1,719,938  |    5.1.09  |    Anonymous  |    Vintage

Vocal Vagina

It can talk. Pretty sure I saw it spit a few times too.

  739,381  |    4.28.09  |    Anonymous  |    Gape

Taliban Snuff Video

Ruthless motherfuckers.

  2,229,960  |    4.27.09  |    Anonymous  |    LULZ

Why You Motherfucker

Hottest thing I've seen all day. DOWNLOAD FULL VIDEO HERE.

  3,110,210  |    4.24.09  |    Anonymous  |    Vintage

When Did You Go Poop Last?

Hey babe! I think there's some poop in your butthole! Lemme stick my cock in there, pretty please? That about sums this one up, minus the formal request for permission. lol.

  1,226,436  |    4.20.09  |    Anonymous  |    Amateur