Mom Sexually Trollz Step-Son

This crazy whore hid a camera to flash her step son "accidentally" and make him all uncomfortable and weird during family movie night with his dad. I have two questions, first WTF IS WRONG WITH HER? and second, WHY COULDN'T SHE OF BEEN MY STEP MOM?! FUCK!

  615,828  |    Anonymous  |    WTF

1 Girl Vs. 100 Horny Men

It's like watching the Discovery Channel. Ya know... the one where 5000 ants take down a mouse. Except this one will make your penis wiggle.

  2,250,641  |    6.13.09  |    Anonymous  |    Groped

Not Your Typical Pornstar

He's got a viking haircut, a 7.5 inch cock and the pussy-eating skills of a Golden Retriever. The porn industry will never be the same.

  1,899,005  |    6.8.09  |    Anonymous  |    Mildly Retarded

Gigantic Genitalia

I'm about to take a hot shower and fap to my Elton John's Greatest Hits CD. I'll type up a video description a bit later, k?

  2,613,672  |    6.4.09  |    Anonymous  |    Asians

Fuck The Shit Out Of Me

Ask, and ye shall recieve. I learned that in bible club

  2,219,008  |    5.30.09  |    Anonymous  |    Orgasms

All Girls Love Assholes

Especially fat ones. Dinner time!

  2,018,955  |    5.28.09  |    Anonymous  |    Amateur

Gone In 60 Seconds

The title is slightly inaccurate, I just felt like making a reference to that shitty Nick Cage movie. The reality of the situation is that this willy wonka can't even last 5 seconds. Getting to the 1 minute mark would be like an olympic achievement.

  1,578,065  |    5.26.09  |    Anonymous  |    Premature

When Senior Citizens Attack

Had me ROFL'ing up until the point that he started bashing her face in like Mike Tyson. That was my cue to bust out the Jergens.

  1,284,029  |    5.22.09  |    Anonymous  |    Vintage

The Most Obnoxious Bitch In Porn

I don't really give a fuck what anyone else has to say... domestic violence is always a solution. I'd pimp slap that bitch all the way back into the 80's, a time when her David Bowie hairdo was actually fashionable.

  1,253,144  |    5.18.09  |    Anonymous  |    Porn Bloopers

Pornstar Refuses To Do ATM

Sounds like a violation of a contractual agreement if you ask me. See ya on Judge Judy bitch.

  1,144,518  |    5.16.09  |    Anonymous  |    Porn Bloopers

Never Call His Dick Small

Yo Bishnu, it's called consructive criticism. Kinda like how I'm about to tell you to take a Mach 3 razor blade to that heinous unibrow of yours. Maybe then you can attract women other than your sister? Pwn.

  1,387,024  |    5.15.09  |    Anonymous  |    LULZ

Orgasm Renders Wife Unconscious

Neat trick but I'm afraid I lack the penis for the job. No worries though, that's where the GHB comes into play. It's all about equal opportunity fellas.

  2,470,164  |    5.13.09  |    Anonymous  |    Orgasms

Stop! You're Destroying My Vagina

You know what would've been really funny? If he had instead said STFU bish and kept pounding away. Painful intercourse always brings the lulz.

  1,377,431  |    5.12.09  |    Anonymous  |    Amateur