This dude ejaculates Grey Poupon. Straight up. It's the most bedazzling shit I've seen since that picture of Jesus appearing on a dog's asshole. Be sure to keep a towel handy in case you vomit and/or nut. See the full video HERE.
Remember the public library? They used to be the go-to place for over-achievers and students. Today, libraries are only frequented by the homeless and cam-whores... because, you know, free internet. PROFILE.
This is like the pornographic equivalent of kicking a cute little lost puppy. Only the puppy is totally fuckable and I get a weird boner watching its face, self esteem and even its tonsils get totally fucking rekt. FULL SCENE + MOAR.